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New York City born and raised

In my lab was where i spent most of my days

Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool

And all bein in the army, puttin my daughter through school

When some english bitch

Who was up to no good

Startin makin cures for cancer in my neighborhood

It killed everyone and my dog go scared

She said How are we both immune to a virus that travels through Air

 

I loaded up my ford

And headed for the pier

I got out my M16 and shotted at some deer

If anything I could say that this town is bare

But I'm broadcastin on all AM frequencies, I still care

 

I woke up at my house about 7 or 8

I blew up my lawn usin a couple grenades

I met a boy and girl

The girl was shakin

I yelled BITCH WHY YOU USIN MY GOOD BACON!?

Jedi Pimp;537671']take two of these and call me in the morning

 

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/zootia/retarded.jpg

 

IRL, i knew a retarded kid when i was 9 he acted 9 and was like 20, lmfao. AND HIS NAME WAS DARYL, so this made me rifk just a little

 

PS, by anti-fail, i meant fail at failing... as in uber failure.

Parts of it are factually incorrect, but I did laugh at this part :

 

I yelled BITCH WHY YOU USIN MY GOOD BACON!?
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