Posted April 26, 200817 yr http://www.ctvwinnipeg.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20080425/sniffer_dog_080425/20080425/?hub=WinnipegHome :cool:
April 26, 200817 yr umm the only thing Canada has to be proud of is Degrassi: The Next Generation That, and Colin Mochrie :grin:
April 26, 200817 yr Ok, here goes. Smarties Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp The size of our football fields and one less down Baseball is Canadian Lacrosse is Canadian Hockey is Canadian Basketball is Canadian Apple pie is Canadian Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. We don't marry our kin-folk. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. And we don't bomb our allies. oh yeah... and our elections only take one day
April 26, 200817 yr Myriad;559414']Ok, here goes. Smarties Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp The size of our football fields and one less down Baseball is Canadian Lacrosse is Canadian Hockey is Canadian Basketball is Canadian Apple pie is Canadian Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. We don't marry our kin-folk. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. And we don't bomb our allies. oh yeah... and our elections only take one day Umm you are clearly delusional. The funny thing is, this is ALL Canada has ever done. Way to name your complete history in a few lines. Also, half your shit Alaska had first...
April 26, 200817 yr When presented with facts, Americans will usually just ignore them and try to insult. This is what has happened here. Alaska has never done anything except provide a short burst of gold in its mining comminuty fyi. Canada has done more for the world then the US has. Don't be a prude about it, the truth hurts doesn't it :( http://www.canadahistory.com/Index.htm here's a shitty website for you to read(I know you wont read it, because your reading skills are seriously lacking)
April 26, 200817 yr * 1775 Eruption of the Tseax Cone, British Columbia (one of Canada's worst known geophysical disasters) * 1825 October 7 Miramichi Fire, New Brunswick * 1864 Train Bridge accident, Quebec * 1881 May 24 Queen Victoria river steamer sinking * 1889 September 19 Québec rockslide * 1896 May 26 Point Ellice Bridge Disaster, Victoria, BC * 1903 Frank Slide at Turtle Mountain, Alberta * 1907 August 29 First Quebec Bridge Collapse * 1912 June 30 Regina Cyclone * 1913 November The Great Lakes Storm of 1913 * 1914 June 19 Hillcrest mine disaster, Alberta * 1914 May 29 Empress of Ireland collision Saint Lawrence River * 1916 February 3 Burning of Parliament Buildings * 1916 July Matheson Fire, Northeastern Ontario * 1916 Princess Sophia Canadian Liner sinks near BC * 1916 Second Quebec Bridge Collapse * 1917 December 6 Halifax Explosion * 1927 January 9 Laurier Palace Theatre Fire Montreal, Quebec * 1929 Grand Banks earthquake and tsunami, Burin Peninsula, 18 November 1929 * 1950 1950 Red River Flood * 1954 Hurricane Hazel * 1956 May 15 Villa St. Louis Disaster * 1958 June 17 Ironworkers Memorial Second Narrows Crossing collapse * 1958 October 23 Springhill Mining Disaster Springhill, Nova Scotia * 1959 June 20 Escuminac Disaster New Brunswick * 1963 November 29 Trans-Canada Air Lines Flight 831 Ste-Thérèse-de-Blainville, Quebec * 1965 January 9 Hope Slide in British Columbia * 1966 October 7 Dorion level crossing accident * 1973 April-May massive flood destroys Fredericton's surrounding area * 1982 February 15 Ocean Ranger, Grand Banks of Newfoundland * 1983 June 2 Air Canada Flight 797 * 1985 June 23 Air India Flight 182 * 1985 December 12 Arrow Air Flight 1285 Gander, Newfoundland * 1986 February 8 Hinton Train Disaster * 1987 July 31 Edmonton, Alberta tornado * 1989 Cormier Village hayride disaster * 1992 May 9 Westray Mine Disaster Plymouth, Nova Scotia * 1996 Massive inundations hit Saguenay, Quebec * 1997 April Red River Flood, 1997 * 1997 2nd Les Éboulements Bus Accident * 1998 January 5-9, massive ice storm hits Quebec, Ontario and New Brunswick * 1998 September 2 Swissair Flight 111 Peggys Cove, Nova Scotia * 2000 May Walkerton Tragedy * 2000 July 14 Pine Lake, Alberta Tornado * 2003 September 29 Hurricane Juan Halifax, Nova Scotia * 2005 August 2 Air France Flight 358, Toronto, Ontario * 2006 September 30 De la Concorde overpass collapse, Laval, Quebec * 2008 January 12 Bathurst van collision, Bathurst, New Brunswick * 2008 April 26 Stéphan Bilodeau fails
April 26, 200817 yr Canadian School Shootings. Centennial Secondary School shooting Concordia University massacre Dawson College shooting École Polytechnique massacre St. Pius X High School shooting W. R. Myers High School shooting Canadian Disaster Database. 817 Results
April 26, 200817 yr ok.... most of those have nothing to do with where this started... I wonder how much stuff I can find for the U.S.? How do natural disasters count in this anyway? http://www.albertarose.org/Disasters/us_disasters.html http://www.albertarose.org/Disasters/tornadoes.html http://www.albertarose.org/Disasters/us_hurricanes.html http://www.albertarose.org/Disasters/us_epidemics.html WTC http://www.easternct.edu/depts/amerst/disasters.htm Timeline: US school shootings October 2007: A teenage gunman reportedly shoots and wounds five people at a high school in Cleveland, Ohio, before killing himself. April 2007: At least 32 people are killed in two shooting incidents in the campus of Virginia Tech university in Virginia. October 2006: A 32-year-old gunman shoots dead at least five girls at an Amish school in Pennsylvania, before killing himself September 2006: Gunman in Colorado shoots and fatally wounds a teenage schoolgirl, then kills himself; two days later a teenager kills the headteacher of a school in Cazenovia, Wisconsin November 2005: Student in Tennessee shoots dead an assistant principal and wounds two other administrators March 2005: Minnesota schoolboy kills nine, then shoots himself May 2004: Four people injured in shooting at a school in Maryland April 2003: Teenager shoots dead head-teacher at a Pennsylvania school, then kills himself March 2001: Pupil opens fire at a school in California, killing two students February 2000: Six-year-old girl shot dead by classmate in Michigan November 1999: Thirteen-year-old girl shot dead by a classmate in New Mexico May 1999: Student injures six pupils in shoot-out in Georgia April 1999: Two teenagers shoot dead 12 students and a teacher before killing themselves at Columbine School in Colorado June 1998: Two adults hurt in shooting by teenage student at high school in Virginia May 1998: Fifteen-year-old boy shoots himself in the head after taking a girl hostage May 1998: Fifteen-year-old shoots dead two students in school cafeteria in Oregon April 1998: Fourteen-year-old shoots dead a teacher and wounds two students in Pennsylvania March 1998: Two boys, 11 and 13, kill four girls and a teacher in Arkansas December 1997: Fourteen-year-old boy kills three students in Kentucky October 1997: Sixteen-year-old boy stabs mother, then shoots dead two students at school in Mississippi, injuring several others
April 26, 200817 yr Myriad;559464']I wonder how much stuff I can find for the U.S.? You can find alot, I'm sure. Myriad;559464']How do natural disasters count in this anyway? Well, the thread was about how wonderful it is to live in Canada. I'm providing a 'reality check'. Myriad;559464']WTC True. But I gotta cause some trouble whenever I see you acting so smug about burning down the White House.
April 26, 200817 yr http://www.ctvwinnipeg.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20080425/sniffer_dog_080425/20080425/?hub=WinnipegHome :cool: Yay...you do drugs. That's so wonderful.
April 27, 200817 yr The funny thing is they actually expect me to read this shit ^^ lol Zet, I'm glad ur back.
April 27, 200817 yr lol Zet, I'm glad ur back. And I still think you're a giant douchebag, but I love you.
April 27, 200817 yr Myriad;559414']Ok, here goes. [*] In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. Thats pretty interesting, since there was no such thing as a canadian at the time. The war of 1812 was a war between England and America. You were still just England's bitch at the time, we had taken care of that over 25 years prior. The peace agreement at the end of the war left all pre-war country boundaries intact anyway. Take Nelly Furtado, Alex Trebeck, and Martin Short back. We really don't need them.
April 28, 200817 yr umm the only thing Canada has to be proud of is Degrassi: The Next Generation I love that show too much! I almost feel gay, I get so excited. ZOMG...LIKE SO MUCH DRAMA!:gay2:
