May 8, 200816 yr Here's the problem. At this point we have told him that he wont have sex until he get married with her. Since he's a pussy, he wont be able to break up with her on the spot. Its going to drag on for a while. He'll just end up getting married with her and maybe around the age of 30 will get layed(once she is fat and ugly). Oh, and he has no girlfriend, he's just trying to look cool in the internet.
May 8, 200816 yr Relationship without sex, bad news. Getting married, even worse news. You could either: a.) Get her really drunk or b.) dump her ass for the hot blonde at the bar.
May 8, 200816 yr Jedi Pimp;561742']sucks to be you. a friend of mine dated a moron chick once. she was pretty hot but seriously do not expect any sex of any kind if she is a serious moron. however, if she is somewhat rebellious against her parents, then you might be able to hit that shit on the down low without the parents knowing. but expect blue balls. imo - way too much effort to get at the snatch. you are better off fucking a fat bitch off maispace who likes eating twinkies and drinking yoohoo. QFT I have a friend dating a really hot mormon and shes like the best chick in the world to hang out with but hes always telling me how much it sucks that they can't have sex. If shes not worth it, get out.
May 8, 200816 yr Why the fuck are you dating a mormon? If it's for looks: You're an idiot. She's a Mormon. If she's devout: it doesn't matter how hot she is. You aren't getting any. FUCKING DIE. Alright, I'm drunk. :gaykeke:
May 8, 200816 yr a lot of mormon and catholic girls "cheat" god by just having oral and anal sex, as to not pop their cherry. try to go at her with that angel and maybe she'll come around. try to tell her that you would never pressure her into fucking her pussy because its sacred and that when you two get married (she will think you really like her if you talk like marriage is down the road, which in turn makes her trust you more) you will be so happy that shes (technically) a virgin because you know her beliefs are very important to her. also make it clear to her that if she doesnt "relieve" you somehow (with her mouth or her asshole) that she must not really care about/love you. give her a guilt trip.
May 8, 200816 yr I've known people that have dated Mormons before and since I've talked with them the best relationship advice is simply to put a bullet in her head and your head. Make sure it's a hollow point bullet too, otherwise it may not work well.
May 8, 200816 yr tawny roberts was born and raised mormon, and her father is or was a bishop within the church. she turned out pretty good, eh?
May 8, 200816 yr Dude, mormon girls get down too... catholic bitches can be prudes just the same. I knew one mormon girl at my high school that everyone called Leslie the mouth cuz she sucked everyones dicks not mine :( but still
May 9, 200816 yr Author Pictures of special underwear or fake. she's not that devout. she wants to suck my dick, so she says.
May 10, 200816 yr uhh i dated a morman...its ok there just more likly to give head but no sexy time.other than that it can be anything but real sex
May 10, 200816 yr just give the bitch a date rape drug, stfu, and get some hairy 16yo virgin mormon pussy you little jewish kike
