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For me it's for the lulz during speeches and stuff in college...

 

Student speeches, which are pointless, I actually pay attention during lectures.

 

why would you pay attention during lecture? everyone knows lectures are pointless and meant to put you to sleep

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why would you pay attention during lecture? everyone knows lectures are pointless and meant to put you to sleep

 

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Uhm, not.. really? There's a lot of valuable information in lectures that could come up on exams later. D:

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"My dear People. My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks, and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots..."

 

"PROUDFEET!"

 

"Proudfoots... Also my good Sackville-Bagginses that I welcome back at last to Bag End. Today is my one hundred and Eleventh birthday: I am eleventy-one today! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves as much as I am. I shall not keep you long, I have called you all together for a Purpose. Indeed, for Three Purposes! First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that eleventy-one years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Secondly, to celebrate my birthday. I should say: OUR birthday. For it is, of course, also the birthday of my heir and nephew, Frodo. He comes of age and into his inheritance today. Together we score one hundred and forty-four. Your numbers were chosen to fit this remarkable total: One Gross, if I may use the expression. It is also, if I may be allowed to refer to ancient history, the anniversary of my arrival by barrel at Esgaroth on the Long Lake; though the fact that it was my birthday slipped my memory on that occasion. I was only fifty-one then, and birthdays did not seem so important. The banquet was very splendid, however, though I had a bad cold at the time, I remember, and could only say 'thag you very buch.' I now repeat it more correctly: Thank you very much for coming to my little party. Thirdly and finally I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. I regret to announce that-though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you-this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!"

 

Oh now I see.

15 but only cos im born on a leap year :bj: im also in England and i noticed that there are shitloads of english guys on here, its cool

 

btw i fucking love these smilies XD! :naughtyd::wow::bj::buttseks:

LAWL ASL? LULZ!

 

 

no but really...

 

i'm 20 and from the great upstate new york.

NNEEEHHH NOOOORRR

NEEEH

NOOOR (the sound of a RED firetruck).

 

fuck that hi-lo siren bullshit.

 

we use the wail with the hyper yelp on this side of the pond.

 

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7735/dsc00538zu9.jpg

 

this baby has the hi-lo, but it sounds uber ghey in it.

old enough to drink, unlike 99% of you ***s

 

Drinking does not make you a man any more than having an exhaust pipe makes you a motor vehicle.

Drinking does not make you a man any more than having an exhaust pipe makes you a motor vehicle.

 

I make love to your' sig every-time you post.

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