yeah i put a whistlebomb into the mouth of a toad, and blew that motherfucker in half.

 

http://www.cyber-heritage.co.uk/gallery3/new57.jpg

my dwarf hamster had babies and one of them escaped onto the floor and under a book or something (room was crazy messy) i felt a crunchy noise and yeah...

 

-oh and killed a deer ( wait no.. an entire herd) with my bare hands, fuck caliber, it was time to kick ass

ITT sociopaths

i stabbed your mom to death with my giant nigger horse cock, does that count?

SourceX;538718']i stabbed your mom to death with my giant nigger horse cock' date=' does that count?[/quote']

 

yes