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I have a big frog, well had.. and it was just being gay, I thought it was dead so I bring it down to the garbage disposal and throw it in, and after I threw it in I realized it was moving and was actually alive. Well me being the lazy fuck I am I said oh well and tried flipping the switch, Just like a goldfish right? GRRRRRRRRRRASIJDFIDFDJAIDA loud sound comes from it, Luckily my dad was outside but I had to remove the ripped and grinded frog torso from the garbage disposal and throw it outside, was a pretty nasty task

 

oh well off to work

I have a big frog, well had.. and it was just being gay, I thought it was dead so I bring it down to the garbage disposal and throw it in, and after I threw it in I realized it was moving and was actually alive. Well me being the lazy fuck I am I said oh well and tried flipping the switch, Just like a goldfish right? GRRRRRRRRRRASIJDFIDFDJAIDA loud sound comes from it, Luckily my dad was outside but I had to remove the ripped and grinded frog torso from the garbage disposal and throw it outside, was a pretty nasty task

 

oh well off to work

 

--REPORTED TO PETA--

Usually when Im at the cottege, I tend to have a dozen or so beers, then go out to the water(georgian bay) and find frogs, and soccer kick them into the middle of the lake. and listen to them struggle to swim back to shore due to the many broken bones in their bodies.

 

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I have a big frog, well had.. and it was just being gay, I thought it was dead so I bring it down to the garbage disposal and throw it in, and after I threw it in I realized it was moving and was actually alive. Well me being the lazy fuck I am I said oh well and tried flipping the switch, Just like a goldfish right? GRRRRRRRRRRASIJDFIDFDJAIDA loud sound comes from it, Luckily my dad was outside but I had to remove the ripped and grinded frog torso from the garbage disposal and throw it outside, was a pretty nasty task

 

oh well off to work

 

I'm not dead you son of a bitch ! Now it's payback time.

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OMG POSTCOUNT

 

 

 

If I wanted higher post count I'd do the community a favor and just troll, not make stupid threads sir

The frog is taking over north africa and now im hungry good luck with solving the shortage of condoms and anti SDT drugs.:wow:
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