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To make a long story short, we were drinking then some of my friends decided to go and race down a huge hill drunk. So, we go there and they're racing and one of my friends brakes jam, he almost hits a car but swerves out of the way, hits the metal fence and smashes his head up pretty bad.

 

I run over to him, by this time there is a metal spike in his head. He's unconcious and there's blood everywhere. A woman in the house near by comes out to help, while my other friend rings an ambulance, we keep asking him questions but he's still pretty fucked. The ambulance takes about 5 mins to get to us and takes him away.

 

In hospital he's told if the spike was 5mm deeper he would be dead and he was lucky to be alive. The doctor went psycho when he found out he'd been drunk for some reason and refused to treat him.

 

I went to see him this morning, He doesn't look too bad considering he broke his shoulder and fractured his leg too, as well as injuries to the head and face (especially his eye)

 

Just bored so I figured I would post.

Now what have you learn't from this experence.. don't do acid and drive.. I mean drink..

 

Btw I have £10 $10 on this thread will turn into a flame war...

 

Place your bets now!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

if he would of died you woulda been like:

 

"hey guys my fucking frined died because hes a drunk driver. a goddamn drunk driver...signin off.

 

peace,

ac1d." :tear:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

if he would of died you woulda been like:

 

"hey guys my fucking frined died because hes a drunk driver. a goddamn drunk driver...signin off.

 

peace,

ac1d." :tear:

 

 

aahhahaha

This is the truth...

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To make a long story short, me and my boyfriend were drinking then some of my other gay friends decided to go and race down a huge hill drunk. So, we go there and they're racing and one of my gay friends breaks jam, he took his penis out of pants and stick it up my ass, it hits me so hard and I was enjoying it after a minute of penetrating.

 

My friends run over to us, by this time there is another penis in his ass. He's crying and there's blood came out of his ass. A transsexual in the house near by comes out to help, while my other gay friend sucking her dick out, my friend keep on penetrating him while there is my dick in my ass. After 5 minutes more blood came out so we called the ambulance.

 

In his house he's told if the penis was few more inches longer he would be dead and he was lucky to be alive. The doctor went psycho when he found out he'd been gangbanged by bunch of faggots for some reason and asked to join us in the future.

 

I went to see him this morning, He doesn't look too bad considering his ass is still tight and redish too, as well as inguries to the penis and face (especially those cum we shot at his eye)

 

Just feel horny so I figured I would post.

Now what have you learn't from this experence.. don't do acid and drive.. I mean drink..

 

Btw I have £10 $10 on this thread will turn into a flame war...

 

Place your bets now!

 

your up 10 bucks/quid(sp?) it looks like

This is the truth...

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To make a long story short, me and my boyfriend were drinking then some of my other gay friends decided to go and race down a huge hill drunk. So, we go there and they're racing and one of my gay friends breaks jam, he took his penis out of pants and stick it up my ass, it hits me so hard and I was enjoying it after a minute of penetrating.

 

My friends run over to us, by this time there is another penis in his ass. He's crying and there's blood came out of his ass. A transsexual in the house near by comes out to help, while my other gay friend sucking her dick out, my friend keep on penetrating him while there is my dick in my ass. After 5 minutes more blood came out so we called the ambulance.

 

In his house he's told if the penis was few more inches longer he would be dead and he was lucky to be alive. The doctor went psycho when he found out he'd been gangbanged by bunch of faggots for some reason and asked to join us in the future.

 

I went to see him this morning, He doesn't look too bad considering his ass is still tight and redish too, as well as inguries to the penis and face (especially those cum we shot at his eye)

 

Just feel horny so I figured I would post.

 

dude that is fucked up, how the hell did you think of this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

if he would of died you woulda been like:

 

"hey guys my fucking frined died because hes a drunk driver. a goddamn drunk driver...signin off.

 

peace,

ac1d." :tear:

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rofl @ left over weeds - version

 

oh well haha, lets face it, if you said - my friend was driving, had a crash and died - people would care

 

if however you said - my friend was drunk and drink driving, and died in a crash -- people would have no sympathy, in fact, haha, shouldnt drink and drive - and irl, people would pretend to have sympathy, when really they would know it is his fault

 

but shame eh, he got lucky and survived

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

if he would of died you woulda been like:

 

"hey guys my fucking frined died because hes a drunk driver. a goddamn drunk driver...signin off.

 

peace,

ac1d." :tear:

This is the truth...

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To make a long story short, me and my boyfriend were drinking then some of my other gay friends decided to go and race down a huge hill drunk. So, we go there and they're racing and one of my gay friends breaks jam, he took his penis out of pants and stick it up my ass, it hits me so hard and I was enjoying it after a minute of penetrating.

 

My friends run over to us, by this time there is another penis in his ass. He's crying and there's blood came out of his ass. A transsexual in the house near by comes out to help, while my other gay friend sucking her dick out, my friend keep on penetrating him while there is my dick in my ass. After 5 minutes more blood came out so we called the ambulance.

 

In his house he's told if the penis was few more inches longer he would be dead and he was lucky to be alive. The doctor went psycho when he found out he'd been gangbanged by bunch of faggots for some reason and asked to join us in the future.

 

I went to see him this morning, He doesn't look too bad considering his ass is still tight and redish too, as well as inguries to the penis and face (especially those cum we shot at his eye)

 

Just feel horny so I figured I would post.

 

wbahahah tears to the eyes :spank:

This is the truth...

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To make a long story short, me and my boyfriend were drinking then some of my other gay friends decided to go and race down a huge hill drunk. So, we go there and they're racing and one of my gay friends breaks jam, he took his penis out of pants and stick it up my ass, it hits me so hard and I was enjoying it after a minute of penetrating.

 

My friends run over to us, by this time there is another penis in his ass. He's crying and there's blood came out of his ass. A transsexual in the house near by comes out to help, while my other gay friend sucking her dick out, my friend keep on penetrating him while there is my dick in my ass. After 5 minutes more blood came out so we called the ambulance.

 

In his house he's told if the penis was few more inches longer he would be dead and he was lucky to be alive. The doctor went psycho when he found out he'd been gangbanged by bunch of faggots for some reason and asked to join us in the future.

 

I went to see him this morning, He doesn't look too bad considering his ass is still tight and redish too, as well as inguries to the penis and face (especially those cum we shot at his eye)

 

Just feel horny so I figured I would post.

 

Now THAT is tooo fucking funny....LMAO!!!!!!

 

 

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LOL butt plug.... just LOL
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You all seem to think I feel sorry for him or am sad?

 

I posted this because I thought it was hilarious and if I wanted sympathy myg0t is the last place i'd come.

 

Sabit - He wasn't driving

Twylo - He wasn't driving

Wh0re - He wasn't driving

poobrains - He wasn't driving

BUTT_PLUG - WTF?

 

At no point in my post did I mension a car exept when he swerved out of the way of one.

you said he was drunk and racing down a hill and his brakes jammed.

 

kinda dont take a huge leap of faith to assume he was in a car racing.

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you said he was drunk and racing down a hill and his brakes jammed.

 

kinda dont take a huge leap of faith to assume he was in a car racing.

 

It doesn't take a huge leap of faith to assume he was on a bike either, you just assumed the worst.

To make a long story short, we were drinking then some of my friends decided to go and race down a huge hill drunk. So, we go there and they're racing and one of my friends brakes jam, he almost hits a car but swerves out of the way, hits the metal fence and smashes his head up pretty bad.

 

I run over to him, by this time there is a metal spike in his head. He's unconcious and there's blood everywhere. A woman in the house near by comes out to help, while my other friend rings an ambulance, we keep asking him questions but he's still pretty fucked. The ambulance takes about 5 mins to get to us and takes him away.

 

In hospital he's told if the spike was 5mm deeper he would be dead and he was lucky to be alive. The doctor went psycho when he found out he'd been drunk for some reason and refused to treat him.

 

I went to see him this morning, He doesn't look too bad considering he broke his shoulder and fractured his leg too, as well as injuries to the head and face (especially his eye)

 

Just bored so I figured I would post.

 

OWNED.

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