Posted July 17, 200816 yr so today i was out back mowing my lawn when i saw a bee approaching me. when it came close enough i back handed it and it died also post the most badass thing you've ever done
July 18, 200816 yr I go to bestbuy and buy a 1TB seagate hdd, and inside was a WD 100GB hdd. The lady store manager refused to refund or even exchange it. She then refused to service me and was going to call loss prevention on me so I whip out my dick and pissed on the floor while telling her and the other employee's to eat me ass hole. never going to that piece of shit store ever again.
July 18, 200816 yr I go to bestbuy and buy a 1TB seagate hdd, and inside was a WD 100GB hdd. The lady store manager refused to refund or even exchange it. She then refused to service me and was going to call loss prevention on me so I whip out my dick and pissed on the floor while telling her and the other employee's to eat me ass hole. never going to that piece of shit store ever again. If you really did that, then you are fucking god.
July 18, 200816 yr For a second I thought you meant you bought a 1TB HDD AND hid a 100GB HDD inside the box too. But, that is awesome.
July 18, 200816 yr whilst fighting 2 of my friends at once (2 on 1), the bigger one approaches me and i literally falcon punch him, sending him flying back into the wall behind him and falling on the floor writhing in pain. we're good buddies though, so it's all good
July 18, 200816 yr Author whilst fighting 2 of my friends at once (2 on 1), the bigger one approaches me and i literally falcon punch him, sending him flying back into the wall behind him and falling on the floor writhing in pain. we're good buddies though, so it's all good That. Is. Epic.
July 18, 200816 yr I car bombed my best friend as a practical joke. I love those jokes, I pull those on my friends all the time, they don't talk to me very much... I guess they don't have a sense of humor, do yours do the same?
July 18, 200816 yr - went paintballing and took my own frozen painballs. - put a heap of thermite on someones caravan [travel trailer] and watched it melt right through. - stuffed epoxy in someones doorlock. - poored the glowey shit from glowsticks into a test tube and posted it to my friend, a while later he sent me a text saying "hey kyle, is there any radio active liquids that glow?" i sent one back saying "yeah man, pollonium 21somethin, they spilled some in a powerplant last year in russia and it killed loads people... why?" a week later i find out he called emergency services, but by then the glow had worn off. musta caused quite a stir. - farted in a pringles tube.... lolz. - stabbed someone for stealin mah baseball cap. no joke. - shot some kid in a wheelchair with a bb gun. - spray-painted a cat. - super-glued a cats front feet to the floor. kekekekeke. - threatened to blow up my school and then took the next day off... according to my head teacher... i made 6 people have panic attacks and caused two girls to cry. these are some of the fun things ive done... now there are some bad ass things... i mean really bad-ass things, but im not going to discuss them.. ever.
July 18, 200816 yr - went paintballing and took my own frozen painballs. Classic. - spray-painted a cat. - super-glued a cats front feet to the floor. kekekekeke. Faggot. Claggot.
July 18, 200816 yr once i pooped in a tim hortons snack pack box and left it beside a homeless person sleeping hahaha i still to this day wonder if he ate it
July 18, 200816 yr keylogged every computer in the school by downloading a program called dreampackpl. By burning it to a disc and i put it in every computer so that whenever i typed dreamon in the username slot i could set up keylogging. And eventually I got like half the ppl in the schools passwords (like 600/1200) and then i saved as a txt document called passwords.txt on my school disc cuz i was gonna put it on my usb disc but I left it at home :(. So then the admins found out and i was suspended and nearly expelled :(
July 19, 200816 yr I started a group/gang called the Dismantlers. Our mission was to take ONE screw or bolt from the school a day. The idea was that after a couple of years of all five of us doing this randomly the whole school would fall apart. The plan had to be abandoned as one of the group (John Walford) decided to bring in an electric drill and did about 6 months work in one lunch time. This idiot removed black boards from walls and doors from there hinges. After this I started a group called the Dusters. Our mission was to take ONE duster a day and put it in the science room cabinet. This plan also had to be abandoned as the group members removed all the dusters from the school in about a week. The stash was found when one of the members was caught putting a duster into the science room cabinet. It was funny to watch the teachers using there hands to clean the blackboards. My friends were stupid fucks. They wanted instant results.
July 19, 200816 yr Shot a pole pig with an SKS just to see the sparks fly. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/321552319_827d74d6c5.jpg?v=0 "Pylon transformers are often used for the power supply of facilities outside settlements, such as farmyards or pumping stations at voltages below 30kV. Another application is the power supply of switch heatings from the overhead wire of railways electrified with AC. In this case single phase pylon transformers are used. In North American utility practice, these devices are called "pole mount" transformers, or nicknamed "pole pigs", and are very commonly used for distribution in areas with overhead primary lines. An alternative to a pole pig is used on underground distribution systems. These transformers are mounted in locked steel cases mounted on a concrete pad on the customer's premises. These are called pad mount transformers. These are used in many urban areas and neighborhoods where the primary lines run underground. Many large buildings have electric service provided at primary voltage. These buildings have customer-owned transformers in the basement for step-down A statute of limitations is a statute in a common law legal system that sets forth the maximum period of time, after certain events, that legal proceedings based on those events may be initiated. In civil law systems, similar provisions are usually part of the civil code or criminal code and are often known collectively as "periods of prescription" or "prescriptive periods."purposes." Party on!
July 19, 200816 yr Two of my friends and I took a massive shit in each of the girl's washroom sinks. The washroom was unusable for a week :naughty:
July 19, 200816 yr I raged this one girl and she threatened to kill her self would you have fucked her dead body afterwards ? thatd be soooo badass
July 19, 200816 yr I made this ginger kid cry for like 3-4 hours in primary school which caused his older sister to become raged and threaten to cut my balls off haha.
