December 13, 200717 yr Robert E.: Hi, my name is Robert E.. How may I help you? [email protected]: Hello [email protected]: Im asking about a computer special [email protected]: It was the one that was 2,000$ with the x3 cooling unit [email protected]: 8800 graphics card [email protected]: but i cant remember which one it was Robert E.: Hello James, was a desktop? [email protected]: yes it was [email protected]: the screen was i think 24x24 [email protected]: or something really large Robert E.: This one: URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/product_detail_pages/Aurora_7500/aurora_overview.aspx?SysCode=PC-AURORA-7500-R4&SubCode=SKU-DEFAULT [email protected]: no i dont think that was the one [email protected]: I want to see the cheapest computer you have,ASAP [email protected]: I can only afford about 800$, my parents are funding the rest for me, i'm only 13 Robert E.: It's that one Robert E.: Oh [email protected]: OIC [email protected]: ok [email protected]: do your computers run compatible with vista? [email protected]: and are they water proof? [email protected]: the one i want to buy has to be set up in an aquarium [email protected]: and is prone to the wetzone Robert E.: For a more specific answer to your question, you may contact our Sales Department and speak with a sales agent. They can be reached directly at 1-800-745-1639. They are available Monday thru Friday 9am to 11:30pm EST and Saturdays from 10am to 6pm EST. [email protected]: do your modesl run with waterproofing technology, like microfibers? [email protected]: okay [email protected]: i will have to use a rug to cover it.. [email protected]: Its getting late [email protected]: i have a few more questions [email protected]: then i have to go Robert E.: Sure [email protected]: is the computers you run in suitable for induring hits, like say i accidently dropped a garden gnome on it [email protected]: will it dent and brake? Robert E.: Unfortunately, other then what we see there on the web site, information such as that isn't made available to us. [email protected]: OIC kkz [email protected]: anyways Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with? [email protected]: does the cpus you sell run vista,counterstrike,steam,winamp,AIM,MSN,AVG,world of warcraft, and macros for hacking games and such at once? [email protected]: becuz mi friend can do dat all at onmce! [email protected]: n i think itz pretty lame... Robert E.: For a more specific answer to your question, you may contact our Sales Department and speak with a sales agent. They can be reached directly at 1-800-745-1639. They are available Monday thru Friday 9am to 11:30pm EST and Saturdays from 10am to 6pm EST. [email protected]: no i need an answer now [email protected]: my mother is going to come down here and beat my with a metal belt if i dont hurry up stairs [email protected]: hey Robert E.: oh [email protected]: oh i thought you were scared or something! LoL!!!!! [email protected]: newayz [email protected]: im askign santa for christmas to bring me a computer [email protected]: he can afford it right? i mean his elves can make it at their workshop? [email protected]: wait [email protected]: if the elves make it at their workshop... Robert E.: In accordance with Internet Privacy and Harassment Act, I am to inform you that you’re IP, location and ISP are being monitored and logged. This chat is recorded and forwarded to your ISP’s anti-spam department. You will be receiving a notice from your ISP concerning your connection to this chat room detailing the contents of this chat. Your IP is also flagged to be used in any further investigations and can be sent to your local homeland security office. [email protected]: your IN THE NORTH POLE [email protected]: LOL FOUND U [email protected]: FBI IN 10 MINUTES RUN. Robert E. Has Disconnected
December 13, 200717 yr omfg epic James E.: Hi, my name is James E.. How may I help you? Blake: hello james Blake: i was wondering Blake: my friend told me that your computers can help me find the golden compass, is this true? James E.: I'm sorry, I do not understand your question Blake: like Blake: i found this scroll filled with a map Blake: but i need to decode its ancient language Blake: and i need an alien computer to help me James E.: Would you happen to have any questions regarding our systems or products? Blake: yeah Blake: can i preform printer scans over a 2 million year old document Blake: i just stole the constitution and i need a perfect scanner asap to read the stuff James E.: Unfortunately, unless you have any questions regarding our system or products, I will have to disconnect the chat. Blake: then if i aquire the compass, i can use the constitution to find out where jefferson hid the treasure Blake: wait Blake: i have to know about your graphics cards Blake: are they good? Blake: because mine only runs about 6fps Blake: its a model 100, first of its kind Blake: im using a computer disigned for chat from the early 1990s James E.: We offer a wide selection of video cards across our laptop and desktop systems. Blake: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN! Blake: i wish to aquire a soda, i will be back momentarly Blake: ive been days on end without food or drinks in this hellhole of a hideout Blake: and the only thing keeping me sane is this turtle in the cornor of my dresser Blake: i will be back soon, as to ask you more questions about my inquiry James E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with, specifically, regarding our systems and products? Blake: K BAK Blake: newai Blake: i grow tired of your boundless chatter about system products and indirect speech Blake: i would like to speek to your manager James E.: Unfortunately, unless you have any questions regarding our system or products, I will have to disconnect the chat. Blake: i have another question Blake: are you guyz aliens Blake: liek not extra tirestials Blake: but ilegal aliens? James E.: This chat will now be disconnected, thank you. James E. Has Disconnected
December 13, 200717 yr lol! i will be locating more sites for different products ill post them here soon
December 14, 200717 yr Wow ... I didn't get kicked till the end.... That sonofabitch might think I'm a fucking Priest?RIFK. Andrew Q.: Hi, my name is Andrew Q.. How may I help you? Lover of David: Hello Andrew, my name is father Maxi, I have a few questions regarding your hardware. Lover of David: I'm very new to this world of technology and would like a very good computer for my congregation Lover of David: I heard that alienware by far was the best, so I was wondering, are these computers practical? Andrew Q.: That is dependent on what you may want to do. We cater to high end gamers and professionals. Our systems can also be used for day to day applications as well but may seem costly to someone who only uses it for such. Lover of David: Well some of the children here might use it for such, I hear theyplay this "world of arcraft" game, but we all ridicule them but Lover of David: Can it be used to access the *******? Lover of David: You know those nuns, always on that ******* Andrew Q.: Yes our systems would be able to meet those needs. Lover of David: My needs are quite different. Lover of David: I run a "MapleStroy" tuesday for all the young children and often host it on my computer systems Lover of David: Naturally I don't do it myself since the good lord forbides me, but Would I be able to do that to? Lover of David: Oh And I knopw Alienwares are cost a pretty penny, but no one's jewish around here, we could :"dip" in to the collection to pay for it. Andrew Q.: It would be able to meet your needs. Lover of David: Also does Alienware run that "Mac" I hear about in all the comericals? Lover of David: God loves that Macintosh Andrew Q.: Unfortunately not. Lover of David: This does not please me. Lover of David: Also I was wondering what the significance of the "Alien" logo meant Andrew Q.: It is simply our company's logo. Designed around the theme of Aliens. Lover of David: It isn't Sacreligious is it? Andrew Q.: I would not say so. Lover of David: Are you Sacreligious Andrew? Andrew Q.: Is there anything else I may assist you with concerning Alienware products and or services? Lover of David: It's just a formality, my appologies my child. Lover of David: Father Turtles just asked me to ask, do you run Doom 3? Lover of David: He likes the Doom 3 Andrew Q.: Our systems would be able to run that game. Lover of David: Would always shout "BEGONE DEMON", would always make the alter boys laugh Lover of David: Ahh Childrens laughter, the second best noise they make... Lover of David: Is it possible to connect the PC to a survalliance system? Andrew Q.: It would be able to meet your needs. Lover of David: Ahh Thank you child, I have a few files myself, that I would like to keep .... "private" lets just say from the "others" Lover of David: Quite embarrasing if it got into others hands so I'm wondering, How is the security and privacy? Andrew Q.: For a more specific answer to your question, you may contact our Sales Department and speak with a sales agent. They can be reached directly at 1-800-745-1639. They are available Monday thru Friday 9am to 11:30pm EST and Saturdays from 10am to 6pm EST. Lover of David: Andrew Andrew, you're breaking my balls.... Lover of David: I'm asking honest questions. Do you know what i's like to be a priest? My balls are , how you kids say" Bluer then Paul Bunyans Trusty Ox. Lover of David: You have no IDEA the loneliness, and the bible has no prohibitation of this new technology... Lover of David: Can I download movies at lightning fast speeds? Andrew Q. Has Disconnected
December 14, 200717 yr Kristian V.: Hi, my name is Kristian V.. How may I help you? Jamal: Hello maam. Kristian V.: Hello Jamal: Do you know the George Foreman grill? Jamal: Made by the famous boxer. Kristian V.: Yes Jamal: Okay, well I was wondering if any of your computers came with a George Foreman grill. Jamal: Do any of them contain one? Kristian V.: They do not Jamal: Are you sure? Jamal: Do you make custom PCs? Jamal: Can I have a George Foreman grill included? Kristian V.: Positive Jamal: Yes, but can they custom make one for me? Jamal: I'm George Foremans distant cousin. Jamal: And I'd love to have his grill built in. Kristian V.: We only offer the options shown on our website. Jamal: Yes, but can you custom make one for me? Jamal: I'll pay extra for it. Kristian V.: Unfortunately no Jamal: What! Jamal: Maam, please. Jamal: Maam, hello? Kristian V.: Is there anything else that I may help you with? Jamal: I'll suck your dick if you give me a PC with a built in George Foreman grill. Jamal: How's that sound? Jamal: How about some cybering? Kristian V.: In accordance with Internet Privacy and Harassment Act, I am to inform you that you’re IP, location and ISP are being monitored and logged. This chat is recorded and forwarded to your ISP’s anti-spam department. You will be receiving a notice from your ISP concerning your connection to this chat room detailing the contents of this chat. Your IP is also flagged to be used in any further investigations and can be sent to your local homeland security office. Jamal: You have MSN? Jamal: AIM? Jamal: I'll show you my penis. Kristian V.: Thank you for choosing Alienware, have a great day! Kristian V. Has Disconnected
January 2, 200817 yr I bel aired them Robert E.: Hi, my name is Robert E.. How may I help you? Richard C.: Hi I brought one of your products and I have a problem with it Richard C.: I believe it's the one with with the duall 8800 gtxs with an intel cpu Robert E.: Hello Richard, I apologize for the inconvenience. Richard C.: no problem good sir Robert E.: What type of issue are you experiencing? Richard C.: well before I can explain the problem I need to explain how it happened Richard C.: You see I got in one little fight and my mum got sacred and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" Richard C.: It got damaged on delivery Richard C.: Now it's not working properly Robert E.: I am sorry, you will need to contact our Customer Service department directly and speak to a support agent. They can be reached at 1-866-287-6727, option 4. Between 10am and 7pm EST, Monday thru Friday. They will gladly assist you with that. Richard C.: Well I would like to buy another one of your products I need it to have certain things Richard C.: such as a microwave Robert E.: Oh Robert E.: Unfortunately, we do not sell Microwaves? Richard C.: o rly? Thats a pity because having a pc with a built in computer would be awsome Richard C.: Are you a bot? Robert E.: I am not Richard C.: OK can your computers hide my ip address?
