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Catalina R.: You may order directly from the Australia website.

Tom Cruise: she plays alot of that world of warcraft game

Tom Cruise: i know abit about computers myself, but not so much about gaming

Catalina R.: http://www.alienware.com.au/dnn2/

Tom Cruise: what would u reccomend for this online game?

Tom Cruise: my budget is rougly $3500 AU

Catalina R.: If you are configuring your first Alienware system, our Alienware recommendation for building the best system for you is to start by finding the websites for some of the software/ programs/games/applications/ you plan to use, there information can be found on what they require to run on a computer. These are the system requirements and will tell you what type of processor, ram, video card, and hard drive you need and perhaps more information. Using that information and an idea of what you would like the spend-then you can look at what comes with our system and compare the two to see if the system meets the system requirements of the programs you will be using. From there you can go above the requirements your budget dictates. The higher above the requirements the system is the better it would run and the higher settings you would be able to use.

Tom Cruise: ok thanks, what if i were to just upgrade my current PC, and give that to her?

Tom Cruise: may work out cheaper/more convienient

Catalina R.: I'm sorry but that is entirely up to you.

Tom Cruise: i think she only wishes to start up a clan/cult on this game, and need more pc power to handle the growing members of the clan/religion/cult

Tom Cruise: and i dont deny her of what she wants, as my religion doenst allow it

Tom Cruise: wot would u do?

Tom Cruise: also, does the alien symbol represent xenu?

Catalina R.: I'm sorry unfortunately I am unable to give you personal advise.

Tom Cruise: ok, this seems like mission impossible for me

Tom Cruise: its almost a war of the worlds.

Tom Cruise: thats y ive asked top guns such as yourselves

Tom Cruise: catalina this isnt much help to me

Tom Cruise: but before i go

Tom Cruise: id like u to know

Tom Cruise: we're no strangers to love

Tom Cruise: you know the rules, and so do i

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Tom Cruise: comitment is what im thinking of

Tom Cruise: you wouldnt get this from any other guy

Tom Cruise: my ip?

Tom Cruise: ah ok, ip doesnt matter when XENU TAKES OVER

Tom Cruise: DO U HEAR ME

Tom Cruise: XENU

Catalina R. has disconnected.

 

 

 

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John L.: Hi, my name is John L.. How may I help you?

Joe Kalagan: hi john

Joe Kalagan: im looking to get a performant computer

Joe Kalagan: i play wow a lot. are you familiar with that game?

Joe Kalagan: my current system lags a lot

Joe Kalagan: hello?

John L.: Yes how may I assyst you?

John L.: assist*

Joe Kalagan: ok are you familiar with that game? WoW?

Joe Kalagan: im wondering how an alienware system would preform?

John L.: Well yes I am familiar with the game. And are you looking for a desktop or a notebook, and what type of budget do you have to work with if I may ask?

Joe Kalagan: desktop... i run some hustles so im not worried about money.

Joe Kalagan: im looking for the best one that is not too expensive that will not make my computer freeze

Joe Kalagan: do you play the game? you know when it freezes right in the middle after i played for a few hours, i hate it

John L.: Well I would suggest our new Area-51 7500

Joe Kalagan: link pls?

John L.: http://www.alienware.com/product_det...de=SKU-DEFAULT

Joe Kalagan: there you go...

John L.: Is there anything else that I may help you with?

Joe Kalagan: will it allow me to run complex sercurity features for /b/ (if you know what that is)

Joe Kalagan: firewalls, etc... dont want the 4chan to hack me...

John L.: /b/tard

Joe Kalagan: haha funny... im not much, but i go there for the lulz.

Joe Kalagan: anyway, im just worried if they find me and ruin my life

Joe Kalagan: are you a /b/tard?

John L.: Is there anything that I seriously may help you with?

Joe Kalagan: My name is Capt. Suleiman Musa. Iam an ex Nigerian soldier currently on Exile in Cote d Ivoire.

 

I worked with the late Nigerian head of state Gen.Sani Abacha as a member of his special strike force,We reported directly to the then chief security officer, Maj.Hamza Al Mustapha. After the death of the head of state and the ushering in of the civilian government,they started arresting those of us who were close to the late head of state,Gen Abacha.When the new government arrested the former CSO,i knew i would be the next.I escape to Cote d Ivoire for safety.

 

I came along with USD$ 22 million dollars cash (Twenty TwoMillion dollars). And the rule of this country is that one can not have assess to a bank account unless one has their residential permit.Since i was new then, they was nothing i could do than to sealed the money put it in Two Trunk boxes,and deposited it with the security company,marked family valuble.The political admosphere is hectic for one to continue to stay.Based on this , I solicit for your assistance to:

Joe Kalagan: (1) Could you help me so that we can claim this boxes from the security company and via and via the transfer to your country.

 

(2) Could you be able to assist me to obtain my travelling papers after this transfer to enable me come over to meet you in your country for the investment of this money?

 

(3) Could you be able to introduce me to a profitable business venture that would not require much technical expertise in your country where part of this fund willbe invested?

 

Please, all these requirements are urgently needed as it will enable me to establish a stronger business relationship with you hence I will like you to be the general overseer of the investment thereafter. I am a MUSLIM and I will please, want you to handle this transaction based on the trust I have established on you.

 

For your assistance in this transaction, I have decided to offer you 12% percent commission of the total amount at the end of this business. The security of this business is very important to me and as such,I would like you to keep this business very confidential. I shall expect your urgent reply.

 

Thanks and God bless you.

 

SULEIMAN MUSA

Joe Kalagan: John L>?

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i thought it was hilarious when your name was tom cruise and you started to name all the movies. i rifked hard at that point
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Internet Privacy and Harassment Act? oh noes myg0t is doomed!
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