December 31, 200717 yr Going to a house party. Getting very high. Getting very drunk. Shooting up fireworks/firecrackers.
December 31, 200717 yr Scarlett Johansson. so you are sitting at home and jacking off to pictures of her on the internet
December 31, 200717 yr house party 2 keg minimum admittedly, your alcohol display is impressive my father is chief engineer at a brewery. thats right, he makes beer work. 2 kegs? fuck you, i have an entire pallet of beer kegs.
December 31, 200717 yr I have 30beer and a bottle of 151. Going to bang my friends super hot sister tonight. Lets hope my girlfriend dont find out.
December 31, 200717 yr I have to sit at home with fucking pink-eye. ahahaha have you seen Knocked up? You get pink eye from people's assholes! Someone farted in your eye huh?
December 31, 200717 yr ahahaha have you seen Knocked up? You get pink eye from people's assholes! Someone farted in your eye huh? Yeah. I was playing COD4 online last night and I told someone I had the pink-eye as an excuse to why I was playing so poorly. They told me the exact same thing: "somebody must have farted on your pillow." The fucking Jew.
December 31, 200717 yr my father is chief engineer at a brewery. thats right, he makes beer work. 2 kegs? fuck you, i have an entire pallet of beer kegs. ahaha that means your father didn't goto college ha a h a h h h
December 31, 200717 yr damn 5 bottles of grey goose? id watch out, because If I was at your party, i'd be leaving with $200 worth of alcohol
