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I skipped school today and i thought, hey Robert E. is working right now, lets have some fun, here is thaw convo:

 

Robert E.: Hi, my name is Robert E.. How may I help you?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Good day maa'm

chuckkixu@kickass.com: First off, are you a racist? I've had some problems about 5 minutes ago

chuckkixu@kickass.com: They wouldn't answer, even tho i kept messaging them

chuckkixu@kickass.com: hello?

Robert E.: Hello Chuck, I apologize for the inconvenience.

Robert E.: Is there anything that I may help you with?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Yeah

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Im new to the whole computer thing

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Im a wealthy person

chuckkixu@kickass.com: and i have a fairly big budget, and im looking for the best of the best

Robert E.: Are you looking for a desktop or a notebook?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Whats the difference?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Can i play videogames with a desktop, read emails, watch tv, cook my meat and cool drinks?

Robert E.: Some of those things yes

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Which things?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Give me a second, i need to collect some money, stupid junkies keep bugging me, i'll take 1 minute

Robert E.: What do you plan on using your system for?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Well the things i told you before, im already back by the way

chuckkixu@kickass.com: hello? are you there maa'm?

Robert E.: What budget are you leaning towards?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: about 20 grant

chuckkixu@kickass.com: as i said, im a tad wealthy, allthough not too bright

Robert E.: Here's our best system:

URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/product_detail_pages/Area-51_ALX/area-51_overview.aspx?SysCode=PC-AREA51-ALX-R7&SubCode=SKU-DEFAULT

chuckkixu@kickass.com: if its the best how come i can still upgrade some components?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: and i don't see how that is gonna cool my drinks..

chuckkixu@kickass.com: o

the liquid cooling will do it?

Robert E.: It will not cool your drinks

chuckkixu@kickass.com: then what will it cool?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: and will it generate enought heat so i can cook a stake?

Robert E.: Your system form over heating

chuckkixu@kickass.com: steak

chuckkixu@kickass.com: O so it cools my system, but what will it cool my drinks?

Robert E.: It will not

chuckkixu@kickass.com: if i pay $4000 will it?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: i mean, extra

Robert E.: Unfortunately, if the option isn't available on the configuration page, then it is not currently possible to do so. I apologize for the inconvenience.

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Wow, not even your best system can cool a stupid drink, what should i do then, recommend me another site because if it can't cool my drink then it aint a real system maa'm

Robert E.: Although we do not have details about other computer sellers and what they offer; these are some of our Alienware links where you may see the different reasons why you will want to select Alienware over another computer maker. Here, we also offer reviews that are based on what customers and top gaming and pc magazines have stated about our Alienware systems and what sets us apart from the rest-

 

http://www.alienware.com/microsite_pages/10year/main.aspx

 

http://www.alienware.com/build_vs_buy_pages/customer.aspx\

 

http://www.alienware.com/review_pages/reviews.aspx

URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/playsbeston_pages/main.aspx#upgradeable

chuckkixu@kickass.com: http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9809/30/japan.internet.fridge/

chuckkixu@kickass.com: can't you do something like that?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: i'll pay $10,000 extra

 

Robert E.: Unfortunately, I'm able to look at other links through here.

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Why?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Are you calling me an ignorant?

Robert E.: Oh, of course not

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Was that sarcasm?!

Robert E.: I apologize for any misunderstanding

chuckkixu@kickass.com: You hurt my feelings maa'm, i loved you.

Robert E.: Oh

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Aren't you sorry for doing that? how rude, considering im just about to order a $20,000 pc from your company

chuckkixu@kickass.com: hello?

Robert E.: For a more specific answer to your question, you may contact our Sales Department and speak with a sales agent. They can be reached directly at 1-800-745-1639. They are available Monday thru Friday 9am to 11:30pm EST and Saturdays from 10am to 6pm EST.

chuckkixu@kickass.com: What question, what are you talking about?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Are you a bot?

Robert E.: I am not

chuckkixu@kickass.com: come on robert, you shoulda've guessed by now, who do you think i am

chuckkixu@kickass.com: you know me :D

Robert E.: Oh

chuckkixu@kickass.com: oh?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: did you guess yet?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: im kind of famous

Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Yeah

Robert E.: Oh

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Um can you make a custom grill for my pc?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Personally, you

chuckkixu@kickass.com: i'll give you 5k if you do it

Robert E.: Unfortunately, if the option isn't available on the configuration page, then it is not currently possible to do so.

chuckkixu@kickass.com: Im asking you!

chuckkixu@kickass.com: man, katie told me not to deal with geeks.

chuckkixu@kickass.com: ok, so its the super pc, a frige and a grill, can you get it to clean my room?

Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with?

Robert E.: Unfortunately, we do not currently have anything like that.

chuckkixu@kickass.com: LOL IZ U CALLEHN THE FBI YET IM BORED!

chuckkixu@kickass.com: america fuck yeah!

Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with?

chuckkixu@kickass.com: America...

America...

America, FUCK YEAH!

Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,

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Freedom is the only way yeah,

Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,

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So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,

America, FUCK YEAH!

What you going to do when we come for you now,

it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

 

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Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!

The Gap, FUCK YEAH!

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NFL, FUCK, YEAH!

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Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

 

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Disney world, FUCK YEAH!

Porno, FUCK YEAH!

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Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!

Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!

Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

 

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!

White Slips, FUCK YEAH!

The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!

Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!

Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!

Christmas, FUCK YEAH!

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Popeye, FUCK YEAH!

Democrats, FUCK YEAH!

Republicans (republicans)

(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

chuckkixu@kickass.com: America...

America...

America, FUCK YEAH!

Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,

America, FUCK YEAH!

Freedom is the only way yeah,

Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,

America, FUCK YEAH!

So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,

America, FUCK YEAH!

What you going to do when we come for you now,

it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

 

FUCK YEAH!

 

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!

Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!

The Gap, FUCK YEAH!

Baseball, FUCK YEAH!

NFL, FUCK, YEAH!

Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!

The Internet, FUCK YEAH!

Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

 

FUCK YEAH!

 

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!

Disney world, FUCK YEAH!

Porno, FUCK YEAH!

Valium, FUCK YEAH!

Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!

Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!

Sushi, FUCK YEAH!

Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!

Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!

Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

 

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!

White Slips, FUCK YEAH!

The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!

Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!

Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!

Christmas, FUCK YEAH!

Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!

Popeye, FUCK YEAH!

Democrats, FUCK YEAH!

Republicans (republicans)

(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

chuckkixu@kickass.com: America...

America...

America, FUCK YEAH!

Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,

America, FUCK YEAH!

Freedom is the only way yeah,

Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,

America, FUCK YEAH!

So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,

America, FUCK YEAH!

What you going to do when we come for you now,

it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

 

FUCK YEAH!

 

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!

Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!

The Gap, FUCK YEAH!

Baseball, FUCK YEAH!

NFL, FUCK, YEAH!

Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!

The Internet, FUCK YEAH!

Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

 

FUCK YEAH!

 

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!

Disney world, FUCK YEAH!

Porno, FUCK YEAH!

Valium, FUCK YEAH!

Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!

Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!

Sushi, FUCK YEAH!

Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!

Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!

Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

 

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!

White Slips, FUCK YEAH!

The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!

Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!

Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!

Christmas, FUCK YEAH!

Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!

Popeye, FUCK YEAH!

Democrats, FUCK YEAH!

Republicans (republicans)

(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

chuckkixu@kickass.com: LYRYCZ111ONEELEVEN11ONE

chuckkixu@kickass.com: CALL THE FBI U CUNT

chuckkixu@kickass.com: I'LL KILL UR FAMEELEH

Robert E.: In accordance with Internet Privacy and Harassment Act, I am to inform you that you’re IP, location and ISP are being monitored and logged. This chat is recorded and forwarded to your ISP’s anti-spam department. You will be receiving a notice from your ISP concerning your connection to this chat room detailing the contents of this chat. Your IP is also flagged to be used in any further investigations and can be sent to your local homeland security office.

chuckkixu@kickass.com: thanks

chuckkixu@kickass.com: i was too scared

chuckkixu@kickass.com: now back on topic

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Catalina R.: Hi, my name is Catalina R.. How may I help you?

Catalina R.: In accordance with Internet Privacy and Harassment Act, I am to inform you that you’re IP, location and ISP are being monitored and logged. This chat is recorded and forwarded to your ISP’s anti-spam department. You will be receiving a notice from your ISP concerning your connection to this chat room detailing the contents of this chat. Your IP is also flagged to be used in any further investigations and can be sent to your local homeland security office.

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  tittiesxmas said:
Catalina R.: Hi, my name is Catalina R.. How may I help you?

Catalina R.: In accordance with Internet Privacy and Harassment Act, I am to inform you that you’re IP, location and ISP are being monitored and logged. This chat is recorded and forwarded to your ISP’s anti-spam department. You will be receiving a notice from your ISP concerning your connection to this chat room detailing the contents of this chat. Your IP is also flagged to be used in any further investigations and can be sent to your local homeland security office.

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pics or it didnt happen

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shit, i didnt take a pic i will next time, you'll see

 

nvm they totally fucked it up, now u gotta register, sorry for not taking a pic, stupid laptops

  tittiesxmas said:
shit, i didnt take a pic i will next time, you'll see

 

nvm they totally fucked it up, now u gotta register, sorry for not taking a pic, stupid laptops

 

How many times have you failed in the last week?

lol funny, after bothering them so much about george forman grills in there PC there probably going to make one
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You go to alienware website and scroll down for some chat support, fuckers changed it, now u gotta register
This is just stupid, what kind of basement dwelled anti-social nolife would bother to read through all that?
  • 2 weeks later...
  NA_PREDATOR said:
Do you even realize how stupid you look?

 

Do you realize how stupid your mom looks with my dick in her mouth?

  zorblet said:
Do you realize how stupid your mom looks with my dick in her mouth?

 

IN THE EVENT OF FAILURE, PLEASE

http://www.catharsis-it.com/site/Catharsis_114/images/content/Exit_Sign.jpg

Predator is clearly superior. Not kissing ass, its just fucking common internet sense that you dont be an asshole to people who have been around longer than you until you have atleast 500 posts. or some variaton. regardless, get off the internet, you're t.. Fuck, I am done , not going to make a point. I hate kids. seriously.
  AIDSTR4IN said:
Predator is clearly superior. Not kissing ass, its just fucking common internet sense that you dont be an asshole to people who have been around longer than you until you have atleast 500 posts. or some variaton. regardless, get off the internet, you're t.. Fuck, I am done , not going to make a point. I hate kids. seriously.

 

whaa? :ugh:

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