Posted January 14, 200817 yr I skipped school today and i thought, hey Robert E. is working right now, lets have some fun, here is thaw convo: Robert E.: Hi, my name is Robert E.. How may I help you? [email protected]: Good day maa'm [email protected]: First off, are you a racist? I've had some problems about 5 minutes ago [email protected]: They wouldn't answer, even tho i kept messaging them [email protected]: hello? Robert E.: Hello Chuck, I apologize for the inconvenience. Robert E.: Is there anything that I may help you with? [email protected]: Yeah [email protected]: Im new to the whole computer thing [email protected]: Im a wealthy person [email protected]: and i have a fairly big budget, and im looking for the best of the best Robert E.: Are you looking for a desktop or a notebook? [email protected]: Whats the difference? [email protected]: Can i play videogames with a desktop, read emails, watch tv, cook my meat and cool drinks? Robert E.: Some of those things yes [email protected]: Which things? [email protected]: Give me a second, i need to collect some money, stupid junkies keep bugging me, i'll take 1 minute Robert E.: What do you plan on using your system for? [email protected]: Well the things i told you before, im already back by the way [email protected]: hello? are you there maa'm? Robert E.: What budget are you leaning towards? [email protected]: about 20 grant [email protected]: as i said, im a tad wealthy, allthough not too bright Robert E.: Here's our best system: URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/product_detail_pages/Area-51_ALX/area-51_overview.aspx?SysCode=PC-AREA51-ALX-R7&SubCode=SKU-DEFAULT [email protected]: if its the best how come i can still upgrade some components? [email protected]: and i don't see how that is gonna cool my drinks.. [email protected]: o the liquid cooling will do it? Robert E.: It will not cool your drinks [email protected]: then what will it cool? [email protected]: and will it generate enought heat so i can cook a stake? Robert E.: Your system form over heating [email protected]: steak [email protected]: O so it cools my system, but what will it cool my drinks? Robert E.: It will not [email protected]: if i pay $4000 will it? [email protected]: i mean, extra Robert E.: Unfortunately, if the option isn't available on the configuration page, then it is not currently possible to do so. I apologize for the inconvenience. [email protected]: Wow, not even your best system can cool a stupid drink, what should i do then, recommend me another site because if it can't cool my drink then it aint a real system maa'm Robert E.: Although we do not have details about other computer sellers and what they offer; these are some of our Alienware links where you may see the different reasons why you will want to select Alienware over another computer maker. Here, we also offer reviews that are based on what customers and top gaming and pc magazines have stated about our Alienware systems and what sets us apart from the rest- http://www.alienware.com/microsite_pages/10year/main.aspx http://www.alienware.com/build_vs_buy_pages/customer.aspx\ http://www.alienware.com/review_pages/reviews.aspx URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/playsbeston_pages/main.aspx#upgradeable [email protected]: http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9809/30/japan.internet.fridge/ [email protected]: can't you do something like that? [email protected]: i'll pay $10,000 extra Robert E.: Unfortunately, I'm able to look at other links through here. [email protected]: Why? [email protected]: Are you calling me an ignorant? Robert E.: Oh, of course not [email protected]: Was that sarcasm?! Robert E.: I apologize for any misunderstanding [email protected]: You hurt my feelings maa'm, i loved you. Robert E.: Oh [email protected]: Aren't you sorry for doing that? how rude, considering im just about to order a $20,000 pc from your company [email protected]: hello? Robert E.: For a more specific answer to your question, you may contact our Sales Department and speak with a sales agent. They can be reached directly at 1-800-745-1639. They are available Monday thru Friday 9am to 11:30pm EST and Saturdays from 10am to 6pm EST. [email protected]: What question, what are you talking about? [email protected]: Are you a bot? Robert E.: I am not [email protected]: come on robert, you shoulda've guessed by now, who do you think i am [email protected]: you know me :D Robert E.: Oh [email protected]: oh? [email protected]: did you guess yet? [email protected]: im kind of famous Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with? [email protected]: Yeah Robert E.: Oh [email protected]: Um can you make a custom grill for my pc? [email protected]: Personally, you [email protected]: i'll give you 5k if you do it Robert E.: Unfortunately, if the option isn't available on the configuration page, then it is not currently possible to do so. [email protected]: Im asking you! [email protected]: man, katie told me not to deal with geeks. [email protected]: ok, so its the super pc, a frige and a grill, can you get it to clean my room? Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with? Robert E.: Unfortunately, we do not currently have anything like that. [email protected]: LOL IZ U CALLEHN THE FBI YET IM BORED! [email protected]: america fuck yeah! Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with? [email protected]: America... America... America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! 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Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH! McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Democrats, FUCK YEAH! Republicans (republicans) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) [email protected]: America... America... America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH! McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Democrats, FUCK YEAH! Republicans (republicans) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) [email protected]: LYRYCZ111ONEELEVEN11ONE [email protected]: CALL THE FBI U CUNT [email protected]: I'LL KILL UR FAMEELEH Robert E.: In accordance with Internet Privacy and Harassment Act, I am to inform you that you’re IP, location and ISP are being monitored and logged. This chat is recorded and forwarded to your ISP’s anti-spam department. You will be receiving a notice from your ISP concerning your connection to this chat room detailing the contents of this chat. Your IP is also flagged to be used in any further investigations and can be sent to your local homeland security office. [email protected]: thanks [email protected]: i was too scared [email protected]: now back on topic Robert E. Has Disconnected
January 15, 200817 yr Author Catalina R.: Hi, my name is Catalina R.. How may I help you? Catalina R.: In accordance with Internet Privacy and Harassment Act, I am to inform you that you’re IP, location and ISP are being monitored and logged. This chat is recorded and forwarded to your ISP’s anti-spam department. You will be receiving a notice from your ISP concerning your connection to this chat room detailing the contents of this chat. Your IP is also flagged to be used in any further investigations and can be sent to your local homeland security office. Catalina R. Has Disconnected
January 15, 200817 yr Catalina R.: Hi, my name is Catalina R.. How may I help you? Catalina R.: In accordance with Internet Privacy and Harassment Act, I am to inform you that you’re IP, location and ISP are being monitored and logged. This chat is recorded and forwarded to your ISP’s anti-spam department. You will be receiving a notice from your ISP concerning your connection to this chat room detailing the contents of this chat. Your IP is also flagged to be used in any further investigations and can be sent to your local homeland security office. Catalina R. Has Disconnected pics or it didnt happen
January 15, 200817 yr Author shit, i didnt take a pic i will next time, you'll see nvm they totally fucked it up, now u gotta register, sorry for not taking a pic, stupid laptops
January 15, 200817 yr shit, i didnt take a pic i will next time, you'll see nvm they totally fucked it up, now u gotta register, sorry for not taking a pic, stupid laptops How many times have you failed in the last week?
January 16, 200817 yr lol funny, after bothering them so much about george forman grills in there PC there probably going to make one
January 16, 200817 yr Author You go to alienware website and scroll down for some chat support, fuckers changed it, now u gotta register
January 17, 200817 yr This is just stupid, what kind of basement dwelled anti-social nolife would bother to read through all that?
January 30, 200817 yr Do you even realize how stupid you look? Do you realize how stupid your mom looks with my dick in her mouth?
January 30, 200817 yr Do you realize how stupid your mom looks with my dick in her mouth? IN THE EVENT OF FAILURE, PLEASE http://www.catharsis-it.com/site/Catharsis_114/images/content/Exit_Sign.jpg
February 1, 200817 yr Predator is clearly superior. Not kissing ass, its just fucking common internet sense that you dont be an asshole to people who have been around longer than you until you have atleast 500 posts. or some variaton. regardless, get off the internet, you're t.. Fuck, I am done , not going to make a point. I hate kids. seriously.
February 1, 200817 yr Predator is clearly superior. Not kissing ass, its just fucking common internet sense that you dont be an asshole to people who have been around longer than you until you have atleast 500 posts. or some variaton. regardless, get off the internet, you're t.. Fuck, I am done , not going to make a point. I hate kids. seriously. whaa? :ugh:
