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Alright, my own method of killing someone and then disposing there body would be kind of like this...

 

8:00pm saturday, night fall had already strucktan... every teen is at the kickass party, I rly dont feel like being alone tonight, fuck...

 

I would arrive at the party all dressed up in nice party cloths along with 2 kegs of beer. Soon, almost everyone is sort of drunk and is like you know sitting down somewhere. Nobody could tell if someone is missing because,

1. side tracked from the strippers

2. hot girls

3. making out

4. having fun

5. drunk

6. to lazy to give a fuck

7. playing games in the pool or in the house

 

After I find my target of choice I would then go the my 2 kegs I placed near the pool and I would open it up to find my metal bat (no1 sees me) Afterwards I would search for my target and then catch her or him off guard where there arent a lot of people and its outside near a forest. I would then knock the fucker out by hitting him or her in the head. I would then pretend it was my girlfriend or my best friend thats drunk and needs to go home and act like it was just some funny shit.

later... at home somewhere in the basement tunnels...

I have strapped him or her up on to the wall and then I would wake him or her up and thus tourture the fuck out of em.

 

Now after killing the fuck cunt, I would take my time cutting the body up, takeing every bone out and clean the bones and place them on shevles as ART and so on. Now for the body parts... I would cook em then make a good dinner out of it and there you have it your own canable dinner! oh and if I got any left over Ill feed em to my dogs.. they love meet! oh yeah dont forget about ME I want some nice cooked up meet, yummy!!!! (I made sure to rip out all the figur nails and toe nails as well and crush em with a pines)

Lol you a bunch of twisted cunts in this thread, but some imaginative, if not shear fantasy suggestions.

 

If you want them to die a slow and painfull death and not have to w8 around for it to happen, take a pistol and shoot them up the anal hole (they will internally blead to death, and almost no hospital in the world will be able to repair the damage, assuring painfully slow death).

 

Or just get it over and done with in one blow, no need to take pleasure in the death (unless it gets you hard or summit, in which case consider killing yourself along with victim to make the world a little more sane).

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Alright, my own method of killing someone and then disposing there body would be kind of like this...

 

8:00pm saturday, night fall had already strucktan... every teen is at the kickass party, I rly dont feel like being alone tonight, fuck...

 

I would arrive at the party all dressed up in nice party cloths along with 2 kegs of beer. Soon, almost everyone is sort of drunk and is like you know sitting down somewhere. Nobody could tell if someone is missing because,

1. side tracked from the strippers

2. hot girls

3. making out

4. having fun

5. drunk

6. to lazy to give a fuck

7. playing games in the pool or in the house

 

After I find my target of choice I would then go the my 2 kegs I placed near the pool and I would open it up to find my metal bat (no1 sees me) Afterwards I would search for my target and then catch her or him off guard where there arent a lot of people and its outside near a forest. I would then knock the fucker out by hitting him or her in the head. I would then pretend it was my girlfriend or my best friend thats drunk and needs to go home and act like it was just some funny shit.

later... at home somewhere in the basement tunnels...

I have strapped him or her up on to the wall and then I would wake him or her up and thus tourture the fuck out of em.

 

Now after killing the fuck cunt, I would take my time cutting the body up, takeing every bone out and clean the bones and place them on shevles as ART and so on. Now for the body parts... I would cook em then make a good dinner out of it and there you have it your own canable dinner! oh and if I got any left over Ill feed em to my dogs.. they love meet! oh yeah dont forget about ME I want some nice cooked up meet, yummy!!!! (I made sure to rip out all the figur nails and toe nails as well and crush em with a pines)

 

good attempt jeff, u had me laughing.

 

and for the guy who says we are twisted fucks... NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

Alright, my own method of killing someone and then disposing there body would be kind of like this...

 

8:00pm saturday, night fall had already strucktan... every teen is at the kickass party, I rly dont feel like being alone tonight, fuck...

 

I would arrive at the party all dressed up in nice party cloths along with 2 kegs of beer. Soon, almost everyone is sort of drunk and is like you know sitting down somewhere. Nobody could tell if someone is missing because,

1. side tracked from the strippers

2. hot girls

3. making out

4. having fun

5. drunk

6. to lazy to give a fuck

7. playing games in the pool or in the house

 

After I find my target of choice I would then go the my 2 kegs I placed near the pool and I would open it up to find my metal bat (no1 sees me) Afterwards I would search for my target and then catch her or him off guard where there arent a lot of people and its outside near a forest. I would then knock the fucker out by hitting him or her in the head. I would then pretend it was my girlfriend or my best friend thats drunk and needs to go home and act like it was just some funny shit.

later... at home somewhere in the basement tunnels...

I have strapped him or her up on to the wall and then I would wake him or her up and thus tourture the fuck out of em.

 

Now after killing the fuck cunt, I would take my time cutting the body up, takeing every bone out and clean the bones and place them on shevles as ART and so on. Now for the body parts... I would cook em then make a good dinner out of it and there you have it your own canable dinner! oh and if I got any left over Ill feed em to my dogs.. they love meet! oh yeah dont forget about ME I want some nice cooked up meet, yummy!!!! (I made sure to rip out all the figur nails and toe nails as well and crush em with a pines)

 

Very good.But I am not sure if you would be able to drag body to house.

8:00pm saturday, night fall had already strucktan... every teen is at the kickass party, I rly dont feel like being alone tonight, fuck...

 

Hmm nice plagerism noob.

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