Posted March 21, 200817 yr So, after going clubbing late night, me and a friend decided to wreak havoc at night on neighborhoods for the fun of it. The top priority is not to make too much noise. e.g. We can't smash windows but the most we can do is smash an ornamental light then bolting the fuck out of there immediately. Otherwise we ring doorbells, pissing on cars, removing road blocks and turn off the water mains, etc. Any more ideas ?
March 21, 200817 yr Put condoms all over the house, car and lawn. Take a shit in the mail box. Find some road kill and place it on a car. Put yogurt all over the doors of homes. Place giant pieces of paper on the windows of homes to block the view.
March 21, 200817 yr Put condoms all over the house, car and lawn. Take a shit in the mail box. Find some road kill and place it on a car. Put yogurt all over the doors of homes. Place giant pieces of paper on the windows of homes to block the view. You must be a pretty boring person to hang out with.
March 21, 200817 yr take out mail boxes. lean a trash can full of nasty baunch water against there door so it falls in when they open up.
March 21, 200817 yr You must be gay. HEY GUYS LETS GO PUT GIANT PIECES OF PAPER ALL OVER PPLZ WINDOWS DAT WILL RAEG DEM LEWL
March 21, 200817 yr HEY GUYS LETS GO PUT GIANT PIECES OF PAPER ALL OVER PPLZ WINDOWS DAT WILL RAEG DEM LEWL Said the pathetic speck in the universe.
March 21, 200817 yr So, after going clubbing late night, me and a friend decided to wreak havoc at night on neighborhoods for the fun of it. The top priority is not to make too much noise. e.g. We can't smash windows but the most we can do is smash an ornamental light then bolting the fuck out of there immediately. Otherwise we ring doorbells, pissing on cars, removing road blocks and turn off the water mains, etc. Any more ideas ? You must have a shit neighbourhood and no life with nothing better to do. :)
March 21, 200817 yr Call a firetruck to one of the houses or drive around screaming out the window in a high pitched girls voice and try to get everyone to wake up.
March 21, 200817 yr 1.Urinate on garden 2.Shit yourselves near doors. 3.If you have hand grenades just throw them all in the house and enjoy the show.
March 21, 200817 yr back when we had "house wars" one of the best pranks was to combine old porn collections, rip out all the pages and "porn" the persons housue, meaning covering their entire yard, cars, driveway, trees, shrubbery, pets, windows, pools with the "used" porn. Im sure this is highly illegal, because you could be exposing minors to pornographic material so do this at your own risk, i cannot be held responsible for what you do with your crusty porn mags.
March 21, 200817 yr get a screw driver and switch license plates on vehicles (preferably cars and trucks, cause the cops will notice them first)
March 21, 200817 yr HEY GUYS LETS GO PUT GIANT PIECES OF PAPER ALL OVER PPLZ WINDOWS DAT WILL RAEG DEM LEWL In fact, i'm sure you have been raged. Murder some people and leave their bodies in the road like a zebra crossing.
March 21, 200817 yr In fact, i'm sure you have been raged. Murder some people and leave their bodies in the road like a zebra crossing. Reminded me of Freddy got fingered for some reason...
March 21, 200817 yr Reminded me of Freddy got fingered for some reason... RAGED! LAWL YU SIR HAB BEEN RAGEEEDDDD.
March 21, 200817 yr RAGED! LAWL YU SIR HAB BEEN RAGEEEDDDD. DUDE!!! you have posted 4 posts so far on this thread of 17 posts :confused: I srsly think your the one whos "raged" :thinker:
March 22, 200817 yr Author Methodize;552851']You must have a shit neighbourhood and no life with nothing better to do. :) the suburb is a secluded yet wealthy one, so the potential for destruction is greater rather than slit my wrists at night id rather fuck with other people at night i did this before starting uni/college Banfelt;552862']back when we had "house wars" one of the best pranks was to combine old porn collections, rip out all the pages and "porn" the persons housue, meaning covering their entire yard, cars, driveway, trees, shrubbery, pets, windows, pools with the "used" porn. Im sure this is highly illegal, because you could be exposing minors to pornographic material so do this at your own risk, i cannot be held responsible for what you do with your crusty porn mags. get a screw driver and switch license plates on vehicles (preferably cars and trucks, cause the cops will notice them first) nah, our raids are guerilla style, its more of the instant destructive hit and run, because theres a line of richprick houses that need some good meddling with and need to spread as much chaos as possible in a short amount of time
March 22, 200817 yr ragemaster, get a gun and shoot at their house. once again, i cant be held responsible for you taking this seriously.
March 22, 200817 yr get some spray paint and spray myg0t owns me.. along with some swastikas on cars and houses etc
March 22, 200817 yr Put bird seed on their lawn, this makes insane weeds all over their lawn in a matter of days. Also put vasoline on their car door handles, on the right car it is almost impossible to open up.
March 22, 200817 yr Used to do this kind of stupid shit in 6th grade.... true that shit we used to do as young uns...set portapotties on fire, chuck molotov cocktails at apt buildings around 2am, spray racist graffiti on shinebox houses (weak shit like FUCK ALL NIGGERS and WHITE POWER, nothing too provocative), break into houses we knew that no one was home at the time (way too pussy to try home invasion when we were 10-12 yrs old) and steal stupid minor shit, generally being stupid asshole kids. i'm looking forward to catching kids like me when i own a house and burying them in my backyard. one funny story involved a few of us dumbshits and a house under construction...took a bunch of loose bricks and built a crude roadblock on a side road in olympia fields (shitty suburb of chicago) and after a couple cars saw it and turned around, one station wagon fuckin crashed into it at about 30 mph and made an extremely loud BANG...we ran like a bunch of pussies but o man was that funny for like 6 months afterward in middle school.
March 22, 200817 yr also: a gallon of bleach can make any slogan semi-permanent on someone's front lawn.
