March 5, 200817 yr What is a ******? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys. Why are chimps always frowning? They know in a million years they are going to turn into ******s. Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? The harder you hit it the more English you get. What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder. How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs. What's the difference between a ****** and a bag of shit? The bag How long does it take a ****** bitch to take a shit? 9 months. Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes? California got first pick.
