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My friend will be in the hospital for the next few days for some sort of surgery on his jaw. I will be visiting him with a few other friends tomorrow and was thinking it would be funny to pull a prank on him. If you remember our Miguel The Retarded Immigrant video, he was Miguel. Have any ideas?
When he falls asleep grab that little table that sits on your lap in the bed put a jawbreaker on the middle of it w a note thats says "im not finished yet bitch"
Have sex with him because he will be weak and unable to resist.

 

DRAW A MUstacHE ON hIs FAc EWITH sharpIE

 

 

SHIT SHIT IS hard tO Geto off oyur face

if his jaw is wired shut...which is the case with most jaw surgeries.... Hire a really hot hooker to go in and say she'll fuck him if he will lick her clit with his tongue. Then have her take off her pants as if she's ready to start....but then when he can't you walk in lick her clit and fuck her right there infront of him laughing the whole time!

You shouldn't put this much effort into a simple prank like this.

 

Just unhook the machine. :naughtyd:

Yeah okay.

 

 

Bring in a bedpan full of shit, without your hospitalized friend noticing. Place it under his bed, basically: just make it look like it's his shit.

 

Then just call a bunch of his friends and/or people from his school that don't know about your prank to come visit in the hospital -- girls he finds attractive would be nice. When he denies the bedpan is his, whisper politely to the others "They've up his medication recently..." and ask if he needs help going to the bathroom and lift the bedpan up.

Yeah okay.

 

 

Bring in a bedpan full of shit, without your hospitalized friend noticing. Place it under his bed, basically: just make it look like it's his shit.

 

Then just call a bunch of his friends and/or people from his school that don't know about your prank to come visit in the hospital -- girls he finds attractive would be nice. When he denies the bedpan is his, whisper politely to the others "They've up his medication recently..." and ask if he needs help going to the bathroom and lift the bedpan up.

 

pure win but....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW ARE WE GOING TO WALK IN WITH A PLATTER OF SHIT INTO A HOSPITAL?

pure win but....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW ARE WE GOING TO WALK IN WITH A PLATTER OF SHIT INTO A HOSPITAL?

do it on the spot...?

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