July 9, 200816 yr I was about 8 and climbing on a cannon in Gettysburg and fell off the side. Nuts landed on a hook hanging off the side, they were black and blue for 2 weeks. For all I know I'm no longer fertile but whatever. dam that sucks...
July 9, 200816 yr I went to a water park as a kid, and I didn't wear sunscreen. I am extremely susceptible to sunburn, and I ended up having my entire back and shoulders covered (50+) in giant (golf-ball sized) blisters. The burning sensation was bad, but it wasn't as bad as the horrific itching sensation on places that I couldn't reach or stung like shit when I scratched.
July 9, 200816 yr I once broke my tail bone, couldn't walk for about 4 hours and it hurt to sit, shit or sleep
July 9, 200816 yr i once jumped off the high dive in high school thinking i was a bird, jumped so high and uncontrollable i smashed my face on the lower diving board broke my nose and got two blackeyes, after that i was teased untill i dropped out of school.
July 9, 200816 yr When i was cutting a metal pipe with a powersaw the saw blade jammed in the pipe, then the pipe shot into my eye, causing my retina to let go, at that point I was blind on my right eye. In surgery they froze it back on. So now i can see again :) Holy FUCK lol I said the same in irl when I read that.
July 10, 200816 yr I was 11 or 12 jumping on a trampoline. I thought I was in the center of it, but I wasn't. I did a backflip. and I missed the trampoline part and landed in between the spring. I banged my ass bone on the bar, and the spring clamped my nutsack tight as a mother fucker. It hurt so much that I didn't even make noise. Just tears running down my cheeks.
July 10, 200816 yr why don't you guys wear cups? too hard to run?(but as a goalie how much running do you do?) Cups would get in the way and most likely make it harder to run. And yes we have to run quite often if our defense doesn't understand that the other team just like to kick through balls over them... fucking retards. (Meaning that we run to either mash some fags ankles or get the ball before they do or both)
July 10, 200816 yr SourceX;572912']i caught a lawn dart with my urethra once' date=' worst pain ever.[/quote'] rifk
July 10, 200816 yr I was 11 or 12 jumping on a trampoline. I thought I was in the center of it, but I wasn't. I did a backflip. and I missed the trampoline part and landed in between the spring. I banged my ass bone on the bar, and the spring clamped my nutsack tight as a mother fucker. It hurt so much that I didn't even make noise. Just tears running down my cheeks. ahahahaha When I was about 7, my sister told me I was grounded and I couldn't go outside, so I jumped out my 2nd story window, thinking I could sneak out. I kneed my self in the eye, nose, and mouth, and passed out from trauma. Woke up in the hospital like 3 hours later with 10 stitches in my lip, a swollen eyeball, fractured nose, and cheek bone. Really sucked because I couldn't see out of my right eye for about a week.
July 10, 200816 yr Dental work with no anaesthetic. http://bp0.blogger.com/_tGwfJ8QqSrY/RdNoQ8icNVI/AAAAAAAAABU/0YQJPWaCXoA/s1600/Snatcher1.jpg http://bp2.blogger.com/_tGwfJ8QqSrY/RdNoRcicNWI/AAAAAAAAABc/BYEO7x3oY9k/s1600/Snatcher2.jpg http://bp3.blogger.com/_tGwfJ8QqSrY/RdNoRsicNXI/AAAAAAAAABk/_H2HFVtGduU/s1600/Snatcher3.jpg Edited July 10, 200816 yr by Twylo
July 10, 200816 yr I never fell off any buildings or fucked myself up with power tools, but I did break my right arm in three places by the elbow. 2nd most painful thing for my is dislocation of my knees. My right knee goes out alot.
July 11, 200816 yr Pissing about on my brother's bike as a kid, slipping and twatting my fadge on the horizontal bar. I sense it almost compares to being kicked in the nuts.
July 11, 200816 yr Pissing about on my brother's bike as a kid, slipping and twatting my fadge on the horizontal bar. I sense it almost compares to being kicked in the nuts. wow that sounds sexeh
July 11, 200816 yr Why the fuck is shooting someone in the balls not considered a one hit kill in games like CS
July 11, 200816 yr Why the fuck is shooting someone in the balls not considered a one hit kill in games like CS Because they all wear these: http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/pictures/Super-Troopers-thumb.jpg
July 11, 200816 yr Because they all wear these: http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/pictures/Super-Troopers-thumb.jpg hahahah win!
July 11, 200816 yr maybe you get migrams from staring at the same computer screen for like 15 hours a day??
July 11, 200816 yr Author zuZu;573212']maybe you get migrams from staring at the same computer screen for like 15 hours a day?? Nice try, but no I've had them since I was four and they are progressive so they get worse as I get older.
July 11, 200816 yr sp0rky;573213']Nice try' date=' but no I've had them since I was four and they are progressive so they get worse as I get older.[/color'] Maybe it's a tumor.
