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It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels

How does she get in and out of tubs

I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad

Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

 

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,

No phalanges no knobby knees to knock

She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands

She's always in the stands, she's nubs

She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone

She's got no funny bone, she's nubs

No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

 

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,

I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

 

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve

and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack

and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

 

She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,

but without calves and thighs, she's nubs

It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,

when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

 

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...

Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk

But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

"she didnt have legs! i guess jerry had remembered that my ultimate fantasy was to fuck a girl with no legs! i started feeling up her big tits i slowly rotated audry around on my love muscle until she was spinning on my dick like a record on a turn table, unable to contain myself any longer, i unloaded a huge load of spunk into her."

 

quote from the intro of a skinless song

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