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My ex-girlfriend wants to commit suicide. What should I do?

 

Give her a brick, a pipe, and a lighter. She won't forget about it but she'll be to lazy to get a gun or learn how to tie a hangman's knot.

Do drugs and torture little animals until you stop having emotions. Then ask yourself the question again.
^ Just do the drugs part... if you don't want to live experiment with new drugs and tell myg0t about them!
My ex-girlfriend wants to commit suicide. What should I do?

 

Artificially inseminate her while she is sleeping and tell her she has to stay alive for the baby.

Artificially inseminate her while she is sleeping and tell her she has to stay alive for the baby.

 

 

Artificially?

 

fuck these newbs are dumb asses

no shit virgin, you're too afraid to fuck a sleeping girl?

 

when did our youth become such pussies

 

I still dont see how he could have missed the point......

 

I believe we are talking about John_Winflamer, not me. And that way it isn't rape, thundercunt.

I believe we are talking about John_Winflamer, not me. And that way it isn't rape, thundercunt.

 

You're in the wrong place. Turn around and walk away before your feelings get hurt.

Definately.

 

or....

 

If your pissed at her still for breaking up with you.. SWAT her. That means do ip relay or some shit, maybe even use skype and call the police on her. Pretend she gave you a txt msg saying she was going to commit suicide. Pretend ur scared and shit, then give them her address, she'll have police n shit outside. A better way is to call the police and say someone stabbed her then ran, you'll have about 10 helicopters flying around her house looking for a helicopter. that'll teach the bitch not to break up with you

 

why would the helicoptors be looking for more helicoptors when a person stabbed her?

why would the helicoptors be looking for more helicoptors when a person stabbed her?

 

why would a helicopter be looking for a helicopter in the first place.

why would a helicopter be looking for a helicopter in the first place.

 

because the pilot of the first helicopter was assigned orders from his captain to locate another helicopter.

next time you feel the need to post, jam a very rusty nail in to your eye to curb the urge.

 

agreed but,

dont feed the troll <3

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