Posted April 24, 200421 yr What's Hitlers least favorite planet? 'Jewpiter' Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven! Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A canoe tips How do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it. How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving. How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. How do you know you have a queer Jew? He likes money more than girls. Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up What is a Jews biggest dilemma? Free pork Whey do Jews have such big noses? Cuz all the airs free. Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back. How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews fighting over the same penny What language does Jewish homo speak? Heblew What did the little German boy get for his birthday? Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? They put parking meters on the roof. Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party. Whats Jewish doggy style? You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead. What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. - What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
April 24, 200421 yr Author When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face? When her mustache is on fire! What do you call an arab standing between two buildings? Ali! What do you call a pretty Paki? Asif! - Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train? You only have to teach them how to take off! Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner! What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan? A map! Failed Afghan recruitment slogans: Be Allah you can be! Martyrs have more fun! Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today! Uncle oSAMa wants you! What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass? An Afghani mechanic!
April 24, 200421 yr well its a big day for [myg0t]zuzu he learned how to ctrl-c/ctrl-v .. maybe we should throw a party for yuo :coold: :coold: :rockon: :grin2:
April 24, 200421 yr Q.Why is a racist like a drunk? A.Because whatever they say ends in a slur. :gaykeke:
April 24, 200421 yr zuZu']What do you call a gook with one testicle? Whatwentwong OMFG how bout Sum-Ting-Wong
April 24, 200421 yr LoL luv it how ppl think its kewl to flame, yup thats right stfu flamin these are funny joke.. Ne ways heres mine If you had 365 used comdoms and melted them down and turned them into a tire, would it be a GoodYear? Yes ok ok if you have heard it please don't flame me about it.. ok kbye.
April 25, 200421 yr If you had 365 used comdoms and melted them down and turned them into a tire, would it be a GoodYear? way to kill a joke dumbass! why did u mix the punchline with the question? <should be> Q.If you had 365 used comdoms, melted them down and turned them into a tire would it be ? A. A good year
April 25, 200421 yr Visual joke, use your head... Why do all the ladies like Jesus? Because he was hung like this *stretching out my arms*
April 25, 200421 yr I aint heard the worst planet = jupiter one fort it was funny about the constant going on about money, and football team = quarter back etc some of them i didnt get
April 26, 200421 yr zuZu'] How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray. LMFAO!!!
April 26, 200421 yr LoL luv it how ppl think its kewl to flame, yup thats right stfu flamin these are funny joke.. did aol link to myg0t forums in a news report or something?
April 26, 200421 yr zuZu']When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face? When her mustache is on fire! What do you call an arab standing between two buildings? Ali! What do you call a pretty Paki? Asif! - Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train? You only have to teach them how to take off! Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner! What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan? A map! Failed Afghan recruitment slogans: Be Allah you can be! Martyrs have more fun! Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today! Uncle oSAMa wants you! What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass? An Afghani mechanic! wow u stupid piece of armanian shit stop making fun of urself. the jew ones also made fun of u cuz ur full of jew i can tell. ur a JEWISH FAGGOT AFHGANI who makes fun of his own people to impress people on forum. i think u have reached a whole new LOW zuzu u dumbass. :puke:
April 26, 200421 yr werx']wow u stupid piece of armanian shit stop making fun of urself. the jew ones also made fun of u cuz ur full of jew i can tell. ur a JEWISH FAGGOT AFHGANI who makes fun of his own people to impress people on forum. i think u have reached a whole new LOW zuzu u dumbass. :puke: :jerkit2:
April 26, 200421 yr werx']wow u stupid piece of armanian shit stop making fun of urself. the jew ones also made fun of u cuz ur full of jew i can tell. ur a JEWISH FAGGOT AFHGANI who makes fun of his own people to impress people on forum. i think u have reached a whole new LOW zuzu u dumbass. :puke: :blahb::blahb::blahb::blahb::blahb::blahb::gayd: :gaysex2: :gaysex2::hyper:
April 26, 200421 yr Author werx']wow u stupid piece of armanian shit stop making fun of urself. the jew ones also made fun of u cuz ur full of jew i can tell. ur a JEWISH FAGGOT AFHGANI who makes fun of his own people to impress people on forum. i think u have reached a whole new LOW zuzu u dumbass. :puke: AHHAHAHAHHA
April 26, 200421 yr that aint raged is it tbh, hes making a point and hes pretty right in my opin. w00t cocksucker alert!
April 26, 200421 yr There were three midgets standing around on a street corner, the first midget says to the others, "I'm so sad, I have the smallest hands in the world." The second midget says, "Thats nothing, I have the smallest feet in the world." The third midget tells the others, "This is really embaressing, but I have the smalled penis in the world." Luckily enough they were a block away from the Guiness Book of World Records building, so they all decided to see if they were correct. After going inside and inquiring, the first midget came out and was very excited and said, "I told you guys I had the smallest hands in the world!" The second midget came out and practically jumped for joy when he said "I knew it! I have the smallest feet in the world." The third midget came out of the building slowly, while looking down at the sidewalk. He approached the other midgets and said angrily, "WHO THE FUCK IS SOURCEX?"
April 26, 200421 yr diggler13']There were three midgets standing around on a street corner, the first midget says to the others, "I'm so sad, I have the smallest hands in the world." The second midget says, "Thats nothing, I have the smallest feet in the world." The third midget tells the others, "This is really embaressing, but I have the smalled penis in the world." Luckily enough they were a block away from the Guiness Book of World Records building, so they all decided to see if they were correct. After going inside and inquiring, the first midget came out and was very excited and said, "I told you guys I had the smallest hands in the world!" The second midget came out and practically jumped for joy when he said "I knew it! I have the smallest feet in the world." The third midget came out of the building slowly, while looking down at the sidewalk. He approached the other midgets and said angrily, "WHO THE FUCK IS SOURCEX?" HAHAHAHAHAHA pwned
