December 4, 200717 yr ignore her, she just wants attention. 99% of the time they are just fibbing, wanting attention.
December 4, 200717 yr when she talks to you about her suicidal thoughts, look at your watch every couple of moments and respond with phrases like "Is that right?" and "Yeah?". Also, choose the most inopportune times (I'll leave that part up to you) to interject comments like "You've always had a nice ass" and "We never really got to fuck when we were dating. Not really fuck anyways."
December 4, 200717 yr my ex used to call me saying she had a knife in her hand... tell me about her crap-life. the conversation would go along the lines of: dont do it why not? my life sucks cause dont why? you dont understand me. no one does i gotta go, ill see you tomorrow she just wanted attention. my ex ended up coming to school with some pussy cuts on her wrists... they made for some great emo jokes!
December 4, 200717 yr I laughed IRL when I saw a John Winthrop thread about his GF going to suicide and 29 posts at the same time.
December 4, 200717 yr My ex-girlfriend wants to commit suicide. What should I do? Be sure to help her out when shes about to do it. thats true love <3
December 4, 200717 yr If you're feelin' down and out with what your life is all about lift your head up high, and blow your brains out
December 5, 200717 yr Tell her to stab her vagina with a knife and do a handstand so all the blood fills her organs, thats how real women go out.
December 6, 200717 yr call the cops and tell them you think she's actually gonna do it - she'll be too embarassed to do it after that
December 6, 200717 yr She's not going to actually commit suicide, she wont have what it takes. If she does then what do you care? Take a picture and have a story to tell your grandkids.
December 6, 200717 yr She's not going to actually commit suicide, she wont have what it takes. If she does then what do you care? Take a picture and have a story to tell your grandkids. If she was actually going to commit suicide she would have done it already. She just wants you to be concerned about her so that way you aren't totally out of her life. Try to get one of her friends to talk to her about it and help her. Have her friend explain to her that she is still young and everything is going to be ok -- in the grand scheme of things it's not really that big of a deal. OR Tell her to do it.
December 6, 200717 yr Dude, this guy is so fake...WInthrop is a little faker troll...he's probably like 50 yrs old.
December 6, 200717 yr blocky;530515']call the cops and tell them you think she's actually gonna do it - she'll be too embarassed to do it after that bets post so far
December 8, 200717 yr Tell her to stab her vagina with a knife and do a handstand so all the blood fills her organs, thats how real women go out. qft
December 8, 200717 yr women are fucking cheap sluts who love themselves more than anything else and she wont do it in 1000 years cause she loves herself too much just tell the whore to shut her mouth
December 8, 200717 yr if she wants to die so bad, tell her to just walk around baghdad for a while...naked.
December 10, 200717 yr blocky;530515']call the cops and tell them you think she's actually gonna do it - she'll be too embarassed to do it after that +1 Make sure you have nice evidence like a text message or email when you do so as well.
December 10, 200717 yr Insult her. Make her feel worthless. Encourage her suicide. Either she'll realize that she just wants attention, OR she'll actually commit suicide and then you can get pics/ have your way with her dead body/ turn emo/ whatever. Definately. or.... If your pissed at her still for breaking up with you.. SWAT her. That means do ip relay or some shit, maybe even use skype and call the police on her. Pretend she gave you a txt msg saying she was going to commit suicide. Pretend ur scared and shit, then give them her address, she'll have police n shit outside. A better way is to call the police and say someone stabbed her then ran, you'll have about 10 helicopters flying around her house looking for a helicopter. that'll teach the bitch not to break up with you
