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If you meet God, what is the ONE question you would ask him?

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I would ask him one simple question that's on the minds of all grown men:

 

"Why do women have to be so damn evil?"

 

Would you really ask a rhetorical question when there are so many other fascinating questions with potentially groundbreaking answers? Shame on you!

i would ask

 

"and just where the fuck have you been since the cavemen appeared you fucking ****** jew bitch lover"

Would you really ask a rhetorical question when there are so many other fascinating questions with potentially groundbreaking answers? Shame on you!

 

You're an idiot.

 

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Banfelt;541661']how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolipop.

 

That is a stupid fucking question and a waste of forum space. The correct answer is three, as proved by the owl professor in the commercial. By the way, fuckhead, it was tootsie-pop, not lollipop. Wow, get a life.

That is a stupid fucking question and a waste of forum space. The correct answer is three, as proved by the owl professor in the commercial. By the way, fuckhead, it was tootsie-pop, not lollipop. Wow, get a life.

 

IS THAT JOHN WINTHROP?!

 

WB!!!

I'd asking him where he keeps his condoms because I gotta get back to earth.
Nostromo;540697']I would ask him,

 

1)Why dont you show yourself.

2)Why dont you make your will known.

3)Why do you allow evil in the church (pedos and such).

4)Why do I get joy out of causing other people pain.

5)Why do I get joy when I see someone in pain.

6)Do we have free will.

7)Why are people born with terrible diseases and deformities.

 

Ok, thats enough for now.

 

ONE question.

i wud ask him why did you create jews and arabs, whats wrong with you

 

then i would ask him for money and fame, then i would ask him one of does joke questions and make him laugh , then i would ask him if he wants to go play golf

...I'd ask him (assuming it's Yahweh) if he made man in his image, then why does he need a cock and balls.
Of course: "Why do we exist?". Yes, I have no sense of humor. :(
wav;542343']Would you be a good sport and grant me infinite questions to ask you?

 

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Id ask why god doesnt allow for more VA worthy songs like Scott Browns - Check the Penis.

 

 

 

DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM CHECK THE PENIS

 

DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM CHECK THE PENIS

 

DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM CHECK THE PENIS

 

DOM DOM DOM DOM :gaysex2::gaysex::gaysex2:

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