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I don't know who this dude is but he messages me on MSN out the blue. this is how it went:

 

"I buy homes any condition. <[email protected]>"

 

Ken says:

hey, is this ian winters?

ian says:

no

ian says:

J/K, whats up Ken.

Ken says:

oh my bad :P

Ken says:

lol hi

Ken says:

long time no talk

Ken says:

how've you been?

ian says:

Yeah, look I'm in a bit of a hurry, I need to sell my house.

Ken says:

i didn't know you had a house

ian says:

I came into some money a few weeks ago and bought one, now I need to sell it and fast.

Ken says:

are you in a financial issue or something?

ian says:

Yes.

Ken says:

that's too bad, sorry to hear

Ken says:

are you behind on payments?

ian says:

I have cancer of the liver and I am going to die in under a year more than likely. I need the money so I can buy a liver on the black market and get a transplant.

Ken says:

huh?

ian says:

Ken look. I'm in a real bind here. I am going to die.

Ken says:

what's the house address?

ian says:

Ken, do you remember what I said to you the last time we talked?

Ken says:

no

ian says:

Well, I meant it. And I need your help now more than ever before. I need you to help me get a ticket to Southeast Asia. They have the best livers on the black market.

Ken says:

what's the house address

ian says:

Look, I've got GRIDS, it's like AIDS but only worse. It's worse because it's like AIDS and cancer combined but worse.

Ken says:

lol am i talking to myself man? let me check out the house

ian says:

Dude Ken.. how can you "lol" when I just got done telling you i've been diagnosed with GRIDS. FFS!

ian says:

This is serious.

Ken says:

well, if you're looking into selling your house, i'd have to check it out

Ken says:

so let me know when you are ready to show your home, and i'll let you know if i can help

ian says:

I guess I just don't understand you anymore Ken. We use to be Brah's and now you act like you don't even care that I have GRIDS. The worst part about all of this is that I more than likely contracted GRIDS from you.

ian says:

You could have given GRIDS to anyone else besides me, you should get GRIDS tested.

Ken says:

i'd suggest you join some support groups

Ken says:

i'll pray for ya

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