Posted May 12, 200816 yr Any one know any sick jokes? I like this one. for the ones with great fantasy and imagination. My dick is red, Your body is blue, O Rosie 1982. For the ones with lesser Fantasy and imagination My dick is red, Your body is blue, Dear Rosy your dead since 1982. Edited May 12, 200816 yr by Stoefiestoefsu
May 12, 200816 yr 3 vampires walk into a bar. First one goes up to the bartender and asks for a shot of blood. The bartender hands him one, he drinks it. The vampire suddenly explodes into many bats which fly out of the establishment. Second vampire goes up to the bartender and asks for the same, another shot of blood. The bartenders give him what he asks for a the vampire gives out an evil laugh and vanishes. The third and last vampire goes to the bartender and asks for boiling water. Confused, the bartender asks "Don't vampires drink blood?". The vampire grins, then pulls out a used tampon and says "Tea time".
May 12, 200816 yr Author 2 guys in a cafe are talking about Wo ll, One of the two tells a joke about a Jew in a Wo ll Jew camp. But the man sitting behind them is getting a bit irritated of them. So he stands up walks to the two guys and says. You shouldn't make jokes about Jew camps, My grandfather died in one! the two guys felt sorry and apologized, And asked how it happened. And the man said,He fell off a guard tower. Not really sick bit still funny well at least I find it funny. What do you get when you rotate shit ? Dirty hands... lame ain't it ? Which hand do you use to wipe your ass of? Left ? Bleh I use toilet paper. Lamer ain't it ? There's a couple in a club kissing abit. The guys start fingering the girl's Vegina. And suddenly the girl says: Oe.. I can feel your ring. And the guy says No Bitch thats my wrist watch. A bit better.
May 12, 200816 yr Whats the difference between a chop shop, and a young woman? When the chop shop dismantles a body, they know what they're doing.
May 12, 200816 yr Author 2 blondes are sitting in a train. Suddenly, One of the blondes ask the other blonde. If you can guess how many cookies I have in my cookie jar. You can have all 3 of them.
May 12, 200816 yr What's black and blue and sucks my dick? My kids. What's the best part about beating retarded children? Nobody believes them when they tell on you. So I was banging this chick, and I said "hey, can I put it in your ass?" And she says "that's a bit degrading don't you think?" And I said "degrading? That's a big word for a 7 year old."
May 13, 200816 yr Author whats the best job in the world? Beign a Clini-Clown you can laugh at dieng people whole day long with out getting any trouble.
May 14, 200816 yr There's a couple in a club kissing abit. The guys start fingering the girl's Vegina. And suddenly the girl says: Oe.. I can feel your ring. And the guy says No Bitch thats my wrist watch. The guys start fingering the girl's Vegina. fingering the girl's Vegina. girl's Vegina. Vegina http://backpack.fantasti.cc/images/videos/megarotic/thumbs/f/u/c/fucking_vegetables_in_park__1.jpg :bj: Edited May 14, 200816 yr by Ad-Man
May 14, 200816 yr Boy: Hey dad, I've got to tell you something. Father: What is it son? Boy: I'm not a virgin anymore. Father: Thats great news! *Father grabs a beer for him and his son.* Father: If you have any questions about sex, please ask me. Boy: Okay, I only have one question. Father: What is it? Boy: How long until your butthole stops hurting?
May 14, 200816 yr whats the difference between a baby and an apple? i dont cum all over an apple before i take a bite out of it.
May 14, 200816 yr What's the difference between this thread and your mom? This thread sucks harder than your mom. har har I am funny ps gay thread fagets I hope you all choke and die.
May 14, 200816 yr some chick could sing the national anthem while giving head. some dude was like "NO WAY!!!" she said he had to close his eyes while she did it. so she gave him head and was singing the national anthem. hes like WTF? he opened his eyes and saw a glass eyeball laying on the table WTF???!?! hes like wtf
May 14, 200816 yr some chick could sing the national anthem while giving head. some dude was like "NO WAY!!!" she said he had to close his eyes while she did it. so she gave him head and was singing the national anthem. hes like WTF? he opened his eyes and saw a glass eyeball laying on the table WTF???!?! hes like wtf You would think the eyelashes would send off some kind of warning flag... "I don't remember this bitch having a mustache...."
May 15, 200816 yr What's the difference between your mother and a full grown horse? I don't feast on the horse's intestines after I rape it.
May 15, 200816 yr some chick could sing the national anthem while giving head. some dude was like "NO WAY!!!" she said he had to close his eyes while she did it. so she gave him head and was singing the national anthem. hes like WTF? he opened his eyes and saw a glass eyeball laying on the table WTF???!?! hes like wtf I get your joke but it's retarded as hell. Burn in hell faggot and die.
May 15, 200816 yr A truck driving is driving down the road, when he sees two black guys with a broken-down bicycle. It's starting to rain so he pulls over to offer a ride. "Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us we needs a ride." Ok, says the truck driver, but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer. I also have a whole load of bowling balls in the back, so you'll have to squeeze in. A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out "emergency! seal off the area" the other trooper comes running to see what's the problem. "he got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen a bike!!!
May 16, 200816 yr SupYouFool;562835']A truck driving is driving down the road, when he sees two black guys with a broken-down bicycle. It's starting to rain so he pulls over to offer a ride. "Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us we needs a ride." Ok, says the truck driver, but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer. I also have a whole load of bowling balls in the back, so you'll have to squeeze in. A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out "emergency! seal off the area" the other trooper comes running to see what's the problem. "he got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen a bike!!! hghahahaha fucking rifk
May 16, 200816 yr hghahahaha fucking rifk ok its time for me to step forth. I am Shantt and i REALLY dislike this new American kid i hope he dies
May 16, 200816 yr SupYouFool;562835']A truck driving is driving down the road' date=' [/quote'] Trucks don't drive down the road.. people drive trucks down the road. This joke is illogical therefore not funny.
May 16, 200816 yr ok its time for me to step forth. I am Shantt and i REALLY dislike this new American kid i hope he dies lol you're raged and i'm not even trolling
May 16, 200816 yr lol you're raged and i'm not even trolling yes i am raged. very raged about how you overuse every single phrase.
May 16, 200816 yr how do you fit 3 million jews into a volts wagon 2 in the front 3 in the back and the rest in the ashtray :naughty:
