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I'm going to start making this HOW TO RAGE threads, where you will be able to learn how to rage like a true myg0t, I will start off with one of the most popular games to rage right now, TEAM FORTRESS 2.

 

 

So you wondering, How can I piss this people off, well in my experience, tf 1.5 was way easier to rage then tf2, and some of the old tricks dont work anymore, but some due, here are a few off them

 

 

 

SNIPER VIEW RAGE

 

this is really simple you find a sniper in your team, follow him until he starts sniping,

 

http://i26.tinypic.com/od4jn.jpg

 

then you just start going in front of him and block his view of sniping, this snipers will get pissed of easily, after a few shots fired to nowhere

 

http://i29.tinypic.com/4kbj4p.jpg HE WILL START ATTACKING YOU WITH HIS SWORD OR START CUSSING YOU OUT, ARE YOU HAPPY? YOU RAGED HIM!

 

take it to the next level and get him killed

 

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2mdgr5z&s=3

ownd!

 

 

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FLAG TOSS = at least 2 people

 

Yes flag toss still works, and this is myg0t is notorious for there raids and team work,

 

you will need another player to help you rage on your team, and you have to pull of getting the other teams flag, lets say your good player and you got the other teams flag, good job, go somewhere safe, like downstairs in the flag room, dont get to close to the flag or you will capture it and do it all over again, and also dont go to respawn, you will drop the flag automically

 

 

next thing stand next to your friend, and start pressing C to throw the flag to your friend, now you will hear " YOUR TEAM DROP THE FLAG" then he will pick it up and it will say "YOUR TEAM PICKED UP THE FLAG" now have your friend return your favor, and throw the flag back to you, continue doing this until you have half of the team coming downstairs to see WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, and everyone in the server will hear this flag toss and is super annoying, problay worse then VOICE ANNOY scripts

 

 

SENTRY RESPAWN SPAM 4-8 people

For this you need bunch of people, get them all to be engineer and start building teleporters, sentrys and dispensers right in front of the respawn, everyone will see what dumbasses you are and what a waste of a sentrys you guys doing, and start compling about the retarded enginerrs they have in there team!

 

 

TELEPORTERS RAGE - 1person

 

Build a teleporter where the snipers are, usual they dont look whats behind them when they are sniping, and if you watch them and see where they are stepping, you can build a entry teleporter right in there path, sooner or later they will step on the teleporter and get spawned away to wherever you put the exit telei, preferably far away from the entry (intel room) This takes some time to get used too but works great "SOMETIMES" in dustbowl, you can build a telei wherever your team happens to respawn, and put the exit teleporter alll the way in the back where you start off when the round beginngs! ULTRA RAGE

 

SPAWN RAGE - 1person

 

you can still spam the shit out of servers, without getting auto banned, all you have to do is open your console and type

 

BIND f1 "say http://www.myg0t.com raging you in realtime" and press enter, now everytime you press f1, you will spam that message once, give atleast 2 seconds before pressing it again, or you might get banned.

 

 

DANCING - 1 - 4 people

you can rage a few people by dancing, you can move ur mouse up and down and it looks really funny, do 360s really fast, hilarious, then put on your VOICEANNOY script and dance to a song your spaming, FUNNYY then you will start noticing people paying attention to your dancing, and if your really good, you will have people joining you to the dance, pyros firing there shit to random places, OMFG HILARIOUS, then after a while you'll notice half of the team, watching you idiots doing dance moves, and complaining about how they have 6 -8 people in there team in respawn or whever you are dancing like idiots and not doing anything RIFK!!!!

 

 

FAKE SPY RAGE

You can pretend to be a enemy spy, by hanging out in shady places, like in a corner, people check for spys by shooting them, asoones you see one of your people shooting you to check if your a spy or not, you start running away, dont shoot or else they'll know your not a spy, so start running have him chase you cuss he knows that your shady behavior must mean your a ENEMY SPY???!!!! you can have this guy chasing you around for a good while until he comes really close to you and relaizes your not a spy, RAGE

 

 

 

this are the basic methods to rage tf2 without scripts or hacks, (besides voice annoy for dancing)

if you practice a littel, you can master this ways, and become a rage master, and make a really nice colleage for myg0t forums!!! while doing this shit you will notice new ways you can rage people, such as getting people stuck with teleis, but i cant tell you al my secerts....

 

 

ANYWAYS THAT CONCLUDES BASIC TF2 RAGING

me and sideways have been speed hacking on 2fort lately, getting the enemy intelligence and bringing it back to your base in like 1 minute. works best as a spy, since theres usually sentry's and shit near the intel rooms (dont forget about the electro sapper too, always handy).
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Neko;569426']me and sideways have been speed hacking on 2fort lately' date=' getting the enemy intelligence and bringing it back to your base in like 1 minute. works best as a spy, since theres usually sentry's and shit near the intel rooms (dont forget about the electro sapper too, always handy).[/quote']

 

it worked for the free weekend, waiting on a man named wav to release EA tf2

 

 

for the sniper view rage i like to do it as a pyro lol, blow fire in his face

 

i really like the flag toss idea lol im gonna try that

Edited by [myg0t]sideways

some other techniques I HAVE INVENTED

 

1 or more ppl teleporters

 

put an entrance behind other engineers sentry and exit far away. also good to put ashock spray facing the exit.

 

 

my favourite thing at least 2 people:

 

1 is spy on blue other is red medic. need communications over ventrillo or somehow. basically red medic heals spy under disguise, spy saps red teams enginer stuff. especially funny when u uber the spy

For the sniper view block, it would probably be best to be a pyro and use your flame to obscure his view in case he tries to move away. Or be a heavy and use your fat ass to block his view.

 

Also, a fun thing to do but it is difficult is to get a teleporter into the enemy flag room, get another engineer to build a teleporter from the enemy flag room back to your base and build lots of sentrys in their flag room. They will never be able to cap the flag. Loads of fun will ensue if alltalk is on.

You can also build teleporters in the way of camping Snipers who strafe side to side constantly. You usually find these guys on the battlements on 2fort.

 

You can build tele traps if you find a surface that allows you to build an entrance on top of an exit, like stairs or raised edging on the bottom of a wall.

  izawa said:
You can also build teleporters in the way of camping Snipers who strafe side to side constantly. You usually find these guys on the battlements on 2fort.

 

You can build tele traps if you find a surface that allows you to build an entrance on top of an exit, like stairs or raised edging on the bottom of a wall.

Only problem with that is that if you don't build it in a perfect spot, enemy snipers will be sure to take it out. So you gotta build it in the perfect spot.

There's a fun glitch that can lag players and crash servers. On certain walls/corners and such you can take your flaregun, push up against the wall, look perpendicular to it (or turn to the left so that your flaregun is closer to the wall), aim a bit low, and fire, embedding the flare projectile into the wall for the remainder of that round.

 

You can create decorative although horribly laggy patterns if you do it enough times. Someone managed to crash a server by spamming it all round during a pretty long and stale game, but the fps lag succeeds in pissing off a lot of people.

 

This doesn't work on all walls though. For example there's certain walls in spawns that you can't get close enough to, or rocky walls that are irregular. Your model can't get close enough to those to glitch the projectile into the wall.

 

Tried it yesterday, worked fine.

I go spy and rapidly hit 'last disguise' while knifing so I am basically a gray blur, then run in front of snipers. They can't see anything.

 

Also, create teleporters going to your bases intel.

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Daedalus;569766']There's a fun glitch that can lag players and crash servers. On certain walls/corners and such you can take your flaregun' date=' push up against the wall, look perpendicular to it (or turn to the left so that your flaregun is closer to the wall), aim a bit low, and fire, embedding the flare projectile into the wall for the remainder of that round.

 

You can create decorative although horribly laggy patterns if you do it enough times. Someone managed to crash a server by spamming it all round during a pretty long and stale game, but the fps lag succeeds in pissing off a lot of people.

 

This doesn't work on all walls though. For example there's certain walls in spawns that you can't get close enough to, or rocky walls that are irregular. Your model can't get close enough to those to glitch the projectile into the wall.

 

Tried it yesterday, worked fine.

Wow, that's awesome. Wonder how long it'll be before they patch that.
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Daedalus;569766']There's a fun glitch that can lag players and crash servers. On certain walls/corners and such you can take your flaregun' date=' push up against the wall, look perpendicular to it (or turn to the left so that your flaregun is closer to the wall), aim a bit low, and fire, embedding the flare projectile into the wall for the remainder of that round.

 

You can create decorative although horribly laggy patterns if you do it enough times. Someone managed to crash a server by spamming it all round during a pretty long and stale game, but the fps lag succeeds in pissing off a lot of people.

 

This doesn't work on all walls though. For example there's certain walls in spawns that you can't get close enough to, or rocky walls that are irregular. Your model can't get close enough to those to glitch the projectile into the wall.

 

Tried it yesterday, worked fine.

 

rehost the images 4 of them dont work as of right now (maybe imageshack server errors i dunno)

 

EDIT: nevermind they work now :D

Edited by [myg0t]sideways

  • 2 weeks later...

another Teleporter kill rage

 

Blue engineer and Red Pyro or Heavy 2 fort works good

 

build a teleporter exit in the enemy's part of the sewer and have the pyro/heavy guard it. then just build a teleporter entrance in a obvious spot like right next to spawn. if the pyro has the backburner it should be easy to camp the teleporter, jsut make sure you don't destroy the teleporter exit and dont stand on the teleporter exit or you will actually get tele-fragged.

Here's one to do with some friends, it's called the money dance. Get some of your friends to be spy and take out your disguise kit and look up while crouched and just walk around. Looks pretty funny and gets people mad if they are very serious players.

 

  Astral said:
some other techniques I HAVE INVENTED

 

1 or more ppl teleporters

 

put an entrance behind other engineers sentry and exit far away. also good to put ashock spray facing the exit.

 

 

my favourite thing at least 2 people:

 

1 is spy on blue other is red medic. need communications over ventrillo or somehow. basically red medic heals spy under disguise, spy saps red teams enginer stuff. especially funny when u uber the spy

 

You didn't invent those. I've seen those way before you posted.

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