Posted June 30, 200816 yr you have a boner and you sneeze and it feels like your penis head is going to explode :( that sucks :(
June 30, 200816 yr Psh that's nothing, this is what happened to my friend over the course of a week http://tunteella.xerc.biz/dump.viewfile.php?file=00014912.jpg
June 30, 200816 yr It also sucks when you're at a party and you're on a chair and you move your leg and it sounds like you farted so everyone gets a bit quiet and you try to do it like 10 times again to prove it wasn't a fart but you cant make the noise again
June 30, 200816 yr ^^^ That happened to me in class a couple years ago when my chair squeaked really loudly when I sat down. About 60 people all around me hear it and turned around, and a lot were laughing. I tried to demonstrate that it was the chair, no dice. I was lucky it was the one class I had that didn't have a lot of cuties in it, plus I had just started going out with my current girlfriend so it didn't matter too much, but it still sucked.
June 30, 200816 yr It also sucks when you're at a party and you're on a chair and you move your leg and it sounds like you farted so everyone gets a bit quiet and you try to do it like 10 times again to prove it wasn't a fart but you cant make the noise again rofl crazy how I have done that exact same thing before
July 1, 200816 yr Jedi Pimp;571148']You know what sucks is when you've spent the last half hour taking a shit squeezing your ass like a cake decorator to get the the last drop of shit out of your ass' date=' then you wipe and stand up to leave only to have new shit fill up your colon and have to sit back down to shit some more, and you've lost like 10 lbs from sweating so much.[/size'] Happens to me all the time D:
July 1, 200816 yr Jedi Pimp;571148']You know what sucks is when you've spent the last half hour taking a shit squeezing your ass like a cake decorator to get the the last drop of shit out of your ass' date=' then you wipe and stand up to leave only to have new shit fill up your colon and have to sit back down to shit some more, and you've lost like 10 lbs from sweating so much.[/size'] that does fucking suck....happens whenever i eat anything fast food or fucking PizzaHut....i swear there poisoning me when i eat there..:ugh:
July 2, 200816 yr you know it sucks is when you take a shit but it has acid in it and it burns your asshole when you go to wipe and you ran out of toilet paper and you wipe your ass with diaper wipes and it burns even more and then you go to sit down and your asshole hurts
July 2, 200816 yr I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN I TAKE A GIANT SHIT AND THE SHIT AT THE END TURNS INTO A TURTLE SHIT EFFECT. THE SHIT AT THE END DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH PRESSURE SO, YOU SIT THERE AND PUSH AS HARD AS YOU CAN BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO CUT IT OFF TOO SOON OR THE REST OF YOUR SHIT GOES BACK IN. SO YOU SIT THERE WITH YOUR SHIT GOING IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT LIKE A TURTLES HEAD GOING IN AND OUT OF IT'S SHELL. AND THEN YOU HAVE WHAT JEDI PIMP SAID. 10 MINUTES LATER YOUR COLON SAYS "SUP NIGGA, IT'S TIME TO TAKE ANOTHER GIANT, NUCLEAR, THERMITE, LIGHTNING, GREEN SHREDDED WHEAT DUMP AGAIN."
July 2, 200816 yr BUTT_PLUG;571334']I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN I TAKE A GIANT SHIT AND THE SHIT AT THE END TURNS INTO A TURTLE SHIT EFFECT. THE SHIT AT THE END DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH PRESSURE SO, YOU SIT THERE AND PUSH AS HARD AS YOU CAN BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO CUT IT OFF TOO SOON OR THE REST OF YOUR SHIT GOES BACK IN. SO YOU SIT THERE WITH YOUR SHIT GOING IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT LIKE A TURTLES HEAD GOING IN AND OUT OF IT'S SHELL. AND THEN YOU HAVE WHAT JEDI PIMP SAID. 10 MINUTES LATER YOUR COLON SAYS "SUP NIGGA, IT'S TIME TO TAKE ANOTHER GIANT, NUCLEAR, THERMITE, LIGHTNING, GREEN SHREDDED WHEAT DUMP AGAIN." And its 100 times worse when you have to do it in a hurry
