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You are now chatting with dlowell

dlowell: Please provide as much information able your problem as possible. The more information related to your problem the better I will be able to help you.

dlowell: what is the problem?

john: Hello I'm a webdesigner trying to solve a problem I'm having here.. I can't load this page in firefox and get an error, but my friend is able to in FF and I can load it in IE from here

 

john: With an error code would you be able to tell me what the issue could possibly be?

 

john: the site is http://test.angrykids.net

 

dlowell: is he using the same version of ff as you?

john: Yes

 

dlowell: same os?

john: Yup, windows vista

 

john: ff 2.0.0.11

 

john: Are you able to load my site?

 

dlowell: yes

 

john: RICK ROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :gaysex:

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Andrew: thanks for contacting the gay sex hotline, etc

 

meghan: i r hot gerl u r wnt 2 c tits?

 

Andrew left the conversation to beat off his dog

 

Round 2

 

Andrew: thanks for contacting the gay sex hotline, etc

 

meghan: ( o ) ( o ) TITTIES!!!!

 

Andrew has left the conversation to join the FF circle jerk

TeenSluts.biz - MotherMan.com - PressureSpot.com - SwollenTip.com

MudFall.com - ThePounder.com - GoatseMarathon.com - BagSlap.com

EatingCream.com - FingerSlam.com - ManGems.com - YouAreSoGay.com

 

these are all excellent ones to fuck em with. try using a linking site like msplinks too if necessary. some of these bitches know the internet well enough to steer clear of some of em.

 

and can you say further potential for epic outcomes

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You are now chatting with Miguel

Miguel: Hi

Miguel: How can I help you?

c_monster: are u mexican?

Miguel: No I'm not

c_monster: are u white?

Miguel: Yes I am

c_monster: but ur name is miguel

c_monster: thats mexican

Miguel: That's not mexican

c_monster: then what is it?

Miguel: It's my name

Ben has joined the conversation.

Ben: I am English

Ben: I am White

Ben: I am Christain

Miguel: I am Dutch

Miguel: I am White

Ben: Anything else you want?

Miguel: I don't believe in any god

Miguel: Now how can I help you

c_monster: why is there 2 ppl

Ben: Because its fun!

c_monster: YAY!

c_monster: PARTY!!!!

c_monster: so ben do u like to force ur relgion on me today?

Ben: YAY! Now can you stop wasting our time and resources

c_monster: hey ben. are u black?

Miguel: He just said he's white

c_monster: well he could be azn

Miguel: Besides, colors doesn't matters

c_monster: yes it does

c_monster: WHITES ONLY PLZ

Miguel: No it doesn't

Ben: I am like the rainbow, all colours now go away and stop wasting our time

c_monster: miguel. u fail, yes it does

c_monster: ben. i knew u were gay.

c_monster: u just called ur self a rainbow

c_monster: ***got

Ben: I love rainbows

Miguel: I'm sorry, but I have to end this chat with you as you're refusing to follow the rules which have been explained to you.

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You are now chatting with Ben

Ben: Welcome to Firefox live support, I am Ben, How can I help you?

Angry Father: listen ben

Ben: Yes

Angry Father: i am very angry at the moment

Ben: Ok

Angry Father: so you better listen up

Ben: What is the problem?

Angry Father: first tell me how old you are i dont want to talk to some kid

Ben: I am responsible adult (33)

Angry Father: good

Angry Father: this shocking browswer has exposed my daugher to some INDECENT MATERIAL

Angry Father: I AM OUTRAGED

Angry Father: what do you as a representative have to say for yourself

Ben: Firefox does not expose any material

Angry Father: IT DID

Ben: What happened

Angry Father: i went to google.com and ALL THESE POP UPS CAM

Angry Father: and it never happened in internet explorer

Angry Father: i am OUTRAGED

Angry Father: indecent pop ups

Ben: In the preferences you can set pop-up not to appear

Angry Father: no you cant

Ben: You can sir

Angry Father: you cant

Angry Father: customer is always right sir

Ben: Is there anything else I may help you with?

Angry Father: sir. i want to block pop ups

Angry Father: i am going to sue mozzila

Ben: What Operating System are you running? Mac, Windows, Linux..

Angry Father: windows 98

Ben: Mozilla* < Might help in your court case if you spell it correctly

Ben: Windows 98, ok

Ben: What Version of Firefox are you using?

Angry Father: are you trying to out smart me

Ben: yes

Angry Father: i am 68 years old sir

Angry Father: i would lay your ass down

Ben: Ok sorry

Ben: What Version of Firefox are you using?

Angry Father: why dont you go and do something proper like get a job

Angry Father: i am running the 2nd version

Ben: 2.0.11 the latest version?

Angry Father: yes

Ben: ok

Ben: Go to tools then options

Angry Father: are you black

Ben: then at the top click on content

Ben: there is a tickbox

Ben: tick the one that says block pop-up windows

Angry Father: i bet you are english arent you

Ben: I am

Ben: c_monster, We have your IP logged

Angry Father: lol this isnt c_monster

Angry Father: we are all from a forum

Angry Father: and they post stuff

Angry Father: when they talk to you

Ben: oh ok

Angry Father: and we all giggle about it

Angry Father: are u gonna call the fbi on c_monster

Angry Father: i shall tell him

Ben: Yes why not I will enjoy that

Angry Father: O NO

Angry Father: UR CALLING TEH FBI

Angry Father: RUN FOR OUR LIVES

Angry Father: get a life ben

Angry Father: plz

Angry Father: you dont even get paid for this

Angry Father: oi whitey

Ben: I get paid

Angry Father: no you dont

Angry Father: lier

Ben: more than you do for talkin to me like this

Angry Father: no

Ben: No I do get paid!

Angry Father: you

Angry Father: dont

Angry Father: lier

Angry Father: whitey

Angry Father: what a job eh

Angry Father: i bet you failed gcses

Ben: Customer is always right, I do get paid to do this

Angry Father: uhm

Angry Father: im the customer

Angry Father: u retard

Ben: Infact I have 6 A* and 3 A and 3 B so stuff you

Angry Father: i can see you MUST have failed your gcses

Angry Father: im 68

Angry Father: RETARD

Ben: Good for you

Angry Father: we didnt take gcses

Angry Father: i worked in the war for you

Angry Father: why cant these whiteys ever appreciate that

Ben: What World War

Angry Father: I FORT FOR YOUR FREEDOM

Angry Father: WW2

Angry Father: i flew planes

Ben: Really, im german, u killed my family

Angry Father: yay

Angry Father:

You are now chatting with Miguel

Miguel: Hi

Miguel: How can I help you?

c_monster: are u mexican?

Miguel: No I'm not

c_monster: are u white?

Miguel: Yes I am

c_monster: but ur name is miguel

c_monster: thats mexican

Miguel: That's not mexican

c_monster: then what is it?

Miguel: It's my name

Ben has joined the conversation.

Ben: I am English

Ben: I am White

Ben: I am Christain

Miguel: I am Dutch

Miguel: I am White

Ben: Anything else you want?

Miguel: I don't believe in any god

Miguel: Now how can I help you

c_monster: why is there 2 ppl

Ben: Because its fun!

c_monster: YAY!

c_monster: PARTY!!!!

c_monster: so ben do u like to force ur relgion on me today?

Ben: YAY! Now can you stop wasting our time and resources

c_monster: hey ben. are u black?

Miguel: He just said he's white

c_monster: well he could be azn

Miguel: Besides, colors doesn't matters

c_monster: yes it does

c_monster: WHITES ONLY PLZ

Miguel: No it doesn't

Ben: I am like the rainbow, all colours now go away and stop wasting our time

c_monster: miguel. u fail, yes it does

c_monster: ben. i knew u were gay.

c_monster: u just called ur self a rainbow

c_monster: ***got

Ben: I love rainbows

Miguel: I'm sorry, but I have to end this chat with you as you're refusing to follow the rules which have been explained to you.

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Angry Father: wow

Angry Father: you lied

Angry Father: up there it says your english

Angry Father: gonna report you for lying

Angry Father: say goodbye to your job

Ben: Will do mate

Angry Father: im not your mate

Angry Father: BEN

Ben: What Version of Firefox are you using?

Angry Father: v4

Ben: What Operating System are you running? Mac, Windows, Linux..

Angry Father: oh so now you wanan get back on track?

Angry Father: backing down are we?

Angry Father: oh dear ben it looks like you NEEd your job

Ben: Sorry I couldn't be of more assistance because your being an ..........

Ben: http://support.mozilla.com/kb/Forum+and+chat+rules+and+guidelines

Angry Father: oh dear

Angry Father: ben is giving up

Angry Father: cant handle the pressure?

Ben: No Ben is trying to stop the ANGRY FATHER being an idiot and wasting our time and resources

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum!

Angry Father: i will

Angry Father: posting right now!

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum!

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum!

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Ben: v

Ben: v

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum!

Angry Father: stop crashing my computer

Angry Father: i will report you

Angry Father: its only got 1mb of ram

Ben: For what?

Ben: excellent

Angry Father: for crashing my pc

Ben: but it would have crashed who you going to tell

Angry Father: you spammed me

Angry Father: your mum

Angry Father: when she comes round later

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum!

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Angry Father: STOP CRASHING MY PC

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum!

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Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum!

Angry Father: do you wanan see the forum

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum (Group of Sad people)!

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum (Group of Sad people)!

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum (Group of Sad people)!

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum (Group of Sad people)!

Ben: Go and laugh about this in your forum (Group of Sad people)!

Ben: NOT REALLY!

Angry Father: your mum is sad

Angry Father: gett a life ben

Angry Father: OMG I LOGGED UR IP

Angry Father: im calling 999

Ben: We dont really log ip's if you want to know the truth

Angry Father: i know

Angry Father: im not stupid

Ben: excellent

Angry Father: but you are

Angry Father: idiot

Ben: thanks for the comment

Angry Father: np

Angry Father: get a life

Angry Father: ben

Angry Father: 33

Angry Father: with no job

Angry Father: rofl

Angry Father: do u have a wife

Ben: Several

Angry Father: lol

Angry Father: you wish

Angry Father: fatty

rofl i just chatted with ben

had a pleasant conversation

 

lawl. i was chating with someone other daniel samuels and i asked him if he would invite ben and i raged him :)

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Ben: why dont you get your forum friends to enter my name in that box that says im already being helped so they can talk to me more.
Ben: why dont you get your forum friends to enter my name in that box that says im already being helped so they can talk to me more.

 

ROFL WILL DO :)

Tried to find Ben. He was offline :(

 

 

You are now chatting with Collin1000

Collin1000: Hello!

Collin1000: Thank you for contacting firefox support!

John_Titor: Hello Collin1000

Collin1000: How can I help you today John?

John_Titor: Why are you so happy today Collin?

Collin1000: I'm only here to help you address questions related to Mozilla's Firefox browser. Do you have any such questions? The rules for using LiveChat are found here: http://support.mozilla.com/kb/Forum+and+chat+rules+and+guidelines.

John_Titor: I was hoping to chat with Ben. He is the answer to my question, sir.

Collin1000: OK, Please hold on a moment.

John_Titor: Sure Collin.

Collin1000: It looks like ben is not online right now.

John_Titor: Oh.

Collin1000: Is there anything I can help you with?

John_Titor: Well maybe you can help me out a little.

John_Titor: Well I am a Time Traveler from the year 2036.

John_Titor: I came searching from an IBM 5100

Collin1000: I'm sorry, but I have to end this chat with you as you're refusing to follow the rules which have been explained to you. Please feel free to email [email protected] if you'd like to discuss this matter further.

Collin1000 has left the conversation.

Im making an account to be a helper lulz. Gonna see how that works out.

 

EDIT: OH SHIT IM UR CHATS SPYING http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/46/lolzwutgd8.png

 

You need to get approved to be able to help, however they wont accept anyone until the 7th.

 

 

(1:13 AM) : This room is not anonymous.

onsdag, januari 2, 2008

(11:37 PM) andrewsch: thanks lucy, keep up the good work

(11:37 PM) Matt: As long as everyone's approved I don't see how the order matters much.

(11:37 PM) lucy: my sanity

(11:37 PM) Ben: YAY, JID = Ben

(11:37 PM) samineru: I literally have all day so I don't mind.

(11:38 PM) shizlanski: so what do we have to do to get a approval?

(11:38 PM) luis123456: nothing just wait

(11:38 PM) Ben: wait patiently in que

(11:38 PM) shizlanski: Interesting,

(11:39 PM) lucy: ben: added

(11:39 PM) Ben: a thank you lucy

(11:41 PM) lucy: shizlanski: read this link http://pastebin.mozilla.org/285651

(11:41 PM) shizlanski: Will do

(11:41 PM) lucy: ok only people who are here now are getting in tonight

(11:41 PM) Matt: Sounds good.

(11:42 PM) lucy: luis next

(11:42 PM) luis123456: jid= luis123456

(11:42 PM) shizlanski: Alrighty, that all makes sense

(11:43 PM) shizlanski: Well looks like i came at exactly the right time for approval

(11:43 PM) shizlanski: heh

(11:43 PM) lucy: next is matt

(11:43 PM) luis123456: its done?

(11:44 PM) lucy: luis done

(11:44 PM) lucy: matt what's your id?

(11:44 PM) luis123456: Thanks

(11:45 PM) lucy: samineru?

(11:45 PM) Matt: lucy: jid mavrevmatt

(11:45 PM) lucy: hehe there we go

(11:45 PM) samineru: Yep

(11:46 PM) lucy: matt done

(11:46 PM) Matt: K, thanks.

(11:46 PM) lucy: samineru: done

(11:46 PM) lucy: shizlanski

(11:46 PM) shizlanski:

(11:47 PM) lucy: done

The(11:47 PM) shizlanski: Thanks subject has been changed to No new approvals til Jan 7th.

 

torsdag, januari 3, 2008

(3:43 AM) Collin1000: Please see the room name.

(3:43 AM) Collin1000: No new approvals until the 7th.

(3:43 AM) Collin1000: Come back then!

Im a slow typer sorry about that you might want to grab a peice of cake or something while talking to me, sorry about my long name too its really long i know sorry again: hello before we start i would like to know if you are a girl or a woman

zzxc: I'm sorry, but I have to end this chat with you as you're refusing to follow the rules which have been explained to you. Please feel free to email [email protected] if you'd like to discuss this matter further.

Im making an account to be a helper lulz. Gonna see how that works out.

 

EDIT: OH SHIT IM UR CHATS SPYING http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/46/lolzwutgd8.png

 

You need to get approved to be able to help, however they wont accept anyone until the 7th.

 

ROFL I RAGED THEM SO MUCH I AM c_monster!!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :gaysex:

ROFL I RAGED THEM SO MUCH I AM c_monster!!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :gaysex:

 

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whats the link to the live chat shit. i keep searching the site and cant find it

 

u sir fail.

You are now chatting with andrewsch

andrewsch: Welcome to Firefox Support. Please give me a moment while I review your problem.

Marke: HEY

andrewsch: Hey Marke

andrewsch: Give me a moment

Marke: OK

andrewsch: I'm on myg0t.com and its hard to leave this really fun website

You are now chatting with andrewsch

andrewsch: Welcome to Firefox Support. Please give me a moment while I review your problem.

Marke: HEY

andrewsch: Hey Marke

andrewsch: Give me a moment

Marke: OK

andrewsch: I'm on myg0t.com and its hard to leave this really fun website

 

I don't think so.

You are now chatting with zzxc

zzxc: When is Firefox crashing?

Whusy: hallo

Whusy: is this customer support

zzxc: Yes

Whusy: it crashed when i went to watch mukisc

zzxc: How may I help you?

Whusy: and wont load mypaze

Whusy: ********

zzxc: It is most likely a plugin issue, which website?

Whusy: my ie6 will load it jus fineE

Whusy: i spik enlich rely bad since i a hick

Whusy: i no shit bout dem pcs

Whusy: u there budd?

Whusy: hallo?

Whusy: cant a damn hik git support

Whusy: HALLO

Whusy: i tryin 2 git er done

Whusy: u mus be one of dem ther ciay folks who cant ruff it out in da woodz

Whusy: i shall git other support

 

 

You are now chatting with Mark

Foxy: ho bisogno dell'aiuto che i miei videos non caricheranno per me su youtube ed im ottenendo come desidero guardare alcuni dei daves coltivare videos. realy pazzi prego aiutano e non vanno su una rottura della torta ancora... prego

Foxy: o u english

Foxy: i need help my videos wont load for me on youtube and im getting realy mad as i want to watch some of daves farm videos. please help and do not go on a cake break again... please

Mark: Hello, Foxy. We only provide english support (ingles solo).

Foxy: the last guy who helped me went on a cake break for 20minutes

Mark: I apologize: who was that?

Foxy: idk but help muh

Foxy: i want 2 watch utube vids and it wont let me its just a gray box

Foxy: wher the vid goes

Mark: Is this a recent issue, or have you been unable to view YouTube videos in Firefox since day 1?

Foxy: firefox never lets me watch any videos or music

Foxy: i had to use ie6 or 7

Mark: Ok, when you load a YouTube page in Firefox, do you see a yellow bar at the top?

Foxy: nop

Mark: Do you have any "addons" in Firefox? Such as "AdBlock Plus"?

Foxy: nope i use kasperksky anti virus

Foxy: nothing enters or leaves my pc without me knowing it

Mark: If you go to any website with flash on it (besides YouTube), does it work?

Foxy: ******* will work randomly

Foxy: u go on a cake break?

Mark: No.

Foxy: thakn god

Foxy: thank*

Mark: I don't eat cake, sorry.

Foxy: nice i dont either i dont wanna get fat

Mark: I need you to download something, which will allow you to use Flash in Firefox. Rest assured, the link is an official link, and has no viruses.

Mark: http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash&P2_Platform=Win32

Foxy: okay

Foxy: give me time to dl it

Mark: It may ask you to close Firefox before or after installation.

Mark: Please do so, but return to this page and enter in "Mark" as the person you were chatting with, to come back to me.

Foxy: wait

Foxy: its done

Foxy: and it wont install

Foxy: says i dl it for the wrong os

Foxy: my english reading isent all the good

Foxy: u on a twinkie break?

Mark: No, Foxy.

Foxy: k

Mark: Ok, you said earlier that you can view a flash page in IE7, but not in Firefox. Can you confirm this?

Foxy: yes it worked when ihad that program intalled last night

Foxy: then i uninstall it to make space for cod4

Mark: What did you uninstall?

Foxy: the thingy thats lets me watch videos

Mark: Flash player?

Foxy: yeah

Foxy: thats the thing

Mark: You need that to view YouTube videos, Foxy.

Foxy: why is that

Mark: Please hold on a moment while I fetch you a link.

Foxy: mmmkay

Mark: Flash is a program that allows you to watch flash videos.

Foxy: wats a flash vid

Mark: YouTube and thousands of other sites use Flash player to let you watch a flash video.

Mark: It's the box you see on the screen that lets you watch a video.

Foxy: o

Mark: Where you see the gray box in YouTube is where Flash Player is supposed to be, but you removed it.

Foxy: yeah to make room

Foxy: flash player sounds dodgy like a trojan virus

Foxy: i hate dodgy software

Foxy: does flash player get viruses easy?

Mark: Please don't do that again, unless you don't plan on watching Flash videos anymore. Flash player (by Adobe) uses few resources on modern PCs, and is not virus infected.

Foxy: u sure what kinda pc u useing

Foxy: im useing a vic 20

Mark: Removing and installing it too many times can cause issues with your computer (such as corrupt files).

Mark: You said you are on Windows Vista, Foxy.

Foxy: ant i on mac osx?

Foxy: my dad said i was on mac osx

Foxy: and he said the pc was a vic 20

Foxy: was i lied 2?

Mark: When you use your computer, do you see a button towards the bottom left hand corner that looks like a flag of 4 colors?

Mark: (on your screen)

Foxy: wats that mean

Foxy: it shows a euorpean flag

Foxy: wait

Foxy: no

Foxy: i see the 4 color one soz i kinda blind

Mark: Foxy, if you like, I can help you from my computer.

Foxy: nah

Foxy: hehehe u just got punkd

Foxy: me and other users make up stuff and post it on fourms for giggles

Foxy: but realy one guy did go on a cake break

Mark: Please read our policy before this chat continues any further:

Mark: http://support.mozilla.com/kb/Forum+and+chat+rules+and+guidelines

Foxy: mmk u can end it babe

lucy: Foxy: It'd be good to know who it was that left you hanging

lucy: otherwise, as you can see Mark is very patient and helpful and we need to let him help users with real problems

Foxy: cya i stop now

 

 

 

lol sum1 got pissed off.... realy bad

http://mitglied.lycos.de/tonysopranos/firefoxsupport2.jpg

 

Nice.

Mr. DP: lol, hi its donkeypunch from myg0t :)

zzxc: I'm sorry, but I have to end this chat with you as you're refusing to follow the rules which have been explained to you. Please feel free to email [email protected] if you'd like to discuss this matter further.

 

no love for me </3

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