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[4-29-04] zerosexlife.com - just a guy trying to get laid

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readin that, looks like its someone trying to makes some quick $$$'s cos of the paypal donation, it prob aint even him!

 

and if any1 makes a fkn donation...... i bet some1 does, theres always some1 who pays for shit on the net

LMAO @

 

(3) I have a thing for Asian women. (4)

 

(4) I don't exclusively like asian women. I like every color of the rainbow. Stop sending me photos from fecal Japan.

I am just a poor unattractive guy looking for a little help. A little cash to pay a cover or supersize a new ladies meal. As much as I love spending a Friday night with Taco Bell and Grand Theft Auto, I'd rather be having sex (1).

 

 

 

I feel this guy

Why is the photo for this page a stove?

Yeah, I don't know. The guy who designed the site assured me that 'it was cool looking'. Must be a design thing

 

:bowrofl:

readin that, looks like its someone trying to makes some quick $$$'s cos of the paypal donation, it prob aint even him!

 

ya i think its just some desperate fuck trying to make a few bucks. You would be surprised what some people will think of.

if u read the stats hes losing more money on hosting than gaining, he probly isnt doing it for the cash. of course he could be lying :/

number of those to turn out to be a 13-year-old punk kid who sent me a computer virus. (1)

 

 

 

hahahhahahha ownt

March 9th, 2003 (Sunday)

Normally I'd write a Friday and Saturday report of all the women I hit on. Unfortunately I didn't have any such luck this time. I apologize for not writing a journal entry in the last few days but I was in the hospital after eating some brownies sent to me by a fan of my site. According to the doctor I ingested roughly 12 times the normal dosage of Ex-Lax. Now I know how Mel Gibson felt at the end of Braveheart.

 

New rule, no one is allowed to send food to my P.O. box. According to the police I can't put any information about the sender on my page but rest assured I'm taking civil action for my hospital expenses. I was out of commission for a few days but now I'm back and a few pounds lighter.

 

 

ahahaa

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