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HIS DICK WAS SO LONG HE COULD SUCK IT

WITH CUM ON HIS CHIN

HE SAID WITH A GRIN

IF HIS EAR WAS A PUSSY HE'D FUCK IT

 

 

 

Does anyone know any other versions?

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Hoad;561820']no we all finished pre-school. unlucky.

 

Stop trying.

 

 

There once was a cat named black

he ran around and smoked crack

till one day

he was found gay

now he sucks

Stop trying.

 

 

There once was a cat named black

he ran around and smoked crack

till one day

he was found gay

now he sucks

 

lol that last one didn't rhyme.

There once was a bad thread maker

Who was also an aspiring cake baker

He made a terrible thread

Got pissed at what we said

Could his girlfriend be any faker?

There once was a bad thread maker

Who was also an aspiring cake baker

He made a terrible thread

Got pissed at what we said

Could his girlfriend be any faker?

 

OMG RIFKASUARUS!!%$!# #!^&

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There once was a bad thread maker

Who was also an aspiring cake baker

He made a terrible thread

Got pissed at what we said

Could his girlfriend be any faker?

 

As I've been here for 4 years, if I was going to bake a cake, I would have already.

And since I have pics with my girlfriend I doubt she's fake eh?

Nice rhyme though, friend.

 

Said could and rhymed with "Then cut his wrists and bled"

and thread could have rhymed with "then took all of my seed"

But nice try none the less.

 

 

There once was a man from Peru,

who fell asleep in a canoe,

while dreaming of venus,

he played with his penis,

and woke up with a hand full of goo

 

There once was a nun with a gun,

Who thought shooting children was fun,

she shot them away,

Day after day,

Until she thought she was done.

As I've been here for 4 years, if I was going to bake a cake, I would have already.

And since I have pics with my girlfriend I doubt she's fake eh?

Nice rhyme though, friend.

 

Said could and rhymed with "Then cut his wrists and bled"

and thread could have rhymed with "then took all of my seed"

But nice try none the less.

 

 

There once was a man from Peru,

who fell asleep in a canoe,

while dreaming of venus,

he played with his penis,

and woke up with a hand full of goo

 

There once was a nun with a gun,

Who thought shooting children was fun,

she shot them away,

Day after day,

Until she thought she was done.

 

What do you mean, "nice try"?

You're a fucking faggot and ought to kill yourself. This thread is gay and we've all gone past the 'rhymes are awesome LOL!" stage.

As I've been here for 4 years, if I was going to bake a cake, I would have already.

And since I have pics with my girlfriend I doubt she's fake eh?

Nice rhyme though, friend.

 

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

Said could and rhymed with "Then cut his wrists and bled"

and thread could have rhymed with "then took all of my seed"

But nice try none the less.

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

Edited by Russell_Crowe

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Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

I'm sure this post will lead to more fi

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him th

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

Fake in this case means she is not a "real" person meaning that she looks like she's trying to be someone else.

 

 

 

Why would I do any of those suggestions? What I wrote is the truth. Adding crap like that in there would kill the integrity of the writing.

 

P.S. thread doesn't rhyme with seed.

 

This thread became less than exciting

Once someone tried correcting my writing

He thought he was right

I showed him the light

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

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I'm sure this post will lead to more fighting

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bravo

i like it

There once was a bad thread maker

Who was also an aspiring cake baker

He made a terrible thread

Got pissed at what we said

Could his girlfriend be any faker?

 

rofl burnt

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