Posted May 18, 200816 yr When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing ******* for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Edited May 18, 200816 yr by Myriad
May 18, 200816 yr Chuck norris is a faggot. I went back in time to 2004, and this still wasn't funny.
May 18, 200816 yr Quote SupYouFool;563207']Chuck norris is a faggot. I went back in time to 2004' date=' and this still wasn't funny.[/quote'] chuck wont be happy :confused:
May 19, 200816 yr Quote SupYouFool;563207']Chuck norris is a faggot. I went back in time to 2004' date=' and this still wasn't funny.[/quote'] youre so cool and awesome
May 19, 200816 yr Steven Seagal is better. http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/steven_seagal/fotos/1913/steven_seagal.jpg
May 19, 200816 yr chuck norris was in texas ranger, which was pretty good, but that's all. those jokes are as old as dinosaurs
May 19, 200816 yr CP-Oskar said: Unlike some of you motherfuckers. STFU ARAB FAGGOT GET OUT BEFORE WE NUKE YOUR INFIDEL HARBORING COUNTRY
May 19, 200816 yr chuck norris is done..everyone knows its all about Athene now http://youtube.com/watch?v=cLYrFR9RT_U so bow down faggots
May 19, 200816 yr teh_ownerer said: chuck norris is done..everyone knows its all about Athene now http://youtube.com/watch?v=cLYrFR9RT_U so bow down faggots go back to world of warcraft fgt
May 20, 200816 yr teh_ownerer said: chuck norris is done..everyone knows its all about Athene now http://youtube.com/watch?v=cLYrFR9RT_U so bow down faggots You're a faggot for idolizing a video gamer that does nothing with his life, besides making pointless youtube videos.
May 20, 200816 yr Quote SupYouFool;563207']Chuck norris is a faggot. I went back in time to 2004' date=' and this still wasn't funny.[/quote'] x22222222222222222
