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[+[myg0t]MAKONG]: everyone

[+[myg0t]MAKONG]: i have my friend's grandma's screenname

[+[myg0t]MAKONG]: for AIM

[+[myg0t]MAKONG]: its

[+[myg0t]MAKONG]: <[myg0t]sp0rk> IVE LOST MY MARBLES

[+[myg0t]MAKONG]: err

[+[myg0t]MAKONG]: Charis48MF

 

 

if anyone else got funny irc quotes from g0ts or watever post them k

read my sig

« RageAgainsttheAmish » i need a blow job

« Spinal » no leave

« Spinal » you cant talk here

« RageAgainsttheAmish » not until i get my blow job

« Spinal » leave

« Spinal » now

« RageAgainsttheAmish » not until i get my blow job!

« Spinal » you are useless and no one will blow you

« Spinal » and a blow job is an oxy moron cuse girls dont blow unless they want to kill you

« Od1um » no

« Od1um » oxy moron is a thing where words dont go together

« Od1um » not when they mean

« Od1um » blow job is oral sex with penises

« Od1um » blow and job

« Spinal » but they dont blow

« Od1um » expelling air and something you work

«+ NWA » but its not an oxymoron

« Spinal » it hurts like a mother when they do

«+ NWA » but its not an oxymoron

« Spinal » so

«+ NWA » because oxymorons have to do with the words

«+ NWA » there is no SUCKING COCK in blowjob

«+ NWA » so its not an oxymoron

«+ NWA » so stfu

« Spinal » so what is it called then smart ass

«+ NWA » its called a figure of speech

« Spinal » when they contradict meanings?

«+ NWA » they dont contradict

«+ NWA » idiot

« Spinal » they do

«+ NWA » no they dont

« Spinal » cause they dont blow

«+ NWA » WHERE DO THE WORDS BLOW AND JOB CONTRADICT

«+ NWA » PLEASE TELL ME

« Spinal » I SAID MEANING

« Spinal » of the word

« Spinal » BLOWJOB

« Od1um » THEN ITS NOT AN OXYMORON

« Od1um » DUMBFUCK

«+ NWA » IDIOT

« Spinal » THEN WHATS IT CALLLED

«+ NWA » FOR IT TO BE AN OXYMORON THE TWO WORDS HAVE TO CONTRADICT

«+ NWA » ITS CALLED A FIGURE OF SPEECH

« Spinal » BUT THEY CONTRADICT

«+ NWA » NO THEY DONT

«+ NWA » spinal

« Spinal » YES THEY DO CAUSE BLOWING HURTS

«+ NWA » please tell me where blow and job contradict

«+ NWA » if you cant tell me where then shut face

« RageAgainsttheAmish » godamnit WILL SOMEONE JUST PLEASE SUCK ON MY DICK

« RageAgainsttheAmish » OMG

[ 08:47 ] ¥ [![myg0t]t0y Joins #myg0t¡ ([email protected])]

[ 08:47 ] ¥ [ChanServ Mode(+v)[myg0t]t0y]

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< gay

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< lol

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< ya

[ 08:47 ] >+NWA< t0y is having sex with a whale

[ 08:47 ] >+NWA< rofl

[ 08:47 ] >+NWA< still so funny

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< rifk

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< ¥ [![myg0t]t0y Joins #myg0t

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< >%[myg0t]j0r< gay

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< YES!

[ 08:47 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< yea yea whatever

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< SHE IS 14 IN WHALE YEARS NWA

[ 08:47 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< hahaha

[ 08:47 ] >+NWA< rofl

[ 08:47 ] >+NWA< what are dog years?

[ 08:48 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< its my life i do what i want

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< 7:1?

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< rifk

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< prolly

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< you fuck 8 year olds?

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< whales are about 500x as massive as dogs

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< so

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< that owuld make it

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< 3500:1

[ 08:48 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< lol [m¥g0t]t0¥

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< shit

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< rifk

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< haha

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< t0y

[ 08:48 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< gotta get those yen in there

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< thats like

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< inside the womb

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< ./nick [myg0t]s0y NOW!

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< ./nick [myg0t]s0y NOW!

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< no wonder your bitch is so fat

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< no wonder your bitch is so fat

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< no wonder your bitch is so fat

[ 08:48 ] >+NWA< youre fucking the baby inside

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< rifk

[ 08:48 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< rofk

[ 08:48 ] ¥ [![myg0t]t0y Nick change to [myg0t]ilovehershesnotawhale¡]

 

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[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< fuck that

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< you think thats funny?

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< lol

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< yes

[ 08:53 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< yes

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< im not raged :o

[ 08:53 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< sure

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< k

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< im not

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< lol

[ 08:53 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< yer k

[ 08:53 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< t0y

[ 08:53 ] >+NWA< t0y

[ 08:53 ] >+NWA< shes fat

[ 08:53 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< why you like the fat ones

[ 08:53 ] >+NWA< but you still love her?

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< arrrr matey

[ 08:53 ] >+NWA< rof

[ 08:53 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< t0y

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< shes not fat

[ 08:53 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< shes THICK

[ 08:53 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< fat no good dude

[ 08:53 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< nah she just big boned

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< FLUFFY

[ 08:54 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< lol

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< FLUFFY

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< FLUFFY

[ 08:54 ] >+NWA< rofl

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< thats bad

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< nah she just big boned

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< hahaha

[ 08:54 ] >+NWA< SHE IS SHADE ON A SUMMERS DAY

[ 08:54 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< sigh...

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< j0r is big boned

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< (+[myg0t]t0y) shes THICK

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< HAHAHA

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< THICK

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< rifk

[ 08:54 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< AHAHAHAHA

[ 08:54 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< she's not fat, she's big boned

 

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[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< t0y

[ 08:58 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< oops

[ 08:58 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< lol yes

[ 08:58 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< hahahahahaha

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< already done driving miss whalecunt?=

[ 08:58 ] >+[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4< hes back

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< yeah

[ 08:58 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< sry

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< he a fast fucker

[ 08:58 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< im going back to sleep

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< RFLl

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< ROFL

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< RIFK

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< YES

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< DRIVING MISS WHALECUNT

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< HAHAHAH

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]sohryu< AHAHAHHAHA

[ 08:58 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< lol

[ 08:58 ] ¤ +[myg0t]t0y is back after 2m: sleeping- fua

 

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[ 09:09 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< you guys are seriously fucked up

[ 09:09 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< if i give you her sn will you stop calling her whale

[ 09:10 ] >%heklim< t0y whats her sn?

[ 09:10 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< PSYCH

[ 09:10 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< TRICKED

[ 09:10 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< AHAHAHA

[ 09:10 ] >%heklim< lol

[ 09:10 ] >+NWA< i have her sn t0y

[ 09:10 ] >+NWA< you had it in your profile

[ 09:10 ] >+NWA< on aim

[ 09:10 ] >+NWA< rofl

[ 09:10 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< i did?

[ 09:10 ] >+NWA< yes

[ 09:11 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< wtf

[ 09:11 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< you lying nwa

[ 09:12 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< her sn is prolly like Flipper or tehsexsehwhale

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< rofl

[ 09:12 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< me too

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< x0tc fx: serious?

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< USNOFME: yes

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< x0tc fx: who

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< x0tc fx: what her sn

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< USNOFME: i not tell you

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< USNOFME: i tell others

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< USNOFME: you already have it

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< x0tc fx: c'mon

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< x0tc fx: just tell me

[ 09:12 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< los angeles area

[ 09:12 ] >+NWA< i give you a hint t0y

[ 09:12 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< k

[ 09:13 ] >+NWA< the first 5 letters in the sn is

[ 09:13 ] >+NWA< WHALE

[ 09:13 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< oh shit man

[ 09:13 ] >+[myg0t]t0y< dont give it to anyone plz

 

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[ 09:31 ] >%[myg0t]parasite< yes

[ 09:31 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< I feel sorry cuz I think of all the things i throw into the ocean, one day she gonna rock up to t0ys with old shopping bag round her head

[ 09:31 ] >+NWA< rofl

[ 09:32 ] >+NWA< <whale> T0Y HELP ME I HAVE 6PACK WRAPPER THING AROUND MY GILLS

[ 09:32 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< lol

[ 09:32 ] >+NWA< MY BLOW

[ 09:32 ] >+NWA< HOLES

[ 09:32 ] >+NWA< CLOGGED

[ 09:32 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< t0y: IM GOING IN

[ 09:32 ] >+NWA< rifk

[ 09:32 ] >+NWA< t0y: THERES NO LIGHT IN HERE

[ 09:32 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< rifk

[ 09:33 ] >+NWA< <whale> HJAHA I WAS JUST KIDDING I DONT EVEN HAVE GILLS I SWALLOW YUO FAEC NOW

[ 09:33 ] >+NWA< t0y: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ 09:33 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< trixed

[ 09:33 ] >+NWA< t0y: I LOVED U

[ 09:33 ] >+NWA< rifk

[ 09:34 ] >%[myg0t]j0r< she looks like she not having fun at disneyland cuz they dont let whales on the rides, she should have gone to a water park

no the guy in the logs is not you, its the other nwa.

ownt

 

«%[myg0t]sOHRYU» i was thinking of shaving pubes

«%[myg0t]sOHRYU» and free razor

«%[myg0t]sOHRYU» came in mail today

«%[myg0t]sOHRYU» its a fucking sign

«+[myg0t]snakeyes» do it soh

«+[myg0t]snakeyes» jesus wants you to

«+[myg0t]snakeyes» who are YOU to say no to jesus

«+[myg0t]Jesus » yea really

 

 

best shit is the irc stats random one-line quote that's taken completely out of context.. those own my face

sp0rks always somehow related to molesting the little girl from donald duck

[ 11:41:17 ] {xpsmokey} someone post a good link

[ 11:41:18 ] {xpsmokey} im bored

[ 11:42:54 ] » +[myg0t]bioslippery is back after 5h56m: auto-away after 30m idle

[ 11:43:22 ] {xpsmokey} ive searched all myg0t forum

[ 11:43:24 ] » +[myg0t]Acid is back after 1d7h31m: auto-away after 30m idle

[ 11:43:26 ] {xpsmokey} raged som epubs

[ 11:43:31 ] {xpsmokey} i have nothign to do

[ 11:43:34 ] {xpsmokey} its late as hell

[ 11:48:08 ] {+[myg0t]StonedGorilla} http://www.myg0t.net

[ 11:54:43 ] « join » {[myg0t]Sohryu} {[email protected]}

[ 11:54:44 ] « mode » {ChanServ} sets {+v [myg0t]Sohryu}

[ 11:55:29 ] {+[myg0t]NWA} myg0t.net

[ 11:55:32 ] {+[myg0t]NWA} where all the faggots go at night

[ 11:55:42 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} it is teh nighttiem

[ 11:55:52 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} are you at myg0t.net mr nwa

[ 11:56:07 ] {+[myg0t]NWA} no

[ 11:56:12 ] {+[myg0t]NWA} but i wish i was

[ 11:56:13 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} lets find out

[ 11:56:19 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} What's Going On?

[ 11:56:20 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} Currently Active Users: 8 (6 members and 2 guests)

[ 11:56:20 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} Most users ever online was 863, 01-10-2004 at 09:14 PM.

[ 11:56:20 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} Alpha0, Atom1x, EoE, generalgunz, nope, [myg0t]NWA

[ 11:56:21 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} bam

[ 11:56:21 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} busted

[ 11:56:25 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} by your own logic

[ 11:56:27 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} you are a faggot

[ 11:56:44 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} if you will notice

[ 11:56:46 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} in the last line

[ 11:56:55 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} Alpha0, Atom1x, EoE, generalgunz, nope, [myg0t]NWA

[ 11:56:57 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} it clearly

[ 11:57:01 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} clearly says your name

[ 11:57:06 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} Alpha0, Atom1x, EoE, generalgunz, nope, [myg0t]NWA

[ 11:57:13 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} if you arent exactly sure

[ 11:57:18 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} !

[ 11:57:21 ] {xpsmokey} LOL

[ 11:57:30 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} stfu bitch

[ 11:57:36 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} i not laughing

[ 11:57:45 ] {xpsmokey} oh shit

[ 11:57:47 ] {xpsmokey} he is on

[ 11:58:23 ] {xpsmokey} ltr all

[ 11:58:35 ] « quit » {xpsmokey} {[email protected]} {Quit: —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 3515}

[ 11:58:50 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} almost clever

[ 11:58:53 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} almost

[ 11:59:26 ] {+[myg0t]Sohryu} oooo

HEH GUYS im going to go sit in IRC *right now* and wait for you guys to say funny stuff B] B} B] B] :coold:

(02:06) <@[myg0t]JediPimp> Q: I heard myg0t laid off all of its members and sent all raging jobs to India is this true?

(02:06) <@[myg0t]JediPimp> A: Yes, due to the increasing cost of raging, we had to make a business decision to remain viable in today's raging market. As a result of this we had to lay off the current myg0t members and replace them with cheap ragers from India. Yes, no one can understand a fucking word they are saying, but it's not like we really gave a fuck about our customers anyways.

 

:D :cryd: :bowrofl:

 

 

this ones phunnier tho

 

(02:11) <@[myg0t]JediPimp> [myg0t]sp0rk is gay

(02:11) <@[myg0t]JediPimp> Posted by OldManPeterson on 04/12/2004

(02:11) <@[myg0t]JediPimp> *

(02:11) <@[myg0t]JediPimp> [myg0t]sp0rk today offically annouced that he is gay and likes to have sex with his uncle. He said he has been this way for some time now.

(02:11) <@[myg0t]JediPimp> *

(02:12) <@[myg0t]JediPimp> ahhahahahaa

 

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