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This morning I was having a dream. In the dream I was about to have sex with a woman, tldr just as we got to the bed, the phone rings and she answers, her mom got in a car accident and I woke up. WTF? Why the fuck can't I even have a normal dream?

 

And the other day when I was fapping, somehow it crept into my mind that my mom walked in on me, instant -boner and I had to stop.

 

This sucks:tear:

It looks like your attracted to your mom, and you need ambien to get better sleep.

 

Maybe go see a therapist about your mom issues, unless your in to that shit.

THIS IS SERIOUS SEE A DOCTOR!!!!

 

 

you are actually a girl but you were born with a penis

your fucked up because you hang out here too much.

 

Best response ever...myg0t will fuck you up.

youre worried about your dreams being "fucked up" ?!?!?!?

 

 

talk about some hardcore paranoia

Jedi Pimp;545841']thats because like most youth today' date=' especially those who come to sites like ours, have been desensitized via the internet.[/quote']

 

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i downloaded faces of death when i was 12 :tear:

Jedi Pimp;545841']thats because like most youth today' date=' especially those who come to sites like ours, have been desensitized via the internet.[/quote']

 

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if you cant finish with your mom watching, you're a ***.

 

She wasn't ACTUALLY watching.

 

I was imagining me touching boobs while fapping (irl) and in the scene (of me touching boobs) she walked in on me (while I was touching those boobs).

 

So now I can't even have a normal fap session.

i saw meatspin in the 4rth grade...basically after meatspin, my life began...

 

as of now i have seen EVERYTHING on the nets.

I saw my moms unshaven vag when i was 4.

 

Did you get a boner?

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