Posted April 23, 200421 yr this is a trick i used on many occaisions, it's called mass subway rage. During rush hour lots of people run to catch the subway, and usually its packed and people can't move. I stand by the sliding doors and wait for the door close signal. i put my foot in front of the door, it hits foot and retracts, usually i do this for around 5 minutes, no one can see whos doing it because of so many people blocking the view. After the first 2 min people get uneasy and start mumbling "what the fuck is going on" "what the hell" "what idiot is blocking the doors" etc... then the conductor says "EVERYBODY GET IN THE CARS PLEASE" "STOP BLOCKING THE DOORS, WE'RE NOT GOING TO MOVE UNTIL THE DOORS ARE CLEAR" then the watcher guy comes out and starts yelling and getting upset, thats when I put my foot away coz he goes nuts and can see from his angle. Good fun for little effort, I should video tape it for it's full effect, it's incredible.
April 23, 200421 yr haha i did something like that on a roller coaster holding a lighter out at night . they stopped it on the big uphill climb and everyone was saying what the fuck? is this a joke? then "please put lighter away on the PA" I will try this subway trick, i imagine it could work on an elevator as well, if its packed
April 23, 200421 yr i imagine it could work on an elevator as well, if its packed no becuase theres only one door on an elevator and only a few people leaning against it, it works on the train because theres like 3-6 dorrs per car and alot of cars per train. goodstuff techno its also fun to complain that you cant hear what the person is saying at the drive through at mcdonalds keep saying "huh" "what" and "this fucking thing!" and speak in giberish while acting very impatient not only do the employees get pissed but the cars in line behind you will start honking like crazy, counteract this by honking back.
April 23, 200421 yr Author there's also my Public bus door blocking rage. stand in such a way that you're right beside someone to your parallel(that person usually never moves since he's not blocking the door, you are, so use him as a wall so the ragee has no chance to go around.), face away from the people who want to get off and ignore all attempts they make to get you out of the way. It's fun when they're high school kids, the harry potter types that look uber gay, they piss and cry when they miss their stop, maybe they can hear me say ZING under my breath, it's satisfying.
April 23, 200421 yr Techno_Warrior']there's also my Public bus door blocking rage. stand in such a way that you're right beside someone to your parallel(that person usually never moves since he's not blocking the door' date=' you are, so use him as a wall so the ragee has no chance to go around.), face away from the people who want to get off and ignore all attempts they make to get you out of the way. It's fun when they're high school kids, the harry potter types that look uber gay, they piss and cry when they miss their stop, maybe they can hear me say ZING under my breath, it's satisfying.[/quote'] rifk
April 23, 200421 yr I have a good idea. Try killing yourself. It's bound to rage a few people... you know if you have any friends or relatives.
April 23, 200421 yr i hate people like you, cuz be home or at work late. a moron turkey (a turkey is that bird thingy right, i mean people from turkey though, wtf do u call it) guy, u know those wannabe 16 year old fucktards, did that when i was in subway and stood beside me. he was laughing and found it way funny to piss the ppl in the wagon off.. until i told him its time for him to leave, or i will beat his ass up. and so he did. beating up a 16 yr old isnt hard k, just wanna stress that i hate those niggers. peace
April 23, 200421 yr not myg0t, but nimrod.. do u think im immune to raging, only cause i love to rage others?! if someone pisses me off i tell him. sometimes it ends up in verbal discussion or in a discussion by fists.
April 23, 200421 yr i used to press those stop buttons at automatic stairs or whatever they are called in english. About 60 people going like wtf lol
April 23, 200421 yr nimrod']i hate people like you, cuz be home or at work late. a moron turkey (a turkey is that bird thingy right, i mean people from turkey though, wtf do u call it) guy, u know those wannabe 16 year old fucktards, did that when i was in subway and stood beside me. he was laughing and found it way funny to piss the ppl in the wagon off.. until i told him its time for him to leave, or i will beat his ass up. and so he did. beating up a 16 yr old isnt hard k, just wanna stress that i hate those niggers. peace a turk
April 23, 200421 yr i used to press those stop buttons at automatic stairs or whatever they are called in english. About 60 people going like wtf lol escalator
April 24, 200421 yr hitting the escalator is a frickn nice idea. i will do that monday in the mall at work. in germany we have stupid weenie security guards in malls. they got a microphone, a nice button which say "security" or something and so they think they r m3n. but when u face them and tell them to fuck off and they cant do shit about it, they always say please leave now .. please leave now and u wont so they dont know what to do. lol. stupid pricks.
April 24, 200421 yr Author nimrod']hitting the escalator is a frickn nice idea. i will do that monday in the mall at work. in germany we have stupid weenie security guards in malls. they got a microphone, a nice button which say "security" or something and so they think they r m3n. but when u face them and tell them to fuck off and they cant do shit about it, they always say please leave now .. please leave now and u wont so they dont know what to do. lol. stupid pricks. saem here dude.... i was sleeping on a bed in the mall's shop and the security guard came and said i cant sleep here, i told him you guys put beds and not expect people to not sleep on them? and he says this is so you can see them to know what you are buying so then i say well how do you know im not testing it to to buy it? then he says please leave the store sir. i said no and he said he's going to call the police, and i said go ahead and call the police i havn't done anything wrong. he goes gets the store manager she gets there and starts threatening me with some bullshit, i start to walk around in the store with the guard following me 10 foot behind... got bored and left into the mall.
April 24, 200421 yr fuck the bus man.. i had to take it for like 2 days while my car was in the shop and i always had to sit behind some niggar and i cuold see the lice and shit in thier nappy weaves... nothing cooler than that
April 24, 200421 yr Hmm, whats kidna funny but also LAME as hell,... is teh following: in elevators you've got those sensors to see if someone's betweet teh doors... simply slide a piece a cardboard or paper between it (usually there's a small area between the sensor and the doors, so a piece a paper fits perfectly. And voila, elevator doors wont close, elevators wont move, ppl raged + when people see an elevator with open doors they always run to it, before it "closes" :D takes them a while to find the piece a paper though...
April 24, 200421 yr Techno_Warrior']there's also my Public bus door blocking rage. stand in such a way that you're right beside someone to your parallel(that person usually never moves since he's not blocking the door' date=' you are, so use him as a wall so the ragee has no chance to go around.), face away from the people who want to get off and ignore all attempts they make to get you out of the way. It's fun when they're high school kids, the harry potter types that look uber gay, they piss and cry when they miss their stop, maybe they can hear me say ZING under my breath, it's satisfying.[/quote'] explain better please D: i wanna try this
April 24, 200421 yr saem here dude.... i was sleeping on a bed in the mall's shop and the security guard came and said i cant sleep here, i told him you guys put beds and not expect people to not sleep on them? and he says this is so you can see them to know what you are buying so then i say well how do you know im not testing it to to buy it? then he says please leave the store sir. i said no and he said he's going to call the police, and i said go ahead and call the police i havn't done anything wrong. he goes gets the store manager she gets there and starts threatening me with some bullshit, i start to walk around in the store with the guard following me 10 foot behind... got bored and left into the mall. I BIT ALL MY NAILS OFF BECAUSE THIS STORY WAS SO EXCITING!
April 24, 200421 yr Author Hmm, whats kidna funny but also LAME as hell,... is teh following: in elevators you've got those sensors to see if someone's betweet teh doors... simply slide a piece a cardboard or paper between it (usually there's a small area between the sensor and the doors, so a piece a paper fits perfectly. And voila, elevator doors wont close, elevators wont move, ppl raged + when people see an elevator with open doors they always run to it, before it "closes" :D takes them a while to find the piece a paper though... ahaha thats good mang... put a piece of duct tape on the sensor they'll never see it. If you're in one of those office towers like the ones downtown which have like 2000 floors... take the express elevator to the toppest one, usually everyone gets off before (if theres cameras in the elevator pretend you dropped something on the floor and as u pick it up apply the duct tape) one you fuck up a few elevators, call the functioning one, take it to the lobby and exit. Or if you dont want to put duct tape on elevators, press all the floor buttons and get out, it will go to each floor, and torture whoever gets in it.
April 24, 200421 yr ahaha thats good mang... put a piece of duct tape on the sensor they'll never see it. If you're in one of those office towers like the ones downtown which have like 2000 floors... take the express elevator to the toppest one, usually everyone gets off before (if theres cameras in the elevator pretend you dropped something on the floor and as u pick it up apply the duct tape) one you fuck up a few elevators, call the functioning one, take it to the lobby and exit. Or if you dont want to put duct tape on elevators, press all the floor buttons and get out, it will go to each floor, and torture whoever gets in it. I did that shit when I was 8. Grow up.
