July 9, 200816 yr Author Ok I edited my original post so now hopefully it's clearer. Check it now and be amazed because I took more opiates than g0d ( just kidding tards but I did take a lot. )
July 9, 200816 yr Jedi Pimp;572759']hands down kidney stone. It starts out like you are sick to your stomach. Then you start to vomit, vomit some more, and continue to vomit for 3-4 more hours. Then you are doubled over in pain and your nutsack feels like someone is clamping down on them with a vise-grip and you got kicked in the balls at the same time. Then every time you piss your dick hurts as the kidney stone makes its way out through your urethra. If you go to the hospital you might get lucky and just get injected with a radio active dye and then x-rayed, and get some Demerol (that shit is so fucking good) . If you are unlucky you will get a micro camera catheter shoved up your pee pee hole. Then you get to carry around a little filter screen to piss through every time you go to the bathroom, so you can take your kidney stone back to the doctor to see if it is one of the reoccurring types. This is often a male comparison to giving birth. The kidney stone is a very hard sharp rock like object that basically scrapes your urethra on the way out. Does dehydration ring a bell? It's obvious you don't drink enough water if you have a kidney stone. Sometimes it may be your diet to blame or supplements you take. Mostly it's just people not drinking enough water. Anyway my worst pain I have felt is falling about 10 feet on my back onto a rock. Nothing was broken or out of place however.
July 9, 200816 yr I have never endured pain. My mother forces me to stroll around the outside world covered in protective bubble wrap.
July 9, 200816 yr not necessarily in order 1) falling off a 3 story building and landing on my feet, i popped back up and nothing was broken or torn, but i walked funny all the way home 2) some kind of gastrointestinal disease that burned the living fuck shit out of my esophagus and throat, my stomach was on fire all the fucking time (and sometimes made me writhe in pain ), it lead on to my throat getting inflamed and making it hard to swallow my food or smoke weed or cigarettes, it eventually went away on its own (recently) 3) falling off a 2-story highway they were tearing down in an attempt to stop the niggers from coming from the other side of town (yes, im fucking SERIOUS, they claim it was because gang bangers came from there but it was the nigger part of town) anyway, i broke my ankle in 3 places and ended up walking (yes, mother fucking walking) home which was blocks and blocks away i didn't see the doctor for an entire week because i didn't have medical insurance. 4) big ass scar on my forehead, i won't get into how i got it but i ended up getting like 10 stitches, the cut goes up the direct center of my head vertically and can be seen easily if you have seen me irl (none of you fags have) 5) this one doesn't really count because i sort of laughed it off and it barely hurt, but i was skating back when i used to skate and i fell off onto a bottle i had on my hand and landed on it with my right forearm as i stood up pieces of glass fell out of my wound and i was gushing blood all the way home
July 9, 200816 yr k0nspire;572793']not necessarily in order 1) falling off a 3 story building and landing on my feet, i popped back up and nothing was broken or torn, but i walked funny all the way home 2) some kind of gastrointestinal disease that burned the living fuck shit out of my esophagus and throat, my stomach was on fire all the fucking time (and sometimes made me writhe in pain ), it lead on to my throat getting inflamed and making it hard to swallow my food or smoke weed or cigarettes, it eventually went away on its own (recently) 3) falling off a 2-story highway they were tearing down in an attempt to stop the niggers from coming from the other side of town (yes, im fucking SERIOUS, they claim it was because gang bangers came from there but it was the nigger part of town) anyway, i broke my ankle in 3 places and ended up walking (yes, mother fucking walking) home which was blocks and blocks away i didn't see the doctor for an entire week because i didn't have medical insurance. 4) big ass scar on my forehead, i won't get into how i got it but i ended up getting like 10 stitches, the cut goes up the direct center of my head vertically and can be seen easily if you have seen me irl (none of you fags have) 5) this one doesn't really count because i sort of laughed it off and it barely hurt, but i was skating back when i used to skate and i fell off onto a bottle i had on my hand and landed on it with my right forearm as i stood up pieces of glass fell out of my wound and i was gushing blood all the way home Gushing blood, I know that feeling. I was cutting wood a long time ago and gashed myself with the saw across my hand. Lovely sight. Had a rock land on my head, which needless to say was a fun experience with all the blood involved. Had to get stitches for my left eyebrow because I slipped on some ice and gashed my eyebrow. Was living in North Chicago at the time. Probably near you mr. sl0wbeanit.
July 9, 200816 yr oh shit where 2 start playa... well how bout when i wuz near da age of 15 and I was in this driveby right but the motha fuckin VVICTIM shot back and i got clipped in da hand. STRAIGHT through the center of my palm. nigga try to tell me you have experience pain
July 9, 200816 yr I was at the skatepark on my bike, yes BMX, and I went for a tabletop, I was about 5 feet up on a 5 foot ramp, really small for me nonetheless. I had a low air front tire, about 25-30 was in it. I keep 70-110 in it usually. I do the most normal thing I always do, kick back end out, nose down. I completely missed the other side of the ramp and landed front tire first. Went over the bars and straight to my face in a half second. (I love those btw) Fucked up my face, all swollen and shit, moved my front teeth straight, believe it or not. Jumped straight up and ran 20 feet to the fence and picked up my phone. Got a nice bottle of 10mg Lortabs and went home. I had little pain because it's kind of expected to get back up and continue riding, but w/e. Also, bike related, was downtown and went to 180 this 9 set of stairs. I got it and landed fine but I had to stop, I ride brakeless, and there was this 3 set behind me. Went off that backwards and stepped off at wrong time, rolled my ankle, bad, almost broke. Irony, the 9 set was the hospital stairs, and they refused me service because it was there property, so I rode to the other hospital, 2 miles away....
July 9, 200816 yr tl;dr STEPPED ON A FUCKING NAIL i stepped on a nail too lol it was on a board and it went right thru my shoe and idk how far into my foot didnt even hurt though my worst pain is maybe when i was like 8 and me and my friends were playing some gay swing game and basically i ended up getting hit by my friend while he was swinging and flew into a pole neck first and chipped my tooth hurt pretty bad.
July 9, 200816 yr When i was cutting a metal pipe with a powersaw the saw blade jammed in the pipe, then the pipe shot into my eye, causing my retina to let go, at that point I was blind on my right eye. In surgery they froze it back on. So now i can see again :)Â I broke my collarbone Edited July 9, 200816 yr by b1nary
July 9, 200816 yr When i was cutting a metal pipe with a powersaw the saw blade jammed in the pipe, then the pipe shot into my eye, causing my retina to let go, at that point I was blind on my right eye. In surgery they froze it back on. So now i can see again :)Â Â Holy FUCK lol
July 9, 200816 yr when i pulled a hamstring (i think thats what happened).. i couldn't stand at all, or move my legs.  STEPPED ON A FUCKING NAIL I've done that too, but it didn't hurt as much as I figured, really. Maybe it was adrenaline..?
July 9, 200816 yr tl;dr STEPPED ON A FUCKING NAIL haha yeah ive done that too, ive also stepped on an extra large toothpick before and it went half way in shit hurts
July 9, 200816 yr I actually got a cut on my knee that turned from a staph infection into MRSA hahahah because i fucking had it for a week and didnt do anything about it, thinking that it would go away in a matter of days...... Â The funny thing is i didn't take advil or nothing and just fucking lived with that fucking pain for almost like a week, not sleeping, just trying to ignore it, it was allfull of puss too that i had to squeeze out... i didn't know that if it was serious enough that you can actually have your leg amputated... :dunno:Â This is nothing though compared to som eof the shit you guys have gone through though, breaking my finger kinda hurt too...
July 9, 200816 yr I had a soccer ball slammed into my balls I'm a goal keeper so that shit happens once every few games and now it barely even hurts if I get sacked unless its a perfect blow. Worst pain I've felt is a measly broken ankle.
July 9, 200816 yr I had that same pain except I was putting gas in my car... I lol'd, it's a real joke, not just humourous flaming/trolling  I'm a goal keeper so that shit happens once every few games and now it barely even hurts if I get sacked unless its a perfect blow. Worst pain I've felt is a measly broken ankle. why don't you guys wear cups? too hard to run?(but as a goalie how much running do you do?)  Edit: shit I just remembered, not one of the worse, but the only one I can think of atm: I was a my friend's house, we had an apple with toothpicks in it and he didn't think I would catch it if you tossed it underhand, after he threw it one toothpick went in, and you could just see the tip on the other side of my hand, and another went in a few cm. To add insult to injury, or injury to injury or someshit I was joking around that same night with the apple and was pretending to stab it into my cheek...yep, all of a sudden I heard it puncture, and all I did was drop my jaw and stare at him, he did the same and was like"noooo, you didn't, did you? You're a fucking idiot"  btw, they were plastic toothpicks Edited July 9, 200816 yr by ManualBreathingTechnique
July 9, 200816 yr oh shit where 2 start playa... well how bout when i wuz near da age of 15 and I was in this driveby right but the motha fuckin VVICTIM shot back and i got clipped in da hand. STRAIGHT through the center of my palm. nigga try to tell me you have experience pain you have got to be the fakest nagger on the internet. please kill yourself. I landed on a nobby bedpost with my eye. talk about pain.
July 9, 200816 yr I was about 8 and climbing on a cannon in Gettysburg and fell off the side. Nuts landed on a hook hanging off the side, they were black and blue for 2 weeks. For all I know I'm no longer fertile but whatever.
