Posted June 17, 200816 yr Ok so the other day I walked downstairs in the morning. My mom said "Hey you little bitch, next time when I say come down you better come down immediatley" And I said, "Excuse me, mother, but I find your immature and juvenile language rather offensive" So she got pissed and raped me. First she took off my clothes and started sucking my dick than she produced a dildo from thin air and shoved it up my ass. Than I got ready for school and went to school. At school I saw some hot girls that I wanted to fuck. So here's what I did: I sharpened a pencil REAL sharp and stabbed the teacher in the heart and she died. Then me and my friends produced knifes that we had stolen from the kitchen. One of my friends, Billy, was so bad-ass that he had a gun so he pointed it at everyone. One boy blocked the door so the kids couldn't get out. Then we said "If anyone moves or screams or tries to get away we'll kill you and pop a cap in yo ass, bitches". I told everyone to jump out the window and die. They did because I had previously injected them with drugs. Except the girls I wanted to fuck. I took their clothes off and tied them up. Then I fucked them. I took my penis out of my pants. I was proud of it because I was only 9 and it was 13.5 inches long, effectively making it the biggest in the class and bigger than the teacher's dicks too (And I know that for a fact ) I put my penis in one girls vagina. She was really tight and my dick was so big it only fit half way into her. So I pushed REALLY hard and it came out her ass. LOTS of blood gushed out, onto the floor. My friend ate the blood and got a boner because he's screwed up. Then I came so hard it hit the back wall. "OK, who's next!" I shouted! All the girls wanted me to fuck them, so I did. Then, the seriousness of what I had just done hit me. So I ran away from school, making sure I didn't get caught. My friends also came. I figured I might look a wee bit conspicuous, what with all the blood and come on my and dead people in da classroom. So I was lucky to escape with my LIFE! I quickly dashed to the local McDonalds and ordered a burger and smeared it all over me so I would be bloody anyways and it wouldn't look too odd. My friends did that too. Then we ate some chicken McNuggets because we like the way they taste!!! Then, I realized: I had forgotten to put my clothes on! Here I was, in the middle of the street, covered in blood and hamburger juice, naked. My friends were luckier because they had remembered their clothing. "Oh, shit!" I thought. Then the server lady ran out of McDonalds. "WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING! NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE NOT TO MENTION NO PANTS OR UNDERPANTS!" So she started kicking me and punching me and raping me and I was like "Oh shit, this ain't all that good" But then my friend shot her and my other friend had sex with the corpse and listened to Cannibal Corpse on his iPod. Then we went to my house and hid under the bed. That was the scariest, most embarassing moment of my life!!!!! Then I cleane dup, sent myf riends home, and continued with my day-2-day life. No-one ever found out. I was quite lucky, because if they had used forensics I would've been screwed.
June 17, 200816 yr Ok so the other day I walked downstairs in the morning. My mom said "Hey you little bitch, next time when I say come down you better come down immediatley" And I said, "Excuse me, mother, but I find your immature and juvenile language rather offensive" So she got pissed and raped me. First she took off my clothes and started sucking my dick than she produced a dildo from thin air and shoved it up my ass. Than I got ready for school and went to school. At school I saw some hot girls that I wanted to fuck. So here's what I did: I sharpened a pencil REAL sharp and stabbed the teacher in the heart and she died. Then me and my friends produced knifes that we had stolen from the kitchen. One of my friends, Billy, was so bad-ass that he had a gun so he pointed it at everyone. One boy blocked the door so the kids couldn't get out. Then we said "If anyone moves or screams or tries to get away we'll kill you and pop a cap in yo ass, bitches". I told everyone to jump out the window and die. They did because I had previously injected them with drugs. Except the girls I wanted to fuck. I took their clothes off and tied them up. Then I fucked them. I took my penis out of my pants. I was proud of it because I was only 9 and it was 13.5 inches long, effectively making it the biggest in the class and bigger than the teacher's dicks too (And I know that for a fact ) I put my penis in one girls vagina. She was really tight and my dick was so big it only fit half way into her. So I pushed REALLY hard and it came out her ass. LOTS of blood gushed out, onto the floor. My friend ate the blood and got a boner because he's screwed up. Then I came so hard it hit the back wall. "OK, who's next!" I shouted! All the girls wanted me to fuck them, so I did. Then, the seriousness of what I had just done hit me. So I ran away from school, making sure I didn't get caught. My friends also came. I figured I might look a wee bit conspicuous, what with all the blood and come on my and dead people in da classroom. So I was lucky to escape with my LIFE! I quickly dashed to the local McDonalds and ordered a burger and smeared it all over me so I would be bloody anyways and it wouldn't look too odd. My friends did that too. Then we ate some chicken McNuggets because we like the way they taste!!! Then, I realized: I had forgotten to put my clothes on! Here I was, in the middle of the street, covered in blood and hamburger juice, naked. My friends were luckier because they had remembered their clothing. "Oh, shit!" I thought. Then the server lady ran out of McDonalds. "WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING! NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE NOT TO MENTION NO PANTS OR UNDERPANTS!" So she started kicking me and punching me and raping me and I was like "Oh shit, this ain't all that good" But then my friend shot her and my other friend had sex with the corpse and listened to Cannibal Corpse on his iPod. Then we went to my house and hid under the bed. That was the scariest, most embarassing moment of my life!!!!! Then I cleane dup, sent myf riends home, and continued with my day-2-day life. No-one ever found out. I was quite lucky, because if they had used forensics I would've been screwed. UNFUNNY TROLL IS UNFUNNY!
June 17, 200816 yr http://stories.xnxx.com/story/12369/Having_Sex_with_Lots_of_People_(parts_1-5) lol
June 17, 200816 yr UNFUNNY TROLL IS UNFUNNY! read the first couple of lines, gay tl;dr anyway m3n don't say things from 4chan
June 17, 200816 yr I read up to the word rape, then realized that the story was going nowhere. Congratulations on making a meaningless thread and getting me to reply.
