SupYouFool;551566']Here there are bars for people 21+ that the milfs frequent as opposed to the 18+ bars... that would be your main bet if your city has em.

 

I've never heard of a bar thats 18+

What is this, totse?

What is this, totse?

 

they got milfs at *****?

 

My account got banned and they wont let me register again.

 

 

gimme your account.

I've never heard of a bar thats 18+

 

He probably meant clubs, but then again, you're probably to stupid to figure that out.

when i was 19 i fucked a 32 year old. i answered her add on craigslist. i showed up to her house and her husband answered the door and offered me a pepsi. then she came in and introduced herself and the 3 of us chatted for 5 minutes. then she says "ok, lets goto the spare bedroom." then her husband said "have fun with my wife, ill be upstairs." and shook my hand. it was a little awkward, but i had an awesome time. so yea, your best bet would be to look for websites for sexual hookups and find a freaky milf there. this chick was really into "teaching" me, LOL.

when i was 19 i fucked a 32 year old. i answered her add on craigslist. i showed up to her house and her husband answered the door and offered me a pepsi. then she came in and introduced herself and the 3 of us chatted for 5 minutes. then she says "ok, lets goto the spare bedroom." then her husband said "have fun with my wife, ill be upstairs." and shook my hand. it was a little awkward, but i had an awesome time. so yea, your best bet would be to look for websites for sexual hookups and find a freaky milf there. this chick was really into "teaching" me, LOL.

 

what the fuck? why would someone let some random dude fuck his wife?

what the fuck? why would someone let some random dude fuck his wife?

 

i have no clue. he was probably listening to his wife scream in ecstasy in the next room while jacking off and crying. who knows, who cares, he seemed like a cool dude. he smoked a joint with me right before i left.

i have no clue. he was probably listening to his wife scream in ecstasy in the next room while jacking off and crying. who knows, who cares, he seemed like a cool dude. he smoked a joint with me right before i left.

 

cool story... i call bullshit.

cool story... i call bullshit.

 

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I WAS ACTUALLY BELIEVING THIS TILL THE "scream in ecstasy " PART LOL

haha ok.

what the fuck? why would someone let some random dude fuck his wife?

 

it's called swingers

when i was 19 i fucked a 32 year old. i answered her add on craigslist. i showed up to her house and her husband answered the door and offered me a pepsi. then she came in and introduced herself and the 3 of us chatted for 5 minutes. then she says "ok, lets goto the spare bedroom." then her husband said "have fun with my wife, ill be upstairs." and shook my hand. it was a little awkward, but i had an awesome time. so yea, your best bet would be to look for websites for sexual hookups and find a freaky milf there. this chick was really into "teaching" me, LOL.

 

cool story, i have a boner now

I've never heard of a bar thats 18+

 

Right I forgot that the rest of the world has to have the same alcohol laws as America does otherwise it's not true.

SupYouFool;551860']Right I forgot that the rest of the world has to have the same alcohol laws as America does otherwise it's not true.

 

Haha. I love the post that came after it trying to explain yours when the fact is you live in Canada and drinking laws are different than in the USA.

 

He probably meant clubs, but then again, you're probably to stupid to figure that out.

sp0rk;551864']Haha. I love the post that came after it trying to explain yours when the fact is you live in Canada and drinking laws are different than in the USA.

 

Hey, don't you forget that Canada is America's hat.

 

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Hey, don't you forget that Canada is America's hat.

 

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or bird shit

you gots to have the skills. run mad game on those 40 yr olds

you gots to have the skills. run mad game on those 40 yr olds

 

How does i has game?

How does i has game?

 

Stop bumping this thread, it's obvious you haven't had ANY action let alone getting MILF action.

u r fag

i had another milf experience last saturday. i was at a bar and they were closing so i was standing outside talking to a few people. this chick came up and was talking to us and i said something about how she looks like a good kisser, and she said "yea, but youre never gonna find out." i took this as a dare and grabbed her and started making out with her. we were about 2 minutes into the make out session when her friend walks up and told her that they were leaving now. my friend and i stay for another 5 minutes before leaving. when we were driving we seen them walking and pulled up and asked them if they wanted to smoke some weed. they were pretty sketched out on us and didnt want to get in the car, but they told us where they lived and told us to meet them there. we park in front of her place and wait from them to walk up. we went up to their apartment where we smoked a blunt. they were still pretty sketched out on us, asking if we were drug dealers or pimps or whatever, because my friend was driving his brand new mercedes at the age of 21. (hes a drug dealer). ANYWAYS, me and the chick keep making out, my dick was rock hard, i told her to show me her room, but she said she wasnt gonna fuck me. i tried to get her to the room a few more times but she kept saying i was to young and she felt like a pedophile because she had kids that were half my age and shit. i tried to get her number, but she said no and continued to make out with me and rub my dick through my pants. im willing to bet that if my friend and her friend wernt there she would have fucked my brains out. oh well, you win some you lose some. no biggy. i still got to make out with a fuggin hot 30+ year old chick.

 

oh yea, and my friend didnt get no play from her friend, but for some reason she gave him her number. maybe she just wasnt a whore?

i had another milf experience last saturday. i was at a bar and they were closing so i was standing outside talking to a few people. this chick came up and was talking to us and i said something about how she looks like a good kisser, and she said "yea, but youre never gonna find out." i took this as a dare and grabbed her and started making out with her. we were about 2 minutes into the make out session when her friend walks up and told her that they were leaving now. my friend and i stay for another 5 minutes before leaving. when we were driving we seen them walking and pulled up and asked them if they wanted to smoke some weed. they were pretty sketched out on us and didnt want to get in the car, but they told us where they lived and told us to meet them there. we park in front of her place and wait from them to walk up. we went up to their apartment where we smoked a blunt. they were still pretty sketched out on us, asking if we were drug dealers or pimps or whatever, because my friend was driving his brand new mercedes at the age of 21. (hes a drug dealer). ANYWAYS, me and the chick keep making out, my dick was rock hard, i told her to show me her room, but she said she wasnt gonna fuck me. i tried to get her to the room a few more times but she kept saying i was to young and she felt like a pedophile because she had kids that were half my age and shit. i tried to get her number, but she said no and continued to make out with me and rub my dick through my pants. im willing to bet that if my friend and her friend wernt there she would have fucked my brains out. oh well, you win some you lose some. no biggy. i still got to make out with a fuggin hot 30+ year old chick.

 

oh yea, and my friend didnt get no play from her friend, but for some reason she gave him her number. maybe she just wasnt a whore?

 

ur a fucking whore, not her.

 

ps: forgot ur name was "wh0re", my bad. :drool2:

i had another milf experience last saturday. i was at a bar and they were closing so i was standing outside talking to a few people. this chick came up and was talking to us and i said something about how she looks like a good kisser, and she said "yea, but youre never gonna find out." i took this as a dare and grabbed her and started making out with her. we were about 2 minutes into the make out session when her friend walks up and told her that they were leaving now. my friend and i stay for another 5 minutes before leaving. when we were driving we seen them walking and pulled up and asked them if they wanted to smoke some weed. they were pretty sketched out on us and didnt want to get in the car, but they told us where they lived and told us to meet them there. we park in front of her place and wait from them to walk up. we went up to their apartment where we smoked a blunt. they were still pretty sketched out on us, asking if we were drug dealers or pimps or whatever, because my friend was driving his brand new mercedes at the age of 21. (hes a drug dealer). ANYWAYS, me and the chick keep making out, my dick was rock hard, i told her to show me her room, but she said she wasnt gonna fuck me. i tried to get her to the room a few more times but she kept saying i was to young and she felt like a pedophile because she had kids that were half my age and shit. i tried to get her number, but she said no and continued to make out with me and rub my dick through my pants. im willing to bet that if my friend and her friend wernt there she would have fucked my brains out. oh well, you win some you lose some. no biggy. i still got to make out with a fuggin hot 30+ year old chick.

 

oh yea, and my friend didnt get no play from her friend, but for some reason she gave him her number. maybe she just wasnt a whore?

 

 

who the fuck just grabs a bitch and starts making out with her.

who the fuck just grabs a bitch and starts making out with her.

 

apparently i do. dont get me wrong, this isnt a regular move of mine or anything, but the way she said "yea, but youre never gonna find out." made me think she was just daring me. she said it in kind of a flirting manner. so i took a chance and went for it, and it worked.

 

im not the most confident or good looking guy in the world or anything. in fact i have many insecurities, but most women think that confidence is the sexiest part of a man. so if youre not a confident guy, just fake it.

 

confidence, NOT cockiness.

i had another milf experience last saturday. i was at a bar and they were closing so i was standing outside talking to a few people. this chick came up and was talking to us and i said something about how she looks like a good kisser, and she said "yea, but youre never gonna find out." i took this as a dare and grabbed her and started making out with her. we were about 2 minutes into the make out session when her friend walks up and told her that they were leaving now. my friend and i stay for another 5 minutes before leaving. when we were driving we seen them walking and pulled up and asked them if they wanted to smoke some weed. they were pretty sketched out on us and didnt want to get in the car, but they told us where they lived and told us to meet them there. we park in front of her place and wait from them to walk up. we went up to their apartment where we smoked a blunt. they were still pretty sketched out on us, asking if we were drug dealers or pimps or whatever, because my friend was driving his brand new mercedes at the age of 21. (hes a drug dealer). ANYWAYS, me and the chick keep making out, my dick was rock hard, i told her to show me her room, but she said she wasnt gonna fuck me. i tried to get her to the room a few more times but she kept saying i was to young and she felt like a pedophile because she had kids that were half my age and shit. i tried to get her number, but she said no and continued to make out with me and rub my dick through my pants. im willing to bet that if my friend and her friend wernt there she would have fucked my brains out. oh well, you win some you lose some. no biggy. i still got to make out with a fuggin hot 30+ year old chick.

 

oh yea, and my friend didnt get no play from her friend, but for some reason she gave him her number. maybe she just wasnt a whore?

 

Robbie Wiliams - Win some, Lose some

 

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