Posted February 20, 200817 yr Suppose for whatever reason you have a corpse that you never want any evidence of discovered. What is the most effective way of ensuring this. Seriously, its an interesting question. Eroding it in corrosive chemical sounds like the best way to go.
February 20, 200817 yr just sever the head/fingers/toes, grind up the teeth, and feed the torso to KonArtis
February 20, 200817 yr Get job at meat processing factory for grade D meat. process entire corpse. Grade d meat goes to fast food restaurants.
February 21, 200817 yr Get some pet boars. Watch the movie "Snatch". thanks for copying my post, dickweed.
February 21, 200817 yr Alligator farm, pig farm, tub of NaOH, dump in the ocean. You won't get caught if you have the skills.
February 21, 200817 yr thanks for copying my post, dickweed. Didn't even look at your post to make the connection. But hey, no problem.
February 21, 200817 yr Suppose for whatever reason you have a corpse that you never want any evidence of discovered. What is the most effective way of ensuring this. Seriously, its an interesting question. Eroding it in corrosive chemical sounds like the best way to go. Same thought came to mind, except combined with eliminating distinguishing features and buried somewhere in a container of the chemicals would seem to be a good idea. Maybe a barrel of lye and water.
February 21, 200817 yr I read up on a guy back in 1940's London who bathed his dead victims in sulfuric acid. He still got caught. Just google it for details.
February 21, 200817 yr Didn't even look at your post to make the connection. But hey, no problem. it's ok sweetheart
February 21, 200817 yr Get job at meat processing factory for grade D meat. process entire corpse. Grade d meat goes to fast food restaurants. Meat from cows does not receive a letter grade such as 'A' 'B' 'C' 'D' or etc. They are graded by the USDA as one of the following categories which is determined by how much marbling (fat) is on the cow it came from. (most marbling) Prime-fancy restaurants Choice-restaurants Select-cheaper restaurants Standard-nicer fast food Commercial-typical fast food Utility-ground beef Cutter-ground beef Canner-canned soups/stews etc (least marbling) In closing: I"M SICK OF HEARING PEOPLE GIVE BEEF LETTER GRADES!!! NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!
February 21, 200817 yr Freeze the corpse and then send it through a wood chipper and dispose of the contents in a large river
February 21, 200817 yr Freeze the corpse and then send it through a wood chipper and dispose of the contents in a large river dress him as one of the minnesota wild forwards and stick him on the bench. no one will notice the difference.
February 21, 200817 yr dress him as one of the minnesota wild forwards and stick him on the bench. no one will notice the difference. fail
February 21, 200817 yr fail after that pitiful showing against the blackhawks tonight, i think i'm right on target