Posted May 13, 200420 yr ok... everyone tell us a story about bsly use ur imagination if you have too most creative story wins a $$$$cash$$$ prize
May 13, 200420 yr there was a fag named bsly he sucked cock and baked a fag cake with his own feces to get into myg0t he was kicked out two weeks later for being the fag that he is he was too stupid to realize that nobody likes him so he continues to hang around like a barnacle and lick hairy ballsack
May 14, 200420 yr I walked down the street and heard a girly screech from behind the bushes. As I stood, puzzled beyond belief, I saw bsly giving a tranny a rimjob. He looked at me and says, "IM A FAGGOT ROOFIRKFIRKF". THE END
May 14, 200420 yr Rain drops dripped off bsly's wet hair as he waited anxiously for his mother to pick him up from the local bakery, he studied hard that day, his master Lip Quan Long Dong MASTER OF BAKING showed him some new neat tips and bsly KNEW he would be accepted into the myg0t community if he put these tricks of the trade into play. His mother arrived and bsly ranted for what seemed like hours about the new things he learnt, "OH MOTHER I LOVE BAKING CAKES" Bsly cried out. BANG! The front door of the house clashed hitting the wall as bsly ran in to gather ingredients needed for the ultimate cake. A green sky was brewing as bsly started to mix the cake mix, "Hmmm it needs somethiing...AHA!, human blood for the sacrifice to summon the final cake spirit" Bsly grinned as he looked towards his sleeping mother. He snuck up on her and slowly slit her finger with a sharp cake mixing trowl, the blood dripping slowly into the cake mix, bsly got up and started mixing the cake mix "ERZZCRACCCK" Lightning and thunder commenced as bsly got more fierce mixing the cake, "MUAHAHAHAHA I HAVE DONE IT THE CAKE SPIRIT IS MINE, TAKE MY HAND AS YOURS CAKER SPIRIT I AM ONE WITH YOU MUAHAHAHAH". Bsly placed the mix in the oven and set it to the appropriate baking temperatures as specified by Lip Quan Long Dong. "DING" hours later the oven had reached the time limit, bsly shuddered as he felt a surge of power run through-out his body, he grabbed his digital camera and ran to the kitchen. The oven door creeked slowly as bsly pulled it down to reveal a cake with the words "AMARRI UNGA LAPERUNG" Which roughly translated to "myg0t owns me". Bsly tasted the fine piece of art and almost wet his pants, the fine chocolate and cream made his brain tick over with thoughts of sexual intercourse with the cake, he knew it wouldn't be long before he was unable to resists its charm. Snapping away pictures bsly took his last mouthful, he placed his finger in his mouth and wiped some cream of his teeth and continued to place his creamed finger on his cock and started to stroke it and fuck the remains of the half eaten cake. That night a thread appeared on the myg0t.net forums "My cake for myg0t", it shall forever live in the hearts of the communitys members and tears of laughter will mark that young man bslys reputation..forever. I Hope I have opened your eyes to the forces which cake baking can summon, I hope no one ever releases it's power again, GOODNIGHT BSLY. :tear: THAT WAS BUEATIFUL, I APLAUD YOU SIR.
May 14, 200420 yr bsly gets pinned down by a bunch of people and gets 'I AM GAY' written on his chest in permanent felt with a penis by his belly button. oh yeah, true story.
May 14, 200420 yr actully, it was Vashie who baked the cake with his own fecies and later admitted to it
May 14, 200420 yr MAKONG']actully' date=' it was Vashie who baked the cake with his own fecies and later admitted to it[/quote'] WTF IM NOT THE CAKE BAK3R :rl:
May 14, 200420 yr obsession']i was away when bsly made the cake and neber seen the pics someone post please Yes please post the pics, he must have made the cake before I came to myg0t.
