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Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, the internets attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "IRC" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.

http://members.shaw.ca/david.p.z.888/star_wars/pics/chewbacca.jpg

 

Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor.

 

Now think about it; that does not make sense!

 

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?

 

That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case?

 

Nothing.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case!

 

It does not make sense!

 

Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major interweb company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca!

 

Does that make sense?

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense!

 

None of this makes sense!

 

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation(I don't listen to hiphop), does it make sense?

 

No!

 

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!

 

Look at the silly monkey.

http://www.primatestore.com/uranfinger.jpg

I know it all. Star Wars, Star Trek, Life... what ever little else in the middle of those.

 

But there's not much else...

sideways;564314']DCC SEND LOL.INTERNET.USER.PIF.VBS.JS.DLL.XLS.EXE

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01[08:59] <notknobjockey> someone remove my ban from my main nick

03[08:59] * [myg0t]s0beit sets mode: -b *!*@*.internet.com

[08:59] <%[myg0t]s0beit> stfu

last time I was on #myg0t or the irc server

Anyone want to tell me whats up.

01[08:59] <notknobjockey> someone remove my ban from my main nick

03[08:59] * [myg0t]s0beit sets mode: -b *!*@*.internet.com

[08:59] <%[myg0t]s0beit> stfu

last time I was on #myg0t or the irc server

Anyone want to tell me whats up.

 

cleveland is the city that we come from, and i show them hoes out of the club that thugs don't run from none

follow rip one on one and definitely got me back

and i'm throwin up st. clair thugsta with or without my gat

forever be ready to pull out my murderin' tools, east 99 style, fool, me put it in mind on murderin you, follow whatever me murderous trues

 

yuo irc is broken

for good

stop trying

LOL WAHT

LOL ON MIRC WE DO THAT AND CADAVER GETS KICKED OFF THE INTERBUTTS.

focusd;567088']LOL ON MIRC WE DO THAT AND CADAVER GETS KICKED OFF THE INTERBUTTS.

 

that's not very nice :tear:

Myriad;566186']I know it all. Star Wars, Star Trek, Life... what ever little else in the middle of those.

 

But there's not much else...

 

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