Posted January 3, 200817 yr In a historic ruling today, the US District Court of the District of Columbia declared panties to be a religious artifact, and panty-sniffing a religious rite. This is a great blow for religious freedom, and a crushing defeat for the US Food and Drugs Administration which has tried for the last eight years to outlaw panty-sniffing, using spurious claims of "danger to public health" and "poor taste" [sic]. "The panties play a key part in the religious sniffing process." The religious status of the panties is sealed by this official declaration: "The panties may be used or sold or distributed only for use in bona fide religious counseling. No user, purchaser or distributer (other than the Founding Church of the Thrice Fructifying Gusset or an ordained practicing minister of the Church) shall be considered engaged in bona fide religious counseling unless and until such user, purchaser or distributer has filed an affidavit with the Secretary of the Food and Drug Administration stating the basis on which a claim of bona fide religious counseling is made, together with an undertaking to comply with all conditions of the judgment so long as the E-meter is used." Thus providing the basis for a bona fide religious ministry catering for the spiritually needy. Of the history of the Church, the judgement says.
January 3, 200817 yr In a historic ruling today, the US District Court of the District of Columbia declared panties to be a religious artifact, and panty-sniffing a religious rite. This is a great blow for religious freedom, and a crushing defeat for the US Food and Drugs Administration which has tried for the last eight years to outlaw panty-sniffing, using spurious claims of "danger to public health" and "poor taste" [sic]. "The panties play a key part in the religious sniffing process." The religious status of the panties is sealed by this official declaration: "The panties may be used or sold or distributed only for use in bona fide religious counseling. No user, purchaser or distributer (other than the Founding Church of the Thrice Fructifying Gusset or an ordained practicing minister of the Church) shall be considered engaged in bona fide religious counseling unless and until such user, purchaser or distributer has filed an affidavit with the Secretary of the Food and Drug Administration stating the basis on which a claim of bona fide religious counseling is made, together with an undertaking to comply with all conditions of the judgment so long as the E-meter is used." Thus providing the basis for a bona fide religious ministry catering for the spiritually needy. Of the history of the Church, the judgement says. wow i can't believe this. what has our government come to?
January 3, 200817 yr hehe i find this humorous yet very odd at the same time. as a girl i cannot see any reasom why our underwear should be held sacred.
January 3, 200817 yr I'm Pete McGraw wow i can't even understand that legislation. blah blah blah affadavit blah blah blah bona fide blah blah blah what the fuck are they trying to say?
January 3, 200817 yr In a historic ruling today, the US District Court of the District of Columbia declared panties to be a religious artifact, and panty-sniffing a religious rite. This is a great blow for religious freedom, and a crushing defeat for the US Food and Drugs Administration which has tried for the last eight years to outlaw panty-sniffing, using spurious claims of "danger to public health" and "poor taste" [sic]. "The panties play a key part in the religious sniffing process." The religious status of the panties is sealed by this official declaration: "The panties may be used or sold or distributed only for use in bona fide religious counseling. No user, purchaser or distributer (other than the Founding Church of the Thrice Fructifying Gusset or an ordained practicing minister of the Church) shall be considered engaged in bona fide religious counseling unless and until such user, purchaser or distributer has filed an affidavit with the Secretary of the Food and Drug Administration stating the basis on which a claim of bona fide religious counseling is made, together with an undertaking to comply with all conditions of the judgment so long as the E-meter is used." Thus providing the basis for a bona fide religious ministry catering for the spiritually needy. Of the history of the Church, the judgement says. rifk wow soo fake, legislation doesn't look like that IRL.
January 3, 200817 yr hehe i find this humorous yet very odd at the same time. as a girl i cannot see any reasom why our underwear should be held sacred. stfu pic or get out, i reckon ur ThickCocks trolling. On topic, this is false.
January 3, 200817 yr stfu pic or get out, i reckon ur ThickCocks trolling. On topic, this is false. ya
January 3, 200817 yr It was declared in 1995 for a certain religion, not for everyone. mormon jew fucker. stfu, i don't believe a word u say unless you have a wiki link
January 3, 200817 yr Ill believe this just like i believed the ocular penetration act was real. :dunno:
January 4, 200817 yr mormon jew fucker. stfu, i don't believe a word u say unless you have a wiki link CJ I MISS YOU!:happysad:
January 4, 200817 yr God there's so many trolls now. winter vacation= trolls summer vacation= more trolls
January 4, 200817 yr Jedi Pimp;536747']http://www.wet-panty.com/panty-pictures/vanessastained.jpg http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/images/blog/posts/panty-collector.jpg Just the thought of being that close to shit and sweat stains makes me feel sick.
