Fuck it. I bathe my fucking cat in Selsun Blue and Head and Shoulders and the bitch still sheds little white dead skin flakes all over the goddamn house and makes me sneeze.

 

Thoughts?

sell your cat

 

edit: also, a "bitch" is a female dog.

inb4batheitinacid

inb4batheitinacid

 

good idea, thanks

inb4batheitinacid

 

FUCKER BEAT ME TO IT.

 

BATHE IT IN ACID. SHOULD CLEAR THE DANDER RIGHT UP.