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you remember of when you were younger.

 

I was about 4, and my family was moving out of my old house, and i remember riding my tricycle all across the house while everyone was moving shit.

i remember my friend showing me his asshole once

when i was like 5

 

Someones gay.

looking over my moms shoulder as she carried me out of the hospital a couple days after i was born, i know which hospital it was and that it was my mom because of 2 things. i distinctly remember the smell on her neck and i can describe the hospital corridor we were walking down which had a very uniquely painted walls, i have never been back to the hospital i was in since that day and my mother confirms what it looked like.

when i was moving out of my old house, i was sitting on the side of the wall and the people who were moving in had a pig and i was petting it.

 

 

thats the earliest memory i have.

i remember my friend showing me his asshole once

when i was like 5

 

LOL!!

when i was in the womb.

 

fake, oxygen is a prerequisite to memory

 

Mine; I was choking the doctor after he had slapped me

I was jumping up and down on a manhole when I was about 3.

 

you mean you were pounding on a manhole

you remember of when you were younger.

 

I was about 4, and my family was moving out of my old house, and i remember riding my tricycle all across the house while everyone was moving shit.

 

i remember coming home from school and fucking your mom.

you remember of when you were younger.

 

I was about 4, and my family was moving out of my old house, and i remember riding my tricycle all across the house while everyone was moving shit.

 

I remember your mother sucking the grease from my balls a few weeks ago.

seriously, my earliest memory was when i got my first toy ever, it was a lifesize toy uzi, had batteries, and made sounds, there was even a place to put in oil so when you fired it, it would smoke. it came with a toy revolver and handcuffs. it was the shit.
Me carrying SourceX out of the hospital as a newlyborn baby, I distinctly remember the tickle on my neck when he breathed.

i have no fucking clue because there are so many memories and i can't sort them by date :/

 

one of the best ones is when i got up at my birthday and there was that uber cool winnetou toy rifle i always wanted laying on the floor

Watching a colony of ants crawling over a ridge on an old, blue, rusted gate and falling to the ground. Open arriving at the ground they were promptly stomped on. My first memory was one of killing, how fitting.
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