February 4, 200817 yr what are you, a woman? 1. go in, drop cosby kids off at the pool - 1 minute 2. wipe anus with silky smooth tp thoroughly - 30 seconds 3. wash hands - 30 seconds 4. get out
February 4, 200817 yr 1. go in, drop cosby kids off at the pool - 1/2 minute 2. wipe anus with silky smooth tp thoroughly - 15 seconds 3. wash hands - 10 seconds 4. get out
February 4, 200817 yr Answer the question. For me, most likely 15 minutes. 15 min? That's disgusting.
February 4, 200817 yr 1. I take around 10 - 15 mins depending on the shit quantity. 2. Wipe anus for 2 minutes because it feels good. 3. Wash my hands for 10 seconds and dry them thoroughly since drying is just as important as washing. 4. Spray toilet room with something that smells good and get out.
February 4, 200817 yr Author 15 min? That's disgusting. Remember, I stole this thread. I take my time reading shit literature (literature that is of poor quality not literature about faecal matter, faeces or human waste) to help me shit.
February 4, 200817 yr one time i took a shit that came out as watery as piss. that's because i ate meat and drank a cup of coffee creamer. and that took 5 minutes of numb agony and 15 seconds of wiping it off.
February 4, 200817 yr 1. Depending on if I bring my laptop in, can range from 10 minutes to an hour. 2. If shit was sticky etc. wiping usually takes two minutes as I look how much shit is on each consecutive wipe. 3. Washing hands is for Sally's. I usually eat on the shitter too. 4. Leave throne room.
February 4, 200817 yr i don't understand how people can read in the toilet knowing other people have touched the same magazine or book and it most likely has shit stains on pages or just germs in general. i shit for 20 minutes and wipe the same as Twylo.
February 4, 200817 yr http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Uno-1.jpg http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Quatro-1.jpg http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Tres-1.jpg http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Dos-1.jpg
February 4, 200817 yr BUTT_PLUG;543502']http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Uno-1.jpg http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Quatro-1.jpg http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Tres-1.jpg http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff136/HoshinoShaman/Dos-1.jpg fucking nygers...
February 4, 200817 yr some shits come out like a fucking backwards rocket ship, others take some struggling and can take 15mins, so my answer is 1-15mins
February 4, 200817 yr depends on how tired I am.... if I had a late night of partying the morning/afternoon shit can take anywhere from 20-30 minutes depending on whether I fall asleep on the toilet. Normal shits last about 5-10 minutes. + about 1-2 minutes of wiping until clean. But then there's the occasional shit that requires a high PSI water hose to clean up... Anyone else ever have that problem?
February 4, 200817 yr 1. Ram bottle into ass and rip out therefore applying a pumping effect ripping the shit out with it - 3.78 seconds 2. Set bottle upsides down and save chocolatey goodness for later 0.356 seconds 3. Pump water across ass surface in tub to clean. relatively 4.5 seconds (depending on temperature) Total Accumulated Time: 8.636 seconds Total Accumulated Pain: If your a man: Minimal If your a pusys: Maximal Total Accumulated Pleasure: Maximal
