July 14, 200816 yr Just blew a load and it flew over my fucking head. discuss thats because u were sitting down wanker :ugh: cum shots shouldn't go very far to hit the target :op:
July 14, 200816 yr I've shot a load heaps high up into the air I had time to look up as my jizz was landing on my forehead it was lol.
July 14, 200816 yr 1000 yards, it was a confirmed kill. http://deucelacock.net/deuceblog/media/1/20070515-gun.jpg
July 14, 200816 yr let's just say I was the man on the grassy knoll. You can see how c4daver usually expels semen from his body by looking at his signature. You can see where it came from by looking at mine.
July 14, 200816 yr i made this same thread 2 years ago, and it was 3 pages long. rifk i fucked your mom 2 years ago, and she had an abortion
July 14, 200816 yr Because of my uber hax I can make it go around the universe and through all dimensions and shit. It finally stopped when it hit god in the face.
July 14, 200816 yr Well, I own the Dropdead/Totalitar and Dropdead/LBAL splits on vinyl but I don't have a working record player. Wait, what was the question?
July 15, 200816 yr i was sat in my bedroom... manchester....... i came ... the spunk flew 7 inches into a tissue, held by a china-lady in... well china..... can you guess why??? bacuase my dick is fucking massive. yeah. uselessly massive.... its getting friction sores... sometimes they bleed..... and puss.
July 16, 200816 yr i ejaculate so hard and fast i blast pigeons off my roof I recommend you not.... wav will kill you and rape your mother.
