Posted January 13, 200817 yr About a week ago me and my GF were bumping uglies. It was really late, we were both tired, and i was drunk. So after about 30 minutes neither one of us had got off. So we were just like fuck it. But i still wanted to so i just jacked off. It was sorta one of those Jerks where you have to make yourself getoff. (If that makes sense) So after that we went to sleep, next day we go at it again but now there's a bump on my dick. Not a little pimple size bump but i think its an artery in my dick that got fucked up. So now i have a hardened vein in my dick. (at least thats what i think it is) Its about 1/2 inch long and about 1/8 inch wide. (not my penis the bump DURRR) It doesnt really hurt that much but just a little, and it only shows up if i get hard. So opinions, ideas, gtfo's?
January 13, 200817 yr About a week ago me and my GF were bumping uglies. It was really late, we were both tired, and i was drunk. So after about 30 minutes neither one of us had got off. So we were just like fuck it. But i still wanted to so i just jacked off. It was sorta one of those Jerks where you have to make yourself getoff. (If that makes sense) So after that we went to sleep, next day we go at it again but now there's a bump on my dick. Not a little pimple size bump but i think its an artery in my dick that got fucked up. So now i have a hardened vein in my dick. (at least thats what i think it is) Its about 1/2 inch long and about 1/8 inch wide. (not my penis the bump DURRR) It doesnt really hurt that much but just a little, and it only shows up if i get hard. So opinions, ideas, gtfo's? i rifked at the red text. sucks mate...maybe wait for about a week then go see a doc if it doesnt get better? oyea and don't forget to post a pic of it here for our entertainment. thanks.
January 13, 200817 yr Author STD Well we've been together for 2 years and nothing has ever happened except this. Plus its underneath the skin not on top. Like i said it feels like a vein is blocked. oyea and don't forget to post a pic of it here for our entertainment. thanks. I thought about that but i think she has her digital camera with her. (She went to a concert) So no pic tonight, plus i think her memory card is full, and my sister has the cord for the card reader. But if it doesnt go away soon ill post a pic of it. Then ill go to a doctor.
January 13, 200817 yr i rifked at the red text. sucks mate...maybe wait for about a week then go see a doc if it doesnt get better? oyea and don't forget to post a pic of it here for our entertainment. thanks. fuckin queer my queer <3
January 13, 200817 yr Author Jedi Pimp;538724']You should have fucking stopped when it didn't happen. GOD obviously didn't want you to kill another kitten' date=' so now you will burn in hell bastard.[/quote'] Well she was helping, so i guess we're both going to hell. :O_o:
January 13, 200817 yr ahhh a stroke of the penis! Seriously though you should see a doc...or risk losing your junk.
January 13, 200817 yr Author Nostromo;538744']pics or it didn't happen. Just because there are no "pics" (pictures) does not mean it did not IN FACT happen and/or occur. Your statement is truly out-of-line sir. I implore you to retract that accusation on false pretension before legal action is taken. Hi, I'm John Winthrop! Welcome to Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat Right Over There!?!? :wavey:
January 13, 200817 yr It's probably just a vein in your dick that got roughed up too hard or some shit. I doubt its anything serious. I'm not a doctor but if it starts to hurts or it stings really bad when you touch it, I'd probably go to the doctor and see what he says about it
January 13, 200817 yr I am probably the best doctor in my country, and I say that ******s have lots of big veins too, you maybe turning into one.
January 13, 200817 yr i rifked at the red text. sucks mate...maybe wait for about a week then go see a doc if it doesnt get better? oyea and don't forget to post a pic of it here for our entertainment. thanks. that red text is incredible.
January 13, 200817 yr Where exactly is the bump. If it is on the bottom then your kinda fucked cause that is the main artery and your penis will soon fall off from lack of oxygen and bacterial infection if it is ontop it might be a bruise. Eather way you should go see a doctor just to make sure.
January 13, 200817 yr I had a lump on my dick once when i was 14. Thought I had cancer or something, not cool. Went to the doctor to get it examined. Said it was scartissue. The lump ended up going away after awhile.
January 13, 200817 yr I am actually a fully qualified and licensed doctor, so if you post a picture I could probably help you.
January 13, 200817 yr Just because there are no "pics" (pictures) does not mean it did not IN FACT happen and/or occur. :wavey: Re-read this: "IN FACT happen and/or occur." Now tell me why you would need this: "and/or occur." Let me make this easy, apoligize for your attempt at sounding professional. After your have made said post, i will inform you of the actions that need to be taken to return your phallus to its previous self.
January 13, 200817 yr If you do go to the doctor, how would you go about it. I mean, you would have to tell him that you have a bump on your penis that is only visible when erect. It is then likely he will want to see the phenomenon. Which leads me to my next question. How does one get an erection while the doctor is looking at you.......my guess is that you will have to play with it whilst he is watching you :bj:. I doubt a female doctor is going to help you out. Im glad its you and not me. There are some medical forums with qualified doctors as members. Post you pics there and ask for advice.
January 13, 200817 yr Well you know, honestly, they do have some way of doing it and it's not something that should keep you from going to a doctor if necessary. They're doctors and without sounding too cliched, they've seen all shapes and sizes. They approach stuff like this professionally and so it shouldn't be too much of an issue. Yeah, your right.
January 13, 200817 yr Author Banfelt;538783']Re-read this: "IN FACT happen and/or occur." Now tell me why you would need this: "and/or occur." Let me make this easy, apoligize for your attempt at sounding professional. After your have made said post, i will inform you of the actions that need to be taken to return your phallus to its previous self. :ugh: It has to be erect to see it full on but i can still feel it if its not though.
January 13, 200817 yr :ugh: It has to be erect to see it full on but i can still feel it if its not though. Do you masturbate a lot, especially with one particular hand?
January 13, 200817 yr This sounds like scar tissue, a usual side effect is your penis may bend slightly upwards. I read about this in Men's Health yesterday. Unless it starts to really hurt you don't need to see a doctor and it will probably go away after a while.
