Posted May 12, 200816 yr So I have this co-worker in the IT department, old retired military guy, very set in his ways and his patterns. He knows what he likes and perfers to follow the same patterns each day, change rages him. One of his patterns is every day he goes to the vending machine and buys these little snack chips, he loves these things more then anything and every day counts on them being there as his morning snack. So this morning I got into work before him and went to the vending machine, where I proceeded to feed it dollars and buy all of these snack chip things he loves so dearly. Wasted about 10 dollars, and then put them all in my desk drawer. So 10am hits and he gets up from his desk as per his normal schedule and heads to the breakroom. He returns about a minute later empty handed and bitching that the machine was out of the snacks he likes so much and how it was pretty much full on friday. He continues to bitch about it the rest of the morning about how he cannot understand how all those snacks could disappear over the weekend since no one is here and how much sense this doesn't make. Then he comes up with this theory that the chips might of got recalled and the vendor had to take them out for this reason. So he spends hours on the internet trying to find out if there was a recall and ends up calling the company who makes the chips to ask them. Then he calls the vending machine company to ask them after the chip company told him there was no recall. Made for an amusing morning.
May 12, 200816 yr is it bad that this story made me awfully hungry? i rifked though at the thought of the old man raged.
May 12, 200816 yr whatever it takes to make it through the day. stealing mugs full of writing utensils gets the job done for me
May 12, 200816 yr pussy. if you were a real man you would've thrown them at the floor in front of him and stomped the shit out of them
May 12, 200816 yr pussy. if you were a real man you would've thrown them at the floor in front of him and stomped the shit out of them now that would have been badass. <3 man love for you landser
May 12, 200816 yr rifk, you should have pulled out a bag and started eating it at your desk in front of him.
May 12, 200816 yr SourceX;562559']rifk' date=' you should have pulled out a bag and started eating it at your desk in front of him.[/quote'] just what i was thinking.
May 13, 200816 yr SourceX;562559']rifk' date=' you should have pulled out a bag and started eating it at your desk in front of him.[/quote'] exactly, then when there's only like 1 chip left offer it to him and accidentally drop it on the floor.:lmfao:
May 13, 200816 yr all these newbs dont understand the subtle buildup before rage. Omp could pull out the chips and eaten them, guy would have been raged for a few days, but instead omp will continue to fuck with this mans patterns until the guy goes bat shit insane, which by the looks of it isn't far away.
May 13, 200816 yr SourceX;562559']rifk' date=' you should have pulled out a bag and started eating it at your desk in front of him.[/quote'] .
May 13, 200816 yr just what i was thinking. Yea, was thinking that as well... He'd wonder how you'd be eating those all day, and how you got so many. :P
May 13, 200816 yr Nice work!. Reminds me of when I was a trainee communication technichian (10 years ago). My supervisor was a complete moron and I would continualy fuck with his mind. The things I did to him. 1)When he went to his lunch brake I shared his C: drive. Then like once a week I would delete a shortcut from his desktop. He would yell at his computer, bang on the keyboard and would sometimes call down the senior IT technician to look at his PC. Needless to say, the tech would find nothing wroung with the computer and the tech just assumed it was user error. So after about 3 months of complaining he got his pc formated and I left it at that. 2)The guy I was being trainned by was mentaly unbalanced. I asked him to urinate behind my supervisor desk....... so he did. His office area smelt like piss from that point onwards. Because his office area was in a warehouse, it was never cleaned. 3)I would continualy remove the staples from his stapler. For some reason this would really piss him off. He had no idea that I was behind this. As time went on, I stopped carring if he new it was me or not. One day when I was going through his stuff looking for something to mess with and I found this book with my name on it. I opened it and I noticed that it was a diary about 1/4 of the shit that I had done to him. It made me laugh so much that I photocopied it and passed it around the office. I no longer do Real Life Rages as I believe they can be dangerous. I was 18 at the time and young and foolish. Edited May 13, 200816 yr by [n45]Nostromo
May 13, 200816 yr SourceX;562559']rifk' date=' you should have pulled out a bag and started eating it at your desk in front of him.[/quote'] i was thinking the same thing
May 13, 200816 yr Daedalus;562690']Jew version: Sell them back to him for 3 times the price. then make something up like "he killed 5'000 jews i don't even know but they were jews and so am i so he's gotta pay me millions of dollars" (your version is only ½ jewish)
May 16, 200816 yr When someone takes YOUR snack chips when you're 70, you'll know better than to bitch.
May 16, 200816 yr Azide;562918']When someone takes YOUR snack chips when you're 70' date=' you'll know better than to bitch.[/quote'] Noooope, OMP won't make it to 70. Edited May 16, 200816 yr by [myg0t]sp0rky
May 16, 200816 yr sp0rky;562960']Noooope' date=' OMP won't make it to 70.[/color'] rename yourself back to sp0rk or i'll kick your homosexual hentai-loving ass out of myg0t. Edited May 16, 200816 yr by [myg0t]sp0rky
May 16, 200816 yr rename yourself back to sp0rk or i'll kick your homosexual hentai-loving ass out of myg0t. You wish buddy. Bring it on.
