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Find out how infected you are by culture!

Currently, I'm infected by Metal music.

 

Best...virus....ever!

 

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/

 

(A "Meme" is something that is quickly transposed to memory, and spread from person to person. Like language, or the smily face that everyone knows and loves. )

  SWAT said:
Find out how infected you are by culture!

Currently, I'm infected by Metal music.

 

Best...virus....ever!

 

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/

 

(A "Meme" is something that is quickly transposed to memory, and spread from person to person. Like language, or the smily face that everyone knows and loves. )

 

a meme is like a STD, / \G.R.I.D.S./ \

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Daedalus;562296']Because I know how some Apple symbols look' date=' the program assumes I own a macintosh. Nice going there. :O_o:[/quote']

 

same.

 

Human Virus Scanner

 

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

 

Pokemon

Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

 

Linux

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

 

Free BSD

The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

 

X11

I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

 

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

 

Macintosh

Use a mouse with more than one button.

 

Viruses you might suffer from:

 

Junkfood (75%)

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

 

Japan (85%)

Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

 

Politics (85%)

Stop caring!

 

Brand Names (90%)

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

 

Computer Games (90%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

 

Cars (75%)

There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

 

Viruses you suffer from:

 

 

You have been reported and we are sending the police to your house now.

 

 

 

 

 

wat

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Myriad;562329']

 

Viruses you suffer from:

 

 

You have been reported and we are sending the police to your house now.

 

 

 

 

 

wat

 

fucking rifk.

Viruses you might suffer from:

 

Free BSD (85%)

The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

 

Industrial (70%)

Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

 

Religion (90%)

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

 

X11 (60%)

I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

 

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

 

Hippyism (80%)

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Viruses you suffer from:

 

Linux

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

 

Junkfood

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

 

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

 

Windows

Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.

As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

 

Politics

Stop caring!

 

Brand Names

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

 

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

 

Macintosh

Use a mouse with more than one button.

 

Viruses you might suffer from:

 

Pokemon (60%)

Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

 

USA (90%)

Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

 

Free BSD (85%)

The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

 

Japan (60%)

Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

 

Religion (90%)

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

 

X11 (60%)

I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

 

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

 

Hippyism (80%)

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Viruses you suffer from:

 

Politics

Stop caring!

 

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

 

Linux (80%)

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

 

Junkfood (80%)

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

 

Discordia (70%)

Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

 

Brand Names (85%)

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

 

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

 

Conspiracy Theory (80%)

Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

 

Hippyism (60%)

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

 

Macintosh (60%)

Use a mouse with more than one button.

 

Prog Rock (60%)

Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

 

Cars (75%)

There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

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8-Bit (80%)

Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

 

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

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Viruses you suffer from:

 

Pokemon

Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

 

TotL

Go read Brunching

 

Japan

Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

 

Windows

Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.

As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

 

Politics

Stop caring!

 

Conspiracy Theory

Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

 

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

 

Viruses you might suffer from:

 

Linux (80%)

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

 

Junkfood (60%)

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

 

Religion (90%)

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

 

Sci-fi (70%)

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

 

Free BSD (90%)

The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

 

Discordia (70%)

Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

 

Brand Names (90%)

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

 

Computer Games (90%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

 

Hippyism (80%)

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

 

Macintosh (80%)

Use a mouse with more than one button.

 

Southampton (84%)

Move to the Isle of Wight.

Linux

Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

 

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

 

Windows

Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.

As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

 

vi

Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

 

Computer Games

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

 

Macintosh

Use a mouse with more than one button.

 

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Myriad;562329']

 

Viruses you suffer from:

 

 

You have been reported and we are sending the police to your house now.

 

 

 

 

 

wat

 

RIFK!

 

epic win.

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