December 31, 200717 yr Going to a house party. Getting very high. Getting very drunk. Shooting up fireworks/firecrackers.
December 31, 200717 yr jipp0 said: Scarlett Johansson. so you are sitting at home and jacking off to pictures of her on the internet
December 31, 200717 yr tAct1cS said: house party 2 keg minimum admittedly, your alcohol display is impressive my father is chief engineer at a brewery. thats right, he makes beer work. 2 kegs? fuck you, i have an entire pallet of beer kegs.
December 31, 200717 yr I have 30beer and a bottle of 151. Going to bang my friends super hot sister tonight. Lets hope my girlfriend dont find out.
December 31, 200717 yr skankuser1 said: I have to sit at home with fucking pink-eye. ahahaha have you seen Knocked up? You get pink eye from people's assholes! Someone farted in your eye huh?
December 31, 200717 yr Malum said: ahahaha have you seen Knocked up? You get pink eye from people's assholes! Someone farted in your eye huh? Yeah. I was playing COD4 online last night and I told someone I had the pink-eye as an excuse to why I was playing so poorly. They told me the exact same thing: "somebody must have farted on your pillow." The fucking Jew.
December 31, 200717 yr doody11 said: my father is chief engineer at a brewery. thats right, he makes beer work. 2 kegs? fuck you, i have an entire pallet of beer kegs. ahaha that means your father didn't goto college ha a h a h h h
December 31, 200717 yr damn 5 bottles of grey goose? id watch out, because If I was at your party, i'd be leaving with $200 worth of alcohol
