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What's the best way to dispose of a corpse? - Stolen from 'zimmerman8k'

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Suppose for whatever reason you have a corpse that you never want any evidence of discovered. What is the most effective way of ensuring this.

Seriously, its an interesting question.

 

Eroding it in corrosive chemical sounds like the best way to go.

Get job at meat processing factory for grade D meat. process entire corpse. Grade d meat goes to fast food restaurants.
Get some pet boars. Watch the movie "Snatch".
Get some pet boars. Watch the movie "Snatch".

 

thanks for copying my post, dickweed.

Alligator farm, pig farm, tub of NaOH, dump in the ocean.

 

 

You won't get caught if you have the skills.

thanks for copying my post, dickweed.

 

Didn't even look at your post to make the connection.

 

But hey, no problem.

Suppose for whatever reason you have a corpse that you never want any evidence of discovered. What is the most effective way of ensuring this.

Seriously, its an interesting question.

 

Eroding it in corrosive chemical sounds like the best way to go.

 

Same thought came to mind, except combined with eliminating distinguishing features and buried somewhere in a container of the chemicals would seem to be a good idea. Maybe a barrel of lye and water.

I read up on a guy back in 1940's London who bathed his dead victims in sulfuric acid. He still got caught. Just google it for details.
Didn't even look at your post to make the connection.

 

But hey, no problem.

 

it's ok sweetheart

Get job at meat processing factory for grade D meat. process entire corpse. Grade d meat goes to fast food restaurants.

 

Meat from cows does not receive a letter grade such as 'A' 'B' 'C' 'D' or etc. They are graded by the USDA as one of the following categories which is determined by how much marbling (fat) is on the cow it came from.

 

(most marbling)

Prime-fancy restaurants

Choice-restaurants

Select-cheaper restaurants

Standard-nicer fast food

Commercial-typical fast food

Utility-ground beef

Cutter-ground beef

Canner-canned soups/stews etc

(least marbling)

 

In closing: I"M SICK OF HEARING PEOPLE GIVE BEEF LETTER GRADES!!! NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!

Freeze the corpse and then send it through a wood chipper and dispose of the contents in a large river
Freeze the corpse and then send it through a wood chipper and dispose of the contents in a large river

 

dress him as one of the minnesota wild forwards and stick him on the bench. no one will notice the difference.

dress him as one of the minnesota wild forwards and stick him on the bench. no one will notice the difference.

 

fail

fail

 

after that pitiful showing against the blackhawks tonight, i think i'm right on target

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