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Ok so im catching the bus home and about 2 seats in front of me is this little happy family. A mother, father, daughter (looked about 8) and a son (looked about 5).

 

Anyway i overheard that they were getting off at the same stop as me and the little girl is all like "mummy can i press the button??" and the mother is smiling and is all like "sure u can have fun". As we get closer to our stop shes got her hand on the rail, a big smile, all excited and the mother goes "now do it when were just around the corner" and as we come up to it shes just about to press it when i lean over and press it first lol.

 

my god it was so funny seeing her face, like she was so sad and disapointed that i did it insted of her, and when i pressed it first her family just looked at me and her fathers like "that wasnt very nice, you heard she wanted to do it" lol funnyist shit all day

 

the dad was giving me a hard time and im like "its just a fucken button who gives a shit, i just wanted to make sure she didnt screw it up cause im getting off here too" ah lol

 

 

 

any way nothing special, just when ever an opportunity like that is presented i grab it

Lol vampire that is actually quite funny

 

vampire > 8 yr old girl

good, witty, quick thinking, its wot i like 2 see.

 

next time im on a bus, ill be on the look out

reminds me of the time my friend working at wienershnitzel, had to take orders from like 8 retarded kids, and the guy with them was helping them learn and shit, by counting out thier change, and my friend got mad and said "look, i dont have time for games" and the guy got raged good.

 

not nearly as good as 8 year old girl :)

its funnt for 2 reasons.

#1. you pwned that girl that was funny as shit.

 

#2. you ride the bus, hahaha

 

but none the less, funny as hell. and a good idea, but i never ride the bus....

I GET PICKED ON AND BEAT UP AT SCHOOL SO WHEN I COME HOME I POST ON THE MYG0T FORUMS AND USE CAPITAL LETTERS AND ELITE TALK AND ACT ALL TOUGH... REEEEEEEEH
fucking gay rage. GJ.
I GET PICKED ON AND BEAT UP AT SCHOOL SO WHEN I COME HOME I POST ON THE MYG0T FORUMS AND USE CAPITAL LETTERS AND ELITE TALK AND ACT ALL TOUGH... REEEEEEEEH

 

 

not funny

not original.

go fuck yourself.

I GET PICKED ON AND BEAT UP AT SCHOOL SO WHEN I COME HOME I POST ON THE MYG0T FORUMS AND USE CAPITAL LETTERS AND ELITE TALK AND ACT ALL TOUGH... REEEEEEEEH

whats funny is that noone used caps, "elite talk" or "acted tough" at all on this thread...

rifk

damn i was thinking oh good he sodomized a little girl

cuz thats always fun but no instead hes like

 

OMG I PUSHED THE BUTTON BEFORE THE LITTLE GIRL AND RAGED HER DAD HAAH

 

gj vampie

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